#ever since I got rid of the other monstera deliciosas

[prayerplanthoarder]

I mean this is really pretty and all, and funny how the last 2 leaves kinda have this perfectly inverted pattern of green and white, but...

... why does it try to self-destruct now 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

[osakaso5]

Nagi Rokuya RabbiTube Rabbit TV Part 2: A Special Day Of Sincerity

Part 1 | Part 3

Yamato Nikaido: ...Hold on. Let's do a roll call, just in case. I can't tell who's who with these masks.

Iori Izumi: I'm Iori.

Mitsuki Izumi: I'm Mitsuki.

Tamaki Yotsuba: Tamaki.

Sogo Osaka: I'm Sogo Osaka.

Riku Nanase: I'm Riku!

Mitsuki Izumi: ...'Kay, that's everyone.

All: ........

Yamato Nikaido: A-are we really gonna do this..?

Iori Izumi: It's not as if we have a choice, considering it's for Rokuya-san's Appreciation Month...

Tamaki Yotsuba: I'm actually kinda into this.

Riku Nanase: Me too! It's so exciting!

Tamaki Yotsuba: Yeah. It's like we're the bad guys from a hero show!

Sogo Osaka: Cocona-chan isn't a villain, though...

Mitsuki Izumi: ...What were we supposed to do with these masks on, again..?

Iori Izumi: Our mission is to entertain Rokuya-san through impersonations and quotes from the show.

Mitsuki Izumi: ...Sounds like Mission Impossible to me...

Sogo Osaka: It's like we're court jesters who have to perform in front of a king.

Iori Izumi: That's a good analogy.

Yamato Nikaido: ...Alright. Let's do this, for Nagi!

All: Yeah..!

Nagi Rokuya: OH..! Incredible! You are all wearing such cute masks!

Iori Izumi: ...I'm already sick of doing this...

Sogo Osaka: Hang in there, Iori-kun. We're only just getting started!

Riku Nanase: Magical Flash!

Riku Nanase: Ehehe. Well, how'd I do?

Nagi Rokuya: Say it again, Riku! This time, I will film it...

Nagi Rokuya: And straighten your back out just a bit more!

Riku Nanase: L-like this?

Nagi Rokuya: Yes! That is perfect!

Tamaki Yotsuba: ...Are we gonna do that, too?

Yamato Nikaido: Were you not listening when we went over this plan the first time..?

Tamaki Yotsuba: ...Nagicchi!

Nagi Rokuya: What?

Tamaki Yotsuba: Take this!

Nagi Rokuya: ...OH..!

Mitsuki Izumi: Whoa!? Now Nagi's wearing a mask, too!

Iori Izumi: Now there's seven of us...

Sogo Osaka: ...COCONALiSH7..?

IDOLiSH7: ...Pfft.

IDOLiSH7: Ahaha..!

Mitsuki Izumi: Damn you Sogo, I was trying not to laugh..!

Riku Nanase: Ahaha, the mask suits you, Nagi!

Iori Izumi: How can you even tell if a mask suits someone..?

Nagi Rokuya: Does it really..? But I do not think I am worthy of it..!

Yamato Nikaido: Why would you not think that?

Sogo Osaka: I understand what he means. The closer you get to someone you respect, the more you start to feel inferior...

Tamaki Yotsuba: Are you seriously still saying stuff like that, So-chan? After all the times you've worked together?

Sogo Osaka: I-I wasn't referencing anyone in particular..!

Tamaki Yotsuba: But I can still tell exactly who you're talking about.

Nagi Rokuya: ...Ah, if only I had the gift of magic, like Cocona does...

Nagi Rokuya: Then I could get rid of those lousy calligraphic subtitles, and direct the show's plot according to my wishes...

Mitsuki Izumi: That's a pretty disturbing thing to say when you're in the entertainment industry, even as a joke.

Riku Nanase: We may not be able to change the show, but we've got something else you can watch!

Nagi Rokuya: And that is..!

IDOLiSH7: The RabbiTube!

Riku Nanase: It's about to begin! Everyone, take off your masks! 

- - - -

IDOLiSH7: ........

Mitsuki Izumi: It was pretty fun to watch how quickly you went from being all regal to hugging your legs and shaking in fear!

Nagi Rokuya: Touching mystery objects is quite difficult indeed...

Tamki Yotsuba: Yeah, seriously.

Riku Nanase: I thought you wouldn't have to drink the senburi tea..!

Sogo Osaka: Same here. I thought you'd guess what it was right away, since you're so smart.

Tamaki Yotsuba: ...What did you call it again... Monster Deluxe?

Nagi Rokuya: Monstera deliciosa! It is rough and round, so I mistook the pinecone for it.

Iori Izumi: You, Nikaido-san, and Yotsuba-san our only members who have failed the challenge thus far.

Yamato Nikaido: ...I'd rather not be reminded of that...

Nagi Rokuya: Heh. It would seem we are comrades, Yamato.

Tamaki Yotsuba: SENBURiSH3!

Riku Nanase: What a group that would be!

Iori Izumi: Please don't just make up random teams. It'll only make those of us who succeeded feel weird.

Mitsuki Izumi: I get what you mean, Iori. Grass always looks greener on the other side...

Nagi Rokuya: Surely, there is no grass in senburi tea!?

Mitsuki Izumi: You're missing my point, buddy.

Iori Izumi: ...Nii-san, Osaka-san. Let's make up a group name for ourselves, as well.

Sogo Osaka: Huh..? D-do you think we'll need a theme song, too?

Yamato Nikaido: I have no idea what you people are saying anymore...

Riku Nanase: Do you always hold your arms out like that when you unbox merch, by the way?

Nagi Rokuya: ...Yes. I focus all the nerves on this right hand of mine, and feel for the jackpot.

Tamaki Yotsuba: I guess that's how you got the rarest thing on your first try.

Nagi Rokuya: Heh. If you ever need help with blind bag items, feel free to ask me for assistance.

Iori Izumi: ...Really..?

Riku Nanase: What is it, Iori? Is there something you need Nagi's help with?

Iori Izumi: N-no. Nothing at all.

Mitsuki Izumi: If you're so good at guessing, can you tell what's in here!?

Nagi Rokuya: .......!

Nagi Rokuya: I can, and I need not even use my technique! It is a cake for me..!

Yamato Nikaido: It would've felt kinda weird to cut up a cake with Cocona-chan's face on it, so we decorated it with stars and hearts instead.

Nagi Rokuya: A super ultra rare cake, then! Thank you so much!

Riku Nanase: ...Thank you for always being such a good friend to us, Nagi!

Sogo Osaka: Your voice gives us courage.

Iori Izumi: ...You've been a great source of encouragement to us all.

Tamaki Yotsuba: I hope we can keep you smiling, too!

Yamato & Mitsuki: Nagi!

Yamato, Mitsuki, Iori, Riku, & Sogo: Happy birthday!

Nagi Rokuya: If our meeting was not a miracle, then I do not know what it was. I love you all! 

End of Part 2.