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curiously-questing · 1 year

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*me when a 30 year old follows me on any other social media" woAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR *block*

*me when a 30 year old follows me on tumblr* Hello sir!! would you like a place to sit and rest your frail legs? we have a senior discount on everything here!!! of course you can pet my cat while you stay!! and my dog too!! let me grab another chair while you tell me the stories of your childhood and the internet :)

#but to be honest i can honestly never tell #i think its the neurodivergence but everyone on this site speaks like they're 20- max #though i did see a post that said 'is there anything a microfiber cloth CANT do?!'#and i definetly smelled the musty dusty old people smell from that one /pf #/playful #all of my followers are over 25 and its honestly fine by me #it feels like i just became best friends with a teacher but the teacher mistook me for another teacher #because i have the opposite of a baby face and why would i be chilling in the teacher area if i wasnt one #except also the teachers dont really know theyre teachers and are still stuck in 2016 because honestly what has changed since them #its so strange because i dont even feel like bullying the old people here. on any other site i'm 100%#and i'll even tell anyone 1 year older than me that i can smell their old people smell #but everyone here is so sweet and i dont wanna be mean #txt

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