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blinkpen · 4 months

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ahh, here's another thing with a doodle in it i was hesitant to post if only bc i don't want to risk the stress of getting targeted by The Harassment Engine but, idk, it is just kinda lying around... keep it between us i guess

the As Written By Viv meme was like the universe's little end of the year present to me specifically amidst all the horrors

if you can identify the exact sentence i gave up the pretense of emulation and devolved purely into contempt-soaked parody, you get a sticker

*cw for fatphobia and schrodinger's incest only as far as needed to emulate Unfunny Hack Writing that i did not fucking enjoy typing

#doodles #thank you caine for being my bitch #its almost like the problem isnt that the humor is crass but is crass Badly and Boringly and has no brain in its head at all #and its meanspirited in an utterly juvenile shallow vapid and often ignorant way that is in fact telling of the person writing it #and even if this IS your style of humor #every 'joke' is one of the same 10 cusswords sprinkled onto an otherwise unseasoned chicken breast of a sentence #put some adobo on that shit i swear to fuckign god ALSO:#stop being an jerk to the underpaid chefs breaking their wrists cooking your bad recipe its not their fault you suck at your end of the job #vomit cw #blood cw #demersa #do NOT get me started on the absolute MESS she considers good drama writing either dear sweet merciful void take me away #hhhhverse tag of spite

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