SJSJDJDJS FOR THE ASK MEME I DO TWO.. your newest boi, Schneider... Aaaaaaand hmmmmmm how bout Spy... Throwin my boi in there too. 👀
ASDFGASD ALRIGHT LETS START WITH SCHNEIDER
1: sexuality headcanon bi,,, he just radiates bi energy asdghasd
2: otp happiness 😭 asdfgh ok but i dont really ship him with anyone, not a shippy person in general cries
3: brotp OK LOOK I STILL DUNNO MUCH ABOUT THE GAME, and i may or not have focused on him the most… tryin to unlock he…. also i think he’s the youngest ashdjas hmmmm maybe lune? she seems to like him maybe even alicia asdhajsd but hans is like his adoped dad. or uncle. asdhjasd there’s also lycus…both assholes…. I NEED TO,, LEARN MORE ABOUT THE OTHERS ASHDJ
4: notp hmm nothin really, still need to learn about the charas asdhjaskd
5: first headcanon that pops into my head OK SO HIS SCARS, HE GOT THIS REAL BIG X IN HIS FACE AND I KINDA FEEL IT HAD TO DO WITH SOMETHIN SIMILAR TO HOT IRON BRANDIN? i mean im not sure if the scar looks like it but idk, it’d be cool? now im not sure if he did it to himself cause it looks cool…. or someone did it to he cause he deserved it? asdhjasd as punishment or as an initiation or somethin?idk …. also he has robo fingers for better hackin…he chop em himselfsadgashd
6: favorite line from this characterHIS SCREAMS OF PAIN asdghasd oKN O hes terrible gET READY FOR SCHNEIDER SHOW,, I DONT KNOW,,, IM STILL BLAYIN CRY EMOJI– tho for his worst line we have THIS ,,, ALSO WHEN HE SAYS THAT ONE THNG IN RUSSIAN…
figures he knows how to curse someone in different languages asdh
7: one way in which I relate to this character uH we both good with computers and big dumbass? ashdj
8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this charactereVERYTHIN,, actually i dont get that much second hand embarassment from him 🤔 SHOCKIN– wait actually maybe that one line i mentioned before asgdhjk, hes terrible asdhj– OH AND HIS WEIRD DANCE,,he just.. flaps his arms around.. what kinda dance is that boi asdh
9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? NEITHER, both? he looks cute…… and he’s described as annoyin? but asdghasjd idk
AND NOW FOR SHPEE���
1: sexuality headcanon BI AGAIN
2: otp did i mention im not really a shippy person sadghasjd
3: brotp ya know spy kinda seems like the loner of the group,, hmm HEAVY. i read a comic the other day, where heavy didnt know any english when he first joined the team, and like BIG PROBLEM cause how ya gonna communicate, but bAM spy knows russian (not an expert but he can hold a convo) aND HE TEACHES HEAVY ENGLISH, AND NOW IM LIKE– WHAT IF THEY JUST GOOD FRENS… TEACHIN EACH OTHER LANGUAGES,, AND HANGIN OUT!! JUST RELAXIN!
4: notp scout…thats his son 😭, but if we dont count that…hm i dont really mind any asdgh
5: first headcanon that pops into my head HES A COWARD, wait no ashdjsd, but hm idk when he does get spooked he hides away really fast (see the mercenary park vid, he just, goes invisible and leaves scout there asgdhjasd) he likes spookin others but cant handle the spook,, SO YEA MAYBE HE WAS KEEPIN AN EYE ON SCOUT, OR TACTICAL ADVANTAGE OR WHATEVER- BUT STILL, PAL, YA JUST DONT LEAVE YER TEAMMATE LIKE THAT IN AN ABANDONED PARK WHEN THERE’S LOTS OF BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE
6: favorite line from this characterASGDH I REALLY LIKE HIS INGAME LINES,, HES SUCH AN ASSHOLE (so unlike how he acts in comics or tf2 videos ashdj) I especially appreciate his sniper domination lines asgdhjaksd,, ALSO HIS LAUGH. HE SNORT ASHDJASD
7: one way in which I relate to this characterI GUESS I TOO APRECIATE LOTS OF TIME FOR MESELF? and i also tend to be super mysterious or whatever asgdhjaskd (or so i have been told)
8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this characterTBH HES TOO.. SUAVE OR WHATEVER TO HAVE SECOND HAND EMBARASSMENT…. maybe blu spy when he was showin red spy (disguised as scout) photos of he and scouts ma,, like… how did ya get those mate
9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?AGAIN NEITHER ASGDHJ, i guess he leans a bit to the last one?, just a bit— its funny both schneider and spy morder people but like… it doesnt seem as bad when compared to jeremiah asdghaj, LIKE THEY FROM ONLINE SHOOTERS OF COURSE THEY DO THAT, but they feel more… morally gray, unlike miah who is like.. a villain i guess
OKAY THATS IT SADGHASJD THANK U FOR SENDIN THESE IN AA 😭
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