#enjoy my long ass replies 😭💀✌️

[swiftmitsu]

more questions since the boredom is at it again 🥴 [i like asking tho lol] 1- PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MROE MUSIC RECCOMNDATIONS EEE IT WAS SO GOOD 💥 2- What DnD class would you be [and what would the moral allignment be] if you could choose any 3-WAIT HOW'D YOU DO THE TEXT CHANGE COLOR THING I CAN ONLY DO ThiS [it doesnt melt into another color like the yellow thingy did 😭] 4- what are your top three ships [platonic or otherwise] [[personally poly star sanses 🗣🗣🗣]] 5- HAVE YOU TRIED THE WOOLIES COOKIES PLEASE OMFG THEY'RE SO GOOD THEY MAKE ME ASCEND 🎇 [not the ones with the macedamia, like the one with them BIG CHOC CHIPS EEE THEIR SO YUMMM]

YEAHHHH MOREEE >:DDD

1- AAAA IM GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT okay SOOO. pulls up killer playlist

If I Killed Someone For You by Alec Benjamin (MORE ROMANTIC KILLER EEHHEHE)

ORRR if you want sad/angsty Killer

Happy Face by Jagwar Twin

(has to force himself to be happy to cope with his life man. 🫠)

2- OKAY SO. IVE NEVER ACTUALLY GOTTEN INTO DND. (i really want to play a game one day though💔)

BUT I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THE CLASSES. I'd definitely would go with Ranger, being Chaotic Good hehehe

3- ISNT IT PRETTY??? (i did it because tumblr removed yellow texts option on desktop >:(( )

unfortunately I think you can only do it on desktop too, since you're unable to change the editor of the posts and stuff on mobile..... >:( (i used this post to help me :3)

4- EHEHEHEHEH

okay so honestly, im not much of a shipper lol

KROSS. though, i like seeing them as a queerplatonic pair more :)

KIST ALSO. EHEHEEE theyre both suffering similarly but also differently eueueu let them comfort each other 💔💔💔

but OF COURSE I NEED TO MENTION HORRORDUST. theyre made for each other man i cant even.

(alsO HELL YEAH POLY STAR SANSES EHEH. works good alongside the bad sanses poly *maniacal laughter*)

5- OH MY GOD. YES YES YESSSS.‼️‼️

exposing myself, but i work at a Coles bakery and we get to just. eat the cookies if there's any left over (there always is)

THERE WERE THE ONES THAT WERE SIMILAR TO THE WOOLIES ONE AND RAAAAAAA💥💥💥💥

I EXPLODE EVERY TIME BECAUSE ITS SO WARM. STRAIGHT OUTTA THE OVENNNN✨✨✨✨

[hajim3]

You want requests? Hmmmm who (out of all characters you right for) likes a plump soft reader? Who looks at thicc ppl and just can't help themselves? And what's their first fantasy about chubby reader?

If you don't do chubby reader requests then plz ignore me. Thank you for your time ✌️🤗

𝚆𝚑𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚊 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚎?

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cw: gn!reader, mentions of titties but it can be ignored if it doesn’t apply, suggestive (I think??) I’m not good at warnings so lmk if I missed anything

a/n: HI GUYS!!! I’VE MISSED YOU!!! It’s been over a year! I know this is very short but this took me two days to write cuz I had to get my brain turning again. 😭 Also I had to stop myself from writing cuz I still had a bit more to say but imma save it for another time. I feel pretty good about this one so I hope you guys enjoy it as well.

word count: 478

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⇾ Tbh I have a whole arsenal of characters that I think would die for a cute chubby person

⇾ But if i absolutely had to pick one person, I say Bokuto (oh and Osamu but imma save that for another time) and i will die on the hill that he would go through hell and back to just get a sprinkle of attention from a chubby person and if you disagree then you’re wrong 🤷🏽‍♀️

⇾ And if I’m not mistaken this is canon right???

⇾ My mans is going feral for some big thighs and titties bro

⇾ Bruh cant keep his hands off you man

⇾ Always expect your thighs to be squeezed, checks to be pinched, ass to be slapped, and tits to be caressed at any given moment

⇾ Cuddles are so nice with him especially in the winter

⇾ Cuddles can either be calm and relaxing or chaotic and loud (no in between)

⇾ But honestly he’s such an affectionate person in the first place so his favorite thing to do with you is cuddle because you’re both so warm and it just feels heavenly (I was always the person that someone would hug/touch to warm up because I’m naturally very warm so this resonates deep with me 😭)

⇾ He’s so proud to show you off in public

⇾ He’s the boyfriend that’ll let you wear whatever you want in public cuz he’s secure in the fact that you’re his and he’s yours so there’s no reason for him not to 🤷🏽‍♀️

⇾ In fact, he would jump at any opportunity to take pictures of you because he’s just so obsessed with your beauty he just can’t help it

⇾ Bro turns into a professional photographer when it comes to you

⇾ Like he’s getting all the angles and lighting to make sure it’s perfect

⇾ If someone was to open his social media they would think it’s ran by you from the amount of pictures and videos of you he has on there

⇾ He’ll post a pic of you and it’ll have some corny ass caption like “just in case you forgot what they look like 🤭🥰” even all his other recent posts (within the last couple days) were of you

⇾ He will spam your comments with emojis and stupid pick up lines whenever you post on you own page

⇾ His one and only wish is to be between your thighs at all times

⇾ Like if he could die between your thighs, oh trust me he most certainly will, with a smile on his face too

⇾ Oh yea he has a very bad habit of slapping your ass, so hard if hurts

⇾ But being the sweet boy he is, he immediately apologizes and rubs it

⇾ If I keep going any longer this is gonna be super fucking long so imma cut it here and maybe make a Pt2 and answer that last part in it💀

FIN

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[la-squadra1234]

Hey can I request Phinks, Uvogin, and Feitan with a teen daughter that is boy crazy and is having crushes on boys and stuff. I just think the idea is soooo cute 🥰.

It’s cute for us, but it would drive them absolutely nuts!

And of course I can<3

Thank you so much for requesting! It means so much to me to see that people actually decide to request

 Full credit to la-squadra1234

feitan- just him even thinking about the words “ dad I am in love” or at parent teacher interviews “ oh my goodness dad look that’s the guy that I like isn’t. He’s so cute!” “ dad look at this boy can I date him? Come on don’t say no please!!!” He feels absolutely sick to his stomach when he hears his daughter on call with her friends talking about boys and how cute the boys at their school are and how she wants to go on dates with them and them to be her boyfriend, but only one. (I’m not into that polyamorous stuff sorry🙃) it would drive him absolutely crazy having to listen to his daughter go on full rants for hours about boys it would honestly just annoy him and confuse him in his mind. He is thinking what value does this boy have? He’s not an assassin. He isn’t into torture he’s not sadistic he’s not strong he’s not a nen user and he’s not buff! If he ever sees any of the guys that his daughter likes when he is out alone, or with the phantom troupe, he will be sure to shoot very nasty glares and mumble things under his breath, but loud enough for the boy to hear…

Phinks-this man is already short tempered as it is, so just him even imagining another man in your life or just imagining all the bad things that could possibly happen just makes him want to kill somebody (not like it’s any different from his usual lifestyle anyways💀✌️) he doesn’t understand why his daughter is so crazy over boys. There is literally no value in the guys that she likes and he prays that it is just a phase and that it will go away in a couple weeks but boy was he wrong his daughter always acts like she is in love, but then she moves on a day later to a different boy. (and no we are not about to call her a hoe or a player OK we have to have respect for phinks daughter like bffr) if his daughter is ranting about boys way too much in one day, he will eventually raise his voice at his daughter enough to make her stop, but not enough to make her cry or to make her feel sad or maybe just a little depending on how he’s feeling that day honestly he’s very short tempered and this is just not good on him 

Uvogin-the moment his daughter even brings up her having a crush I swear to God, he turns his neck so fast it releases all the cracks that it was holding in throughout the years💀😭 he would stare at her for a few minutes before replying “ I’m sorry what you have a crush?!?! yeah, no not under my roof I will kill the boy. If I have to you better make sure that you stay away from him, and he stays away from you. You are not dating any boy under any circumstance, or anybody in general! Do I make myself clear” he would be very stern about it but eventually when his daughter does not get scared about his empty threats and keeps ranting about boys. He eventually just gets used to the lifestyle, but oh boy, you best believe Nobunaga is more annoyed by hearing all the shit that uvogin has to tell him about what his daughter is ranting about and not only that Nobunaga is pretty much his daughters uncle, so of course, he would be annoyed as well! It’s like a two and one combo😅

That’s it for today everyone since there wasn’t a lot of people like normal I tried my best to put in as much creativity as possible and make them as long as possible! I hope everybody enjoyed it just as much as I did writing it. This was honestly one of my favourites to write. It’s just so fun and I have to be very creative for this one too. It’s not just some thing that I can half ass or get out of very easily, especially since I haven’t seen anything like this. I’m pretty happy to be writing it!

Thank you so much to the person who requested this. It’s very appreciated as usual!

BTW I am going to try my best to reply to every request that I get with in less than an hour just so everybody gets their stories in a good time range

 I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!