#everyone shh we're on a date (not delusional)

[sfnine]

[nikekisaki]

Last Legacy's incorrect quotes

Characters mentioned: Y/N, Felix, Rime, Sage, Anisa

Part one

Sage: *accidentally hits Y/N in the face*

Sage: *trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'are you okay'

Sage: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Y/N: What's wrong with you?!

Felix: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why

Y/N: Only if you also don't ask why

Y/N: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick

Felix:

Y/N:

Felix: This one is fine

Anisa, banging on the door: Felix! Open up!

Felix: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Sage: No, she meant-

Y/N: Let him finish

Sage: You love me, right, Y/N?

Y/N: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it

Sage: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Felix: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Sage: I'm leaving, and I'M TAKING Y/N WITH ME

Anisa, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now

Sage: *kicks the door down looking panicked*

Y/N: What did you do?

Sage: Nobody died

Y/N: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Y/N: Can I be frank with you guys?

Anisa: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help

Felix: Can I still be Felix?

Sage: Shh, let Frank speak

Y/N, Sage, and Felix are sitting on a bench

Anisa: Why do you guys look so sad?

Y/N: Sit down with us so we can tell you

*Anisa sits down*

Sage: The bench is freshly painted

Sage: *screams*

Y/N: *screams louder to establish dominance*

Felix: Should we do something?

Anisa: No, I want to see who wins

Y/N: Why is Felix so sad?

Anisa: He took one of those "Which Character Are You?" quizzes

Y/N: And...?

Anisa: He got Sage

Sage: Why are your tongues purple?

Rime: We had slushies. I had a red one

Felix: I had a blue one

Sage: Oh

Sage:

Sage: OH

Y/N:

Y/N: You drank each other's slushies?

Y/N: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Felix: Not if they consent to it

Sage: Depends who you're stabbing

Anisa: YES?!?

Y/N: Nothing in life is free

Anisa: Love is free!

Sage: Adventure is free

Felix: Knowledge is free

Rime: Everything is free it you take it without paying

Sage: I've done a lot of dumb stuff

Felix: I witnessed the dumb stuff

Rime: I recorded the dumb stuff

Y/N: I joined in on the dumb stuff

Anisa: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Y/N: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Anisa: Rude

Felix: That's fair

Sage: Not again

Rime: Are you going to want this back?

Y/N: Is having a penis fun?

Rime: It has its ups and downs

Sage: Sometimes it's a little hard

Felix: It's a pain in the ass

Anisa: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on

Y/N: Bye Anisa! Bye Felix! Bye Sage! Bye Rime! Bye Anisa!

Felix: You said 'bye Anisa' twice

Y/N: I like Anisa

Y/N: Anyone d-

Felix: Depressed?

Anisa: Drained?

Sage: Dumb?

Rime: Disliked?

Y/N: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...

Anisa: You kidnapped Y/N? That's illegal!

Rime: But Anisa, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Y/N, or destroying our dreams?

Anisa: Kidnapping Y/N, Rime!!!

Sage: Anisa, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!

Anisa: What, to kidnap people?!?!

Sage: To work together!

Anisa: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?

Felix: Anisa, we all agreed a celebrity is not a people

Y/N: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Felix: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Sage: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Anisa: I knew I lost that potentional somewhere!

Rime: My moral code, is that you?

Y/N:

Y/N: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

Y/N: What does 'take out' mean?

Anisa: Food

Sage: Dating

Felix: Murder

Rime: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IT YOU'RE NOT A COWARD

Felix: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends

Anisa: ... Your what?

Felix: My friends

Y/N: Is he saying 'friends'?

Rime: I think he's being sarcastic

Sage: No, no, no, this is delirium, he's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Felix! All of your friends are in this room

Felix: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks

Sage: Good morning

Felix: Good morning

Anisa: Good morning

Y/N: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit

Rime: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

Y/N: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Anisa: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it

Y/N: Three of us saw it, Anisa. How do you explain that?

Anisa: *points at Felix* Sleep deprivation. *points at Sage* Paranoia. *points at Rime* Delusional personality disorder

Anisa: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Y/N: Have everyone stand

Sage: Bring three more chairs!

Felix: The most important ones can sit down

Rime: Kill three

Y/N: Looking left cause you don't treat me right

Felix: Looking right because you left

Rime: Looking up cause you let me down

Sage: Looking down cause you fucked up

Anisa: What is wrong with you guys

Y/N: What did you guys get in your yearbooks?

Felix: 'Prettiest smile'

Anisa: 'Nicest personality'

Sage: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Rime: Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'