#excalibur umbra smut

[mxchibomb]

content. mdni 18+

excalibur umbra ! cw. dubcon.

 stalking down a rogue frame was truly not an easy task. a difficult game of tag. your dead warframe with no pilot stood somewhere else, in a random corner of the circular room. everywhere you went, he chased after with a beam that was doing practically no damage.

 running around for however long, using your beam just to do nothing but encourage him in the chase was getting exhausting. not only was it tiring out your amp, but your body was slowing down as well. you heaved softly in your spot on your tired legs, preparing to sling yourself across the floor once more. he was right in front of you, like he had read your mind before you could even perform the action.

 just barely dodging an attack from the sentient frame had your heart leaping out of your chest. the attack hadn't landed but you landed flat on the cold ground due to a misstep. a slip up that could possibly be even lethal with the power umbra held within him. you couldn't form a single thought before your wrists locked above your head by a single hand, his hips between your legs. your heart dropped to your stomach and your breathing picked up. panicked, you began thrashing.

 wiggling your body, pulling at your arms in his grip, kicking your legs. warframes were a lot heavier when you weren't the one piloting it. deep down you knew this wouldn't do anything. and it showed as a completely still and unmoving umbra just stared at you despite having no visible eye sockets.

 the blue lights on his face flashed as he watched you struggle, emitting a gurgle like purr. a purr that stopped your squirming. your worn out body ached against the hard floor as the frame observed you, leaving you in confusion. nothing had happened. your current situation had high expectations of possible fatality. yet nothing.

 as much as you wanted to fight to abort the mission, you couldn't get out of his hold and you feared if you tried any harder you'd be testing your luck. he released another purr, same to the last one and you could feel him shift between your legs. the edges of his hips pressed up against your inner thighs, pushing them forward. only then had you realized something was off. a mysterious weight rested against your lower stomach. but it was much too small to be a leg and he wouldn't have had a chance to move it in this position regardless. it couldn't have been a weapon because you could only recall a blade, of which was too long and sharp.

 you could barely breathe with the force of your heart against your chest. nervous yet curious, you took a glance down and you practically choked on nothing.

 unsheathed from the pelvic area, a black and twitching cock weighed heavy on your stomach. made of the same material of the armored suit and intricate lines to match the rest of his body, leaking a glowing blue liquid out of the tip and onto your covered belly button. you've never heard of warframe with genitalia. did all warframes have hidden genitalia? and you've never heard of a sexually competent warframe before.

 with your scared stare, he took your silence as acceptance, fat cock rubbing up and down against your clothed pussy. with a startled squeak, you tugged at your wrists still encapsulated but to no avail. a smooth gyrate of his rough hips, he leaned down to nuzzle your neck with his decorative gold plated horned mask. he was gentle, leaving you unsure of what to think about the current situation. your cunt began to pulse and your inner temperature rises in contrast to your conflicting mind. you couldn't decide if this was wrong to do, but your pussy was saying it was. you panted softly, the surprising heft of his cock could be felt even through your operator suit. your hips unwillingly met his rhythm, dull pleasure arising from within your pants as your hips met in a sensual dance.

 distorted heaves could be heard from umbra, an impatient growl as his gentleness faded within seconds. big hands tugging harshly at your thick trousers. the button popped and flung across the room as he roughly undressed you and manhandled your mildly entranced self. your precum soaked clothes flew in different directions and collected randomly in all corners. gasping as the cold, marble like floor hit your naked skin, soft nipples extending outwards as cold air brushed along your body. he greedily asked for friction as his tip continuously bumped at your clit and folds to find the beginning of your hole with his hips alone, dripping slick mixing with blue precum on his textured skin. you could only whine as it teased your pussy with light kisses, thrusting your hips upwards to catch the tip. it snagged against your leaking hole, finally able to make its way inside your weeping walls with a nasty squelch. you could feel the stretch despite the ease of which his fat cock slid inside you, your hole anxiously clenching around his size. his leaking tip nudged against your cervix, poking your soft tummy from the inside to create a small bulge.

 pulling his armored hips back, tip almost leaving your hole, he pushed back in with a force that took the air out of your lungs and made your pussy clench in surprise. and he pulled back once more.. and repeated the same action. a high pitched whine escaped your lips as his hips slammed into yours with ferocity and, eventually, a new speed. your pussy echoed just as loud as your needy whines and whimpers, sloshing with each and every one of his animalistic thrusts into your dewy cunt. with your ankles in his grip, he held your legs above you and pushed your knees to your chest.

 "fffuuccckkk~" he was reaching spots you've never felt anyone else hit so well. you had to place your hands palm down, straight down to the floor on each side of your to stabilize yourself. the new position allowed loud squelches to become louder squelches, syrupy slick dripping down between your ass cheeks to leak down onto the floor and pool in thick, clear arousal.

 "fuck yesss." you could feel your cunt begin to pulse more aggressively as you felt your climax approach, and approach you quickly. your eyes rolled to the back of your head and drool slid down the side of your face. with a silent scream, your tight walls tugged down on the non verbal warframes cock as he continued to pursue his own climax. the horn of his mask pressed against your heels, feverishly chasing after your pussy. his built in sensory receptors couldn't feel pain very well but they could feel every tightening of the soft, gooey walls of your cunt quite well. whenever you'd clench and squeeze and how you were so much tighter after your first orgasm and sucked him back in with your suffocating pussy. his cock began to leak, drops of glowing substance sitting at the edge of your cervix as his fabricated climax caused his large, weighted balls to squeeze.

 "inside! cum inside me!~" you begged as your hips struggled to wiggle in your position, not sure if he was even listening to you. though you could assume he was by the way he pushed his head into the back of your legs like a cat. the speed and power of his hips exceeded the average humans, pushing and pushing until he finally reached his high. his hips stuttered and his strangely human like balls squeezed. while a loud, screeching groan, he slammed fully inside and emptied hot blue cum into your insides.

 he sat still for a few moments and his cock twitched a couple times while he let your greedy cunt soak in every drop. pulling out, he left your pussy stretched and leaking out a bright glow of his semen.

 you hadn't even bothered moving for a good few minutes, your sore and leaking body sat tired on the floor. umbra stared at your unmoving body, his head tilting to the side as he observed you quietly. watching you start to sit up, the frame had offered you a hand. with a blink or two, you debated for a couple seconds before graciously taking it.

 now fully dressed in your suit that required a much needed wash and in your warframe you came to the mission with, a silent excalibur umbra followed after your footsteps from behind. a wordless agreement to come with you.

okay, but why don't people make more warframe smut?

[cxdemistake]

—Time slips away!

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Indie multimuse, multifandom blog.

Canon and OC muses present

Currently mobile-only

Semi-selective, semi-active

Open to asks and messages

More info (link to OCs, list of canon muses, writer info, and rules) under the cut.

OC Links

*Note: A few characters’ appearances/voices have changed, so make sure to check out the tags on the blog. OCs are tagged with “; (name)”— for example, my character Myarel is tagged with “; myarel” (no quotations).*

Canon Muses

*Note: Many of these muses aren’t listed on my muse page due to being unable to update said page from my phone. Muse tags vary. Some are tagged with fancy tags but I may switch between those and regular tags. They’re listed here in alphabetical order by fandom.*

**Edit: I’ve also marked which fandoms/muses are most active. Very active fandoms will be bolded, semi-active italic, and dormant/needing some time before interaction are regular text. I’ll also put an asterisk after new muses/muses I haven’t played yet. I beg that if a fandom isn’t bolded or italicized that you discuss it with me before sending something in or making a starter— I have a lot of muses and it takes time to get into the swing of new ones when I’m not in the right mindset!**

The Arcana: Asra Alnazar*, Julian Devorak, Portia Devorak*, Faust

American Gods: Mad Sweeney

Assassin’s Creed: Ezio Auditore da Firenze*, Aveline de Grandpré

Avatar: The Last Airbender: Zuko*

Back 4 Blood: Karlee*, Evangelo*

Baldur’s Gate 3: Astarion*

Boondock Saints: Murphy MacManus*

Call of Duty: Simon “Ghost” Riley*, Johnny “Soap” MacTavish*

Chappie: Chappie*

Columbo: Lt. Frank Columbo*

Dead Island/Riptide: Sam B, John Morgan*

Detroit: Become Human: Connor, Markus*

Dirty Bomb: Vassili*

Disturbed (band): The Guy*

Dream Daddy: Damien Bloodmarch*, Robert Small*

Dying Light: Kyle Crane*, Rahim*, Karim*

FNAF: Cupcake

Hazbin Hotel: Alastor, Angel Dust, Charlie, Husk, Lucifer

Homestuck: Gamzee, Calsprite

I, Frankenstein: Adam

Into the Badlands: Baron Quinn*

Jet Set Radio Future: Yoyo*

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Jonathan Joestar*, Joseph Joestar, Jotaro Kujo*, Josuke Higashikata*, Giorno Giovanna*, Jolyne Cujoh*, Caesar Zeppeli

Kingdom Hearts: Axel

Left 4 Dead 2: Ellis, Nick

Marvel: Nightcrawler*, Moon Knight*, Eddie Brock/Venom*

Monster High: River Styxx*, Operetta*, Frankie Stein*

The Nightmare Before Christmas: Jack Skellington*

Obey Me!: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor, Diavolo

Onmyoji: Yasha*, Hiromasa*, Susabi*

Pirates of the Caribbean: Captain Jack Sparrow*

Portal: GLaDOS

Red Dead Redemption: John Marston*, Arthur Morgan*

Rise of the Guardians: Jack Frost*

Skullgirls: Valentine

Stardew Valley: Shane*

Steven Universe: Garnet*, Ruby*, Sapphire*, Sunstone*, Sardonyx*, Rainbow Quartz 2.0*

Spiritfarer: Gwen*

Suicide Squad: Diablo

Undertale/Deltarune: Papyrus, Sans, Susie*

Until Dawn: Chris*

The Village: Ivy Walker

Walking Dead/Fear: Negan Smith, Daryl Dixon, Morgan Jones, Shiva, Victor Strand*, Qaletaqa Walker*, Crazy Dog*

Warframe: Excalibur Umbra*

Warm Bodies: R, M

What We Do In The Shadows: Nandor the Relentless*, Viago*, Vladislav*

Info About The Writer

Hi! I’m Alistair— you can call me that, or you can use my username for pretty much everywhere else, TheetyPie/Theety. I don’t mind either way.

I’m a trans guy, I use he/they pronouns. I’m panromantic/asexual, and I’m 27 years old.

I have 3 cats, they’re my babies. I also (as you can tell from above) have a lot of OCs, and the number is still growing. I want to turn my ideas into a bigger creation someday, still not sure exactly where I want to go with it.

I do more than write. I do art, I like video games, music, and just collecting stuff. Current obsessions are Monster High, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, makeup, crystals, and jewelry.

Rules

The most important: I do not RP smut. In the past I’ve used the fade-to-black method, but I’m not entirely comfortable with that with most of my muses.

In the same vein, DO NOT FORCE SHIPS. I love ships as much as the next guy, but I would prefer to discuss it first, or for us to agree on it. It’s cool if your muse has a crush, totally fine— mine get crushes all the time! But make sure if you want to ship, we discuss it first.

In a similar vein to that one as well, no god-modding/powerplaying. If your character is strong, an immortal being, or whatever, cool! I have some of those too. But there should always be a limit. Don’t say your character is moving mine unless we’ve talked about that. Attempt to move them. Usually I follow along as long as boundaries aren’t pushed.

Don’t kill or seriously injure my muse without permission. Fights happen, of course, but again: discussion. I’m up for threads where my canon muses are injured or killed, but not where it happens to my OCs, unless we’re getting into a backstory and another OC that’s already deceased dies. Non-serious injuries are alright to come out of nowhere with, but if it’s a first meeting, I’d prefer to plot it out.

I’m semi-selective. I’m kind of particular about who I follow and who I thread with. I prefer us to be mutuals to thread, but you don’t have to be mutuals to send me things.

I’m very bad at keeping up with people. If you message me and I don’t respond, it’s usually bc I’m shy, I forgot, or I’m busy with work. It’s not you, I promise. Usually I don’t message first bc I’m nervous.

Back to shipping: I’m also multiship. Usually my ships are in different universes, unless discussed with all parties beforehand. The exception is a few of my OCs that are partnered together— ask about their availability. I love random ships, just talk to me about them!

I love duplicates of my muses. Whether it’s “x meets self” or I find someone I share a muse with, I love RPing with just about everyone. Please don’t hesitate to reach out if we have a muse in common!

One of my other most important statements, not really considered a rule, but it’s still important: if you want to know something about any muse, canon or OC, please tell me— ask or message me! I haven’t been able to write down a lot of info about any of them because I’m on mobile, but I will infodump for you if you need/want to know something. I love talking about my children, they’re precious to me.

If you send something in or make something for me when we haven’t even spoken, I might not feel comfortable responding. I’m very shy and nervous about not having any discussion beforehand. 😭

If there’s anything I left out or you need to know, just ask!