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Garnets 03 Trust
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There was something about seeing such a massive man, clad in military-like but almost alien-like armor and several weapons attached to his person… crouching on his heels while reaching into the short corral panels. Fingers wiggling to try and attract the whistling guinea pigs closer to touch a brown or black head.
It was disarming, perhaps, but oddly sweet.
Lily hoped it was a good sign, that if this stranger was kind to animals he would not hurt her. Or just make off with both supplies and what she had managed to make.
So far so good, he was very quiet though. Letting his AI speak or translate what he signed. It definitely was not just the ASL that Lily remembered from her highschool classes. One or two signs she almost recognized, two things she remembered her dad seemed to reflexively do. Was it hybrid with his own signs, or 'shorthand' for a lack of better term?
With the guinea pigs distracting the man ('the Slayer' was real? That myth was reality?) Lily dared to get another look. She had not been extremely short by any means, about average for her family from her understanding at five two. but even with him crouched down she felt… small. The armored man was just huge, definitely had the same vibe as her dad did when in active service.
Except the marks on his armor.
Definitely claw marks had grooved into the armor, as well as what seemed many different types of bite marks. Some almost seemed human like on the forearms, except the fact that they were scraping metal. Another mark was definitely not human and completely covering his left shoulder, as if dragged across it to the front.
His eerie blue eyes met Lily's own, and the Slayer arched an eyebrow.
"Oh God, sorry," She flustered at being caught staring so openly, reaching up to rub the side of her head. Lily could almost hear her late grandmother muttering about proper manors. "Sorry, it's been a while since I've been around anyone again… also those look scary. Like they came from something scary."
There was an awkward pause and Lily winced, trying not to flail and resorted to just hiding her face in her hands. "The marks I mean? …I'm sorry. That was lame. Forget what I said."
There was a low snort, and then an almost chuffing like sound that came from the man. For the first time since arriving he gave a half smile, one of the scars that reached over his lip making it lopsided. Those intense eyes softened a bit before glancing down and tried to carefully pick up one of the paler, tawny pigs. Looking a bit disappointing as it scuttled away.
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sorin-sunchild · 3 years
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Glamrock! Chica headcanons
Well y'all seemed to like my Daycare Attendant ones and I adore Chica so here ya go~ By the way I know nothing about AI and it's not like this game is accurate anyway so shh!
General:
All the animatronics made to be in the band legitimately play their instruments and Chica is no exception. They are not just programmed to play specific songs, their AI was actively taught to read and play music on a small variety of instruments by continuously feeding of information for much of it's development. They could theoretically play any song if given time to learn it.
They could, in theory, swap places with each other and take each others role in the band if required to.
They're also programmed for basic interactions with guests, with various character-specific catchphrases and advanced abilities to carry on a conversation. However, they cannot curse, not even mildly.
On the manner of lost children: Sometimes children would run off without their parents and get lost. Parents could report the child missing and all animatronics would be on the look out for them.
Usually the child would be happy to follow the animatronic back to their parents. On occasions of defiance, the animatronics would stay with the child and send an alert, allowing security guards and the parents to come and pick up the child.
On the rare occasion of a child using their monthly/yearly pass to gain entry without an adult and trying to stay past closing time, the same protocol would be followed and a human security guard (trained correctly in harmlessly holding children) would take them to a security point and ring the parents. Since the guards and animatronics did sweeps of the whole place before then anyway, this wasn't a very common occurrence.
Before corruption:
Chica was programmed to be the feminine girl-next-door, girl-power, cool big sister, best friend, party girl trope. As such she was often a favourite of little girls and teenagers for her upbeat, giggly and easy-going attitude.
This personality also helped her be the face of MAZErcise as she always seemed full of energy and was positive and encouraging. The fact she gave out coupons for junk food afterwards was a company decision and Chica herself (as her AI advanced) felt it made no sense as she genuinely was concerned about health and exercise.
A dancer and a foodie, easily recommending various foods to guests and often the one holding and serving the cake for birthday parties unless the guests only hired one animatronic (that wasn't her).
Could eat small amounts of food to 'join in' with the kids as if they were all really actually best friends, but was never made to eat a lot or eat non-solids. Cannot drink, at all, as she has no ability to suction it through straws but could theoretically be unarmed if it got into her system and went down the appropriate pipe to the disposal area in her abdomen.
If you paid to see her post-performance then nail painting and make up parties were her speciality! Scrunchies e v e r y w h e r e. But also plenty of dancing!
Called her fans/the kids she was with 'BFF' 'Bestie' etc
The lines she calls to Gregory during the game are the generic lines they're all supposed to say when trying to find a lost child. Usually, Chica would sound more upbeat.
Multiple language settings, including ASL, and able to administer basic first aid.
She was able to sing, but it was deemed 'inadequate' pre-upgrade and well, we know how the upgrade went. She was pretty self conscious about her underperforming.
AI became really too advanced for her intended purpose, making her (and the others) smarter than intended and more aware of things going on between guests, making her a bit of an eavesdropper and gossip at times.
During her 'free' time she would do exercises in her room so passing children could see her being fit.
After corruption/infection(again, mostly canon but I'm rolling with it):
Food priorities were ramped up. The AI confusing instructions to enjoy a little of the pizza with the children and be enthusiastic about the food to try and get people to buy it with obsessively consuming it herself, even to the point of damaging herself.
Since she's actually able to smell food to tell when it's ready, the messed up instruction to consume activates whenever the scent of pizza is detected. She attended less and less parties because of this, soon resulting in none at all, as she would consume the kids food and beat them back from trying to stop her.
Still repeats her security script, but is more interested in murdering any lost children who haven't directly been reported missing by their parents therefore won't be missed (especially if it's likely their parents don't know the kid came to the pizzaplex).
Voice box became harder for her to use, resulting in less natural sounding speech (may also have been a fault in the upgrade).
Became stiffer and less active as a lot of her processing power went to (unsuccessfully) fighting the virus, resulting in her slow plodding movements and tilted head.
Comes closer to her usual programming when on stage, as the performance instructions take over. Could also be instructed by Glitchtrap/Burntrap whatever to act 'normally' but would twitch and stare occasionally as the virus destroyed a lot of her basic coding or made it unreadable.
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for ironfalcon could you write some domestic fluff? just something sappy and sweet
Hope you don’t mind I used this as a square for @tonystarkbingo :)
Title of Fill: I Know You Collaborator: iam93percentstardust Card Number: 4012 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27190870 Square Filled: R5 - Sam Wilson/Falcon Ship/Main Pairing: Ironfalcon Rating: G Major Tags/Warnings/Triggers: Established Relationship, Domestic Fluff, Sickfic Summary: When Tony gets sick and hides away from everyone else, it's up to Sam to find his wayward boyfriend. Good thing he knows him so well. Word Count: 1316
Sam finds Tony hiding in the tower’s library. It’s not the worst hiding place he could have chosen. Most people, after all, would have thought to check the workshop or one of Bruce’s labs first. Sam isn’t most people though.
Pepper had told him once, right after he first asked Tony out, that he would end up knowing Tony better than he knew most of the people he dated. “Not because he’ll tell you things,” she had said. “But because he won’t. If you want to keep him, you’ll have to get to know him or else you’ll never be able to see past all those shields.”
She had been right, of course. She always is. His intimate knowledge of Tony has paid off several times over the last year. Today is just another example. After all, while nearly everyone else on the team had headed for the labs or the workshop in search of the wayward Tony, Sam had headed straight for the library, knowing perfectly well that when Tony is sick, he likes to read.
Sure enough, Tony is curled up in one of the armchairs next to the electric fireplace, a mound of blankets piled high on top of him. At first glance, it doesn’t look like he’s reading but then Sam spots the book dangling from his fingers. He peers again at Tony, this time noticing the closed eyes and the soft snores coming from his partially opened mouth. His cheeks are still a feverish red but it’s gone down since Sam saw him this morning before he left on his mission.
“Hey, J,” he says softly, stepping into the room.
“Yes, Airman Wilson?” JARVIS asks, just as quietly.
“How long has Tony been down here?”
He doesn’t think he’s imagining the relief in the AI’s voice as he says, “Since this morning. Sir left his room approximately ten minutes after the Quinjet took off.”
No wonder Bucky is so worried if he hasn’t been able to find Tony since this morning. The team has been gone for nearly six hours. If Bucky had searched only the usual places and hadn’t bothered checking the library—unsurprising since he spends most of his time with Steve and Clint, both of whom are people Sam doubts would ever think to look for Tony in here—then it would be easy to think Tony was missing.
“Do you think I could move him back up to his room?” Sam asks as he tiptoes closer.
“I calculate a 63% probability that Sir will wake up if you try to move him.”
“Hmm,” Sam hums. He doesn’t like those odds. “J, please let Bucky know that I found him and tell Nat to put some soup on the stove.”
He kneels down next to Tony and carefully pulls the blankets further up over his shoulder but it seems like even that is too much for Tony, who stirs. Slowly, his eyes blink open and he gives Sam a small smile.
“When did you get back?” he murmurs, voice still barely above a rasp. He’d lost his voice a few days ago. He’d only just started to get it back this morning and Sam quickly shushes him, not wanting him to lose it again.
Tony nods lethargically and holds up a hand to sign the words instead. When did you get back?
“A couple minutes ago. Easy mission, no casualties. You worried Bucky a bit. Why’d you get up?”
Didn’t want to stay in the bed. Bucky’s a mother hen.
It takes Sam a moment to process the words. He’s not as proficient in ASL as Clint and Tony are, having learned it much later than either of them. Once he realizes that Tony’s calling Bucky a worrywart, he snorts. Yeah, that’s a pretty good way to describe Bucky, who has apparently decided to take the human members of the team under his wing—with the exception of Sam, who he decides to argue with instead, and Clint, who he’s decided to give up on because he’s too much of a dumpster fire. But Tony, Nat, and Bruce? They’re all fair game.
“Babe, you’re supposed to be resting,” he says eventually, because he doesn’t think he’s supposed to be encouraging Tony’s escapades.
I am resting. Look, I’ve got blankets and tea and everything. I was even sleeping before you showed up.
“You have tea?” he asks, distracted. Tony doesn’t usually drink tea, preferring coffee or those disgusting smoothies that DUM-E makes to just about anything else.
Tony hands up a thermos. Sam takes it, opening it just a little to inhale the blend (and maybe double check that it isn’t secretly coffee). But, just as Tony says, it’s tea. Smells a little like Bruce’s preferred chamomile that he stores in a secret section of the pantry to stop certain other members of the team from finding and using all of it.
Hey!
“Sorry, you know I had to check.” He puts the thermos back down and carefully nudges Tony to the side. “Come on, get up.”
Do I have to go back to bed?
“No but I thought you’d like to sit that cute little ass of yours down in my lap.”
You can’t say things like that, Tony signs as he pouts. Even so, he shifts over so that Sam can sit down and pull him into his lap, wiggling to make himself comfortable. Sam stills him with a hand on his hip and tucks his head into the curve of Tony’s neck. Fortunately, Tony hasn’t been contagious for nearly a week at this point so he’s not too worried about catching any of his germs.
“Why not?” he asks. “It’s the truth. You’ve got the best ass on the entire team.”
Yes, I know I do but I’m sick so you can’t say things like that while I’m sick and can’t do anything about it.
He laughs and kisses the side of Tony’s head. “Really?”
Yes, really.
“What a shame. How else am I gonna tell you that I miss being able to sleep next to you?”
Tony’s smile drops away and he nudges Sam’s head so he can tuck his own under Sam’s chin. I miss you.
“I know,” he says, resting his cheek on the top of Tony’s head. “I miss you too. But you’ll be better soon and then I’ll be right there beside you again.”
This sucks.
“I know, babe,” he says soothingly. “You want me to read to you?”
Tony hesitates and then nods so Sam takes the book from Tony’s limp fingers and opens it up to the spot with the bookmark. It’s a young adult book, something he hadn’t even known Tony read until this moment, and he arches his eyebrows at the cover.
Shut up and read.
“I didn’t say anything,” he says with a chuckle. He clears his throat. “She found Fennel sniffing about the door to Mg. Thane’s office, perhaps smelling Jonto, since Mg. Thane would never leave food sitting out.”
There’s a soft knock on the library door and he glances over to see Nat standing there with another thermos. He glances down at Tony, who’s already starting to drop off back to sleep, decides he won’t be able to move him, and motions her closer. She gently places the thermos on the floor, making not even the slightest sound, and then stands back up, dropping a kiss on the top of Tony’s head as she stands.
“How did you know he would be here?” she whispers curiously.
He knows me, Tony answers before Sam can. There’s a smug little smile on his face that Sam wants very badly to kiss away, despite knowing that he can’t.
Nat smiles at the two of them, says, “Yeah, he does,” and leaves the two of them alone.
Sam kisses Tony’s head one more time and starts to read again.
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omglr · 5 years
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ama mgtow
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
Stranger: Hi I am a MGTOW . Ask me anything . If you are seeing this message again , disconnect .
You: howdy
You: hmmm, how is going your own way treating you?
Stranger: treating you?
Stranger: whats that supposed to mean?
You: do you enjoy it?
Stranger: yeah
You: cool
You: good for you
Stranger: thanks but is that all? i thought a humans can be creative enough . ask me something else
You: what does going your own way look like?
You: did you have to move out of the city?
You: do you live on a commune?
You: is it a cool farm space with anarchist organizing structures?
Stranger: its pretty normal i guess
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: or is it a bleak capitalist wet dream like galt's hidden mountain pass in atlas shrugged?
Stranger: i have no idea
You: oh,
Stranger: i have no idea
You: are you recruiting other men?
Stranger: hmm thats interesting . well not really
Stranger: but i am thinking of doing so
Stranger: like all other mgtows
You: i see
You: why did you decide to go your own way?
Stranger: because it makes the most sense to me personally like many other men
You: does the world of women scare you?
Stranger: world of women? you think thats a different world?
Stranger: well yes
Stranger: because i have things to lose
Stranger: rn
Stranger: once i dont have any
Stranger: then i wouldnt be scared prob
You: what might you lose?
Stranger: well money in the form of childsupports and alimony / my freedom in a lose sense / my happines /my kids (maybe in future)
Stranger: or maybe money to just appease a whamen
Stranger: like buying her gifts and such
You: have you ever dated a woman?
Stranger: nope not really because i never acted even if they were interested
You: are you interested in sex?
Stranger: well thats a no brainer , an average man is def gonna be interested in sex . the only major difference is that i dont mind being a virgin/celibate all my life
You: some men are asexual
Stranger: nah i am anything but asexual
You: what do you do for money?
Stranger: i am studying rn
Stranger: to give you an idea i am 19 yo
You: oh
You: that's very young
Stranger: well i am not a child anymore
Stranger: atleast not mentally
You: what are you studying?
Stranger: as compared to most men my age
Stranger: electronics
Stranger: soon transitioning into ai/ml
Stranger: and minors are physics and mathematics
Stranger: but i have a good amount of knowledge in history / philosophy / psychology and economics
You: have you considered taking a gender studies class?
Stranger: nah not really
Stranger: i will do my independant analysis of the subject
You: it might be nice to have some structure/guidance from folks who don't want you to be a virgin forever?
Stranger: from folks ? like whamen? srsly i dont care if a remain a virgin all my life. whats so bad about that?
Stranger: see i dont want children
You: what are whamen?
Stranger: so tell me why i should get romantically involved with women?
Stranger: women
You: at this moment i don't think you should get involved with women,
You: i am worried you would have issues with uh... misogyny that would get you in trouble
Stranger: misogyny? lol because i said whamen? its a slang for women in the meme community and is meant as a light hearted joke
Stranger: even if i am a misogynist i would never act on it because as i said before i have much to lose
You: so, just thinking maybe you need to round out your education with some information provided by women about women?
Stranger: ever heard of the saying women dont know what they want themselves?
Stranger: never trust a women's words
Stranger: but only her actions
You: yeah, that's what i'm talking about
You: that's the misogyny
Stranger: well its not really because its a practical solution to get laid with women
Stranger: if someone wants too
Stranger: not me
You: cool, that's fine
You: women have lots to offer besides sex
Stranger: like?
You: uh..... anything?
Stranger: so you cant come up with a single thing that women can offer besides sex
You: i just think you can't see women as people?
You: and if you can't imagine things that people do that benifit people that's weird?
Stranger: what i am saying is that whatever a woman can provide to a man can be provided by his best friends except sex and children
Stranger: if i dont want sex and children
You: a woman could be your best friend
Stranger: well its unlikely
Stranger: in most cases one or the another starts to fall for each other
You: i mean, its a self fulfilling prophecy
You: that you won't have meaningful relationships with women
Stranger: well the thing is that women can be my best friends but for the most part men are the best friends of other men
Stranger: am i wrong?
Stranger: like many women were in fact when i was younger
Stranger: but those 'friends' were actually interested in me . in essence i was the one who friendzoned them
You: ...i don't know man, judging the world off of how teenagers treat eachother is a pretty stunted outlook
Stranger: yes i know its pretty grim
Stranger: but its our reality or maybe soon to be one
Stranger: so ask me anything else?
You: when you are done school will you go your own way?
Stranger: i am going my own way rn
Stranger: and ever after
You: what does going your own way mean?
You: cause i was imagining like a lesbian separatist commune, but full of dudes and boring
Stranger: by not marrying/cohabitating/or hooking up with women . but the most important is to spread the philosophy of mgtow among men
You: what about collaborating with women?
Stranger: nah i'll hard pass
Stranger: i can do so without them
Stranger: even if i cant i would make use of them and discard them after their utility
You: lol
Stranger: to further my goal
Stranger: either by hook or by crook i will acheive what i aim for
You: what area of enployment do you think you'll end up in?
Stranger: as in field of work?
You: yeah
Stranger: well i would prob be in politics or have my own tech startup
You: and you wouldn't hire women?
Stranger: well i wouldnt need to because i said before too , i am going into ai and electronics field
Stranger: i will make sure everything is automated
Stranger: in my company
Stranger: except maybe select few jobs
You: is your mom smart?
Stranger: prob yes
Stranger: in a conventional sense
You: are there any women you respect?
You: that if they offered you a job in 2 years when you are done school that you would happily work for?
Stranger: not really except prob my sister . even then AWALT holds true
Stranger: no
You: what's awalt?
Stranger: because i dont want a family and just have to look for myself
Stranger: and thats relatively easy
Stranger: so i dont mind living on the streets if everything else fails
Stranger: or maybe in jail
Stranger: or maybe become a monk
You: uh...
Stranger: and awalt means all(many) women are like that
You: do you have inherited wealth?
Stranger: no i am fairly middle class
Stranger: atleast my parents are
Stranger: but i sure as hell need immense money for my next step
You: but if a woman at a tech company offered you a job, you'ld rather be homeless?
Stranger: yeah prob i will . i would rather have my own tech company than work in any other be it a man or a woman
You: even if it provided you training and money that could be helpful in your next step?
Stranger: and since i will soon be emigrating to china i would not be forced to do affirmative actions for women and select people (that is if its necessary) and select thembased on pure merit
Stranger: hmm maybe then i think
You: where do you live now?
Stranger: uk
You: cool...
You: brighton?
Stranger: nope
You: ok
Stranger: so anything else ? it was an relatively enjoyable chat
You: so... you enjoyed getting attention from women on an intellectual basis?
Stranger: this was by no means an intellectual conversation
Stranger: but it was amicable and light hearted one
You: lol, you enjoyed having a woman pick your brain about your expertise/eccentricity
Stranger: nah not really , i have had intense intellectual debates before
You: mildly challenging you to question your teenage misogyny
Stranger: and trust me some of the ideas put forward were stunning
Stranger: this was pretty average intellectually it was more about me personally
You: lol, alright dude
You: i mean you prombted an AMA convo
You: and didn't ask me anything about myself
Stranger: yes i know but you could have asked me about general mgtow stuff
Stranger: or its philosophy
You: but its cool i'm not particularly stunned by your thoughts
Stranger: because i didnt even bother to present them
You: yeah, i'm not that interested in it, i'm more into whats up with you
Stranger: well alright lemme ask you few questions then
Stranger: down?
You: cool
Stranger: where you from?
Stranger: nvm
Stranger: just asl
You: canada, 34 female
Stranger: hmm alright
Stranger: married?
You: sort of
You: in a ltr
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: ever been in one
Stranger: ?
You: yes, i've been in multiple long term relationships
Stranger: nah only marriage
Stranger: i mean were you married before
You: i've been married too
Stranger: yes
Stranger: thats what i was asking
Stranger: from which age to which age?
You: 22-27
Stranger: hmm thats fairly young
You: yeah
Stranger: and how long has this relationship been going on for?
You: 20-27
Stranger: how long is this current relationship been going on for?
You: 6 years
Stranger: 28 - 34?
You: yeah
Stranger: but there is not much gap between when you got divorced
Stranger: and your current relationship
You: sure
Stranger: how come you have had many ltrs?
Stranger: how many?
You: 3
You: well 4 but that one doesnt count
Stranger: and how many sexual romantice partners uptil now? i mean did you go through the 'wild phase' when you were in college
Stranger: ?
You: i'm not sure the point of this questioning
Stranger: well its very much relevant to the mgtow ideology
Stranger: if you dont wanna answer thats alright i would assume it to be in double digits
You: yeah
Stranger: yeah i figured
You: lol
Stranger: so you got married at 20 you say?
You: 22
Stranger: and can you describe your ex husband?
Stranger: as in was he average
Stranger: ?
Stranger: in looks
Stranger: dick size etc
Stranger: was wealthy
Stranger: or not and so on
You: she was a woman
Stranger: ohh thats even more interesting
Stranger: bisexual?
You: we met in college, and got married, but had had different ideas for what we wanted out of life
You: yeah, she's bi, i'm mostly a lesbian
Stranger: but how come you have partners in double digits? were it all males ? is your current partner a male too?
You: no, i'm dating a woman, we are poly
You: i had sex as a teenager too
Stranger: open relationship thing?
You: yeah
Stranger: so you hook up with men too?
You: my marriage was open too
Stranger: or only women?
You: a mix
Stranger: yeah i figured lol
Stranger: but even then
Stranger: atleast you are a lesbian
Stranger: so its better
Stranger: well that was pretty interesting no doubt lol
Stranger: do you want kids?
Stranger: are you religious?
You: i don't think i want kids
Stranger: fair enough
You: i was raised secular, but my gf is jewish and its very cool
Stranger: so you are jewish then?
You: so i might be religious
Stranger: ohh alright
Stranger: any particular hobbies?
You: idk, i haven't converted
Stranger: nah its all cool
You: drawing, writing, bikes, camping, videogames, tv, making things
Stranger: hmm so not much academically inclined
Stranger: you majored in which subject?
You: visual arts
Stranger: whats that?
You: i went to art school
Stranger: hmm alright that does make sense
You: i did Cyber-arts in undergrad
Stranger: hmm i dont have any idea but alright cool i guess
You: and interdisciplinary studies for my masters
You: yeah, its was like "tech-art"
Stranger: well i did get an idea when you elaborated a bit
Stranger: so whats your future plan?
Stranger: plan on gettinh married?
Stranger: *getting
Stranger: with her
You: make art, fight the government, live with my gf out of wedlock
Stranger: well thats a coincidence , we have atleast something in common
You: yep
Stranger: but alright i have already made up my mind about you
You: ok
Stranger: and i think you are better than most women because you atleast stay away from men
You: ha ha
Stranger: thats all i have to say
Stranger: anyways anything else?
You: its true, men don't have a lot to offer
You: me^
Stranger: well yes i agree , men are practically redundant for women and family
Stranger: but they provided something of value historically thats for sure
Stranger: but anyways thats for another day prob
Stranger: wanna ask me something else?
Stranger: any questions left?
You: yeah, well, i mean if you see a gender studies class open up, i thin you should consider taking it
You: you seem to like "intelectual convos" you can find them there
Stranger: nah lol an american mgtow did take an introductory class to gender studies
Stranger: *classes
Stranger: and did a 100 page analysis of the subject
Stranger: not to mention the fact that i defeated most of the gender studies/sociology majors in debate
Stranger: here on omegle
Stranger: and elsewhere on the internet
You: well again, i'm more interested in your reaction to the source materials and how that might help you
Stranger: why do you think i need help?
You: idk i don't want to insult you
Stranger: lol you think i really care? there is no shaming tactic anywhere that would work on us mgtows
Stranger: i am immune to it all
You: its just think a teenage guy invested hard in the manosphere is a sad way to start manhood
You: and not very healthy
Stranger: lol
You: but you'll figure it out
Stranger: it is healthy for some men atleast
Stranger: and i am one of them
You: mmmmm,maybe you are?
Stranger: and this is the best way to start manhood
You: ok, you do you
Stranger: ofcourse everyone should be able to do so
Stranger: but yeah thats that
You: cool
You: take care of yourself
Stranger: k
Stranger: and if you see me again
Stranger: just skip
You: lol
You: ok
Stranger: yeah i am serious
Stranger: i dont want to keep talking to same select group of people
You: maybe i'll pretend to be someone else
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ok
Stranger: anyways i gotta go talk to someone else because i have limited time left
Stranger: thanks for an amicable ama
You: if you really want to get out of your bubble
You: try one of those classes
You: take care
You have disconnected.
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technato · 7 years
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Image: Australian Centre for Field Robotics/YouTube
Centimetre Bots developed at the Australian Centre for Field Robotics.
Video Friday is your weekly selection of awesome robotics videos, collected by your Automaton bloggers. We’ll also be posting a weekly calendar of upcoming robotics events for the next two months; here’s what we have so far (send us your events!):
IEEE IRC 2018 – January 31-2, 2018 – Laguna Hills, Calif.
HRI 2018 – March 5-8, 2018 – Chicago, Ill.
Let us know if you have suggestions for next week, and enjoy today’s videos.
In case you weren’t keeping track, Monday, December 4, was National Cookie Day in the United Sttes, so here’s a throwback to MIT’s PR2 baking a cookie (they say it’s called a “Chocolate Afghan,” whatever that is).
[ MIT ]
We’ve been waiting TEN YEARS for this: It’s the official ROS 10 year montage!
[ ROS.org ]
UC Berkeley researchers have developed a robotic learning technology that enables robots to imagine the future of their actions so they can figure out how to manipulate objects they have never encountered before. In the future, this technology could help self-driving cars anticipate future events on the road and produce more intelligent robotic assistants in homes, but the initial prototype focuses on learning simple manual skills entirely from autonomous play.
Using this technology, called visual foresight, the robots can predict what their cameras will see if they perform a particular sequence of movements. These robotic imaginations are still relatively simple for now – predictions made only several seconds into the future – but they are enough for the robot to figure out how to move objects around on a table without disturbing obstacles. Crucially, the robot can learn to perform these tasks without any help from humans or prior knowledge about physics, its environment or what the objects are. That’s because the visual imagination is learned entirely from scratch from unattended and unsupervised exploration, where the robot plays with objects on a table. After this play phase, the robot builds a predictive model of the world, and can use this model to manipulate new objects that it has not seen before.
“In the same way that we can imagine how our actions will move the objects in our environment, this method can enable a robot to visualize how different behaviors will affect the world around it,” said Sergey Levine, assistant professor in Berkeley’s Department of Electrical Engineering and Computer Sciences, whose lab developed the technology. “This can enable intelligent planning of highly flexible skills in complex real-world situations.”
[ UC Berkeley ]
This small bot is capable of doing useful tasks in a fully autonomous fashion. Features include on-board computing, communications, sensing, power management, solar system and high torque motors. There is also space for additional payloads. Small robots have a number of potential applications including materials inspection (i.e., pipes), navigating through collapsed buildings, intelligent transportation/delivery, micro surgery, surveillance and more.
[ University of Sydney ]
Honda will unveil its new 3E (Empower, Experience, Empathy) Robotics Concept at CES 2018, demonstrating a range of experimental technologies engineered to advance mobility and make people’s lives better. Expressing a variety of functions and designs, the advanced robotic concepts demonstrate Honda’s vision of a society where robotics and AI can assist people in many situations, such as disaster recovery, recreation and learning from human interaction to become more helpful and empathetic.
-3E-A18, a companion robotics concept that shows compassion to humans with a variety of facial expressions
-3E-B18, a chair-type mobility concept designed for casual use in indoor or outdoor spaces
-3E-C18, a small-sized electric mobility concept with multi-functional cargo space
-3E-D18, an autonomous off-road vehicle concept with AI designed to support people in a broad range of work activities
[ Honda ]
I am not entirely sure what LOVOT is, except that LOVE × ROBOT = LOVOT, and it’s apparently being developed by the lead developer on Pepper.
Here is how LOVOT is different from ROBOT, according to the website:
ROBOT improves the convenience of life.
LOVOT improves the quality of life.
Basically, ROBOT obeys anyone’s instructions.
LOVOT sometimes shy personally to people other than you.
ROBOT heads for one purpose and does not take unnecessary movements.
LOVOT stares at you, and sometimes makes a wasteful move.
ROBOT will not listen to anyone’s bitches.
LOVOT will be your power to cry.
I’ll take it. Launching in 2019.
[ LOVOT ] via [ Groove-X ]
Robots, drones and AI. The Danish Technological Institute (DTI) in Odense, Denmark is working with a wide variety of robotics. What many people do not know, however, is that there is also a small cross-disciplinary special task force dedicated to saving Christmas.
If I woke up on Christmas morning and found a box with a UR3 in it, I’d be just as happy as that kid.
[ DTI ]
Stanford is testing some gecko-inspired grippers on our favorite cubical space robot, Astrobee:
[ NASA ]
Kuka Robotics, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to lend Simone Giertz a LBR iiwa arm which I bet they had to contractually require her not to “accidentally” destroy.
[ Simone Giertz ]
Mechanical Engineering’s Aaron Johnson talks about his research in creating robots that can be useful to help humans perform desired behaviors in any type of terrain.
Fun fact: robots are clinically proven to perform better when they have googly eyes on them. And we’re reeeaaally looking forward to seeing what a Minitaur with an actuated back-tail can do.
[ CMU RoboMechanics Lab ]
Thanks Aaron!
Robust and accurate visual-inertial estimation is crucial to many of today’s challenges in robotics. Being able to localize against a prior map and obtain accurate and drift-free pose estimates can push the applicability of such systems even further. Most of the currently available solutions, however, either focus on a single session use-case, lack localization capabilities or an end-to-end pipeline. We believe that only a complete system, combining state-of-the-art algorithms, scalable multi-session mapping tools, and a flexible user interface, can become an efficient research platform. We therefore present maplab, an open, research-oriented visual-inertial mapping framework for processing and manipulating multi-session maps, written in C++.
On the one hand, maplab can be seen as a ready-to-use visual-inertial mapping and localization system. On the other hand, maplab provides the research community with a collection of multi-session mapping tools that include map merging, visual-inertial batch optimization, and loop closure. Furthermore, it includes an online frontend that can create visual-inertial maps and also track a global drift-free pose within a localization map. In this paper, we present the system architecture, five use-cases, and evaluations of the system on public datasets. The source code of maplab is freely available for the benefit of the robotics research community.
[ GitHub ] via [ ETH Zurich ASL ]
Thanks Juan!
Qooboooooo
[ Qoobo ] via [ Kazumichi Moriyama ]
Jamie Paik’s Reconfigurable Robotics Lab (RLL) at EPFL has been getting up to some modular, squishable, deformable stuff this year:
What’s that little jumpy dude at a minute in, have we seen that before…?
[ RRL ]
I can totally do this:
[ YouTube ]
This video by George Joseph shows the view of a Cozmo robot as it navigates through doorways marked by ArUco markers. The software is part of the cozmo-tools package available on GitHub. Work done at Carnegie Mellon University, November 2017.
Not bad for a little toy robot, right?
[ GitHub ]
Drone Adventures sent a team to Sao Tomé and Principe in March 2017 to map several shores around the islands where erosion and flooding threaten local communities.
[ Drone Adventures ]
Rusty Squid Robotic Design Principles: The evolution of robotics is too important to leave in the hands of the engineers alone.
Design practice and thinking are simply not done in the robotics labs around the world. Large sums of cash are spent on very expensive robotics and the first time the engineers see how the public react is when the robots are complete… and they wonder why the robots aren’t being welcomed with open arms.
Our robotic art and design laboratory has gone back to first principles and created a robust design process that draws on the traditions of puppetry, animatronics and experience design to build rich and meaningful robots.
[ Rusty Squid ]
Thanks Richard!
The nice thing about robots is that you can program them to laugh, even if your jokes are really really bad.
Is Nao capable of giving high fives? Wouldn’t it be a high three?
[ RobotsLAB ]
YouTube’s auto translate can’t make sense of this, but I think Sota is suggesting that you buy a robot for Christmas?
[ Vstone ]
Per Sjöborg interviews Mel Torrie from Autonomous Solutions in the latest episode of Robots in Depth:
Mel Torrie, is the founder and CEO of ASI, Autonomous Solutions Inc. He talks about how ASI develops a diversified portfolio of vehicle automation systems across multiple industries.
[ Robots in Depth ]
This week’s CMU RI Seminar is from Alan Wagner, on “Exploring Human-Robot Trust during Emergencies”:
This talk presents our experimental results related to human-robot trust involving more than 2000 paid subjects exploring topics such as how and why people trust a robot too much and how broken trust in a robot might be repaired. From our perspective, a person trusts a robot when they rely on and accept the risks associated with a robot’s actions or data. Our research has focused on the development of a formal conceptualization of human-robot trust that is not tied to a particular problem or situation. This has allowed us to create algorithms for recognizing which situations demand trust, provided insight into how to repair broken trust, and affords a means for bootstrapping one’s evaluation of trust in a new person or new robot. This talk presents our results using these techniques as well as our larger computational framework for representing and reasoning about trust. Our framework draws heavily from game theory and social exchange theories. We present results from this work and an ongoing related project examining social norms in terms of social and moral norm learning.
[ CMU RI Seminar ]
Video Friday: ROS 10 Years, Robotic Imaginations, and Centimetre Bots syndicated from http://ift.tt/2Bq2FuP
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Video Friday: ROS 10 Years, Robotic Imaginations, and Centimetre Bots
Your weekly selection of awesome robot videos
Image: Australian Centre for Field Robotics/YouTube
Centimetre Bots developed at the Australian Centre for Field Robotics.
Video Friday is your weekly selection of awesome robotics videos, collected by your Automaton bloggers. We’ll also be posting a weekly calendar of upcoming robotics events for the next two months; here’s what we have so far (send us your events!):
IEEE IRC 2018 – January 31-2, 2018 – Laguna Hills, Calif.
HRI 2018 – March 5-8, 2018 – Chicago, Ill.
Let us know if you have suggestions for next week, and enjoy today’s videos.
In case you weren’t keeping track, Monday, December 4, was National Cookie Day in the United Sttes, so here’s a throwback to MIT’s PR2 baking a cookie (they say it’s called a “Chocolate Afghan,” whatever that is).
[ MIT ]
We’ve been waiting TEN YEARS for this: It’s the official ROS 10 year montage!
[ ROS.org ]
UC Berkeley researchers have developed a robotic learning technology that enables robots to imagine the future of their actions so they can figure out how to manipulate objects they have never encountered before. In the future, this technology could help self-driving cars anticipate future events on the road and produce more intelligent robotic assistants in homes, but the initial prototype focuses on learning simple manual skills entirely from autonomous play.
Using this technology, called visual foresight, the robots can predict what their cameras will see if they perform a particular sequence of movements. These robotic imaginations are still relatively simple for now – predictions made only several seconds into the future – but they are enough for the robot to figure out how to move objects around on a table without disturbing obstacles. Crucially, the robot can learn to perform these tasks without any help from humans or prior knowledge about physics, its environment or what the objects are. That’s because the visual imagination is learned entirely from scratch from unattended and unsupervised exploration, where the robot plays with objects on a table. After this play phase, the robot builds a predictive model of the world, and can use this model to manipulate new objects that it has not seen before.
“In the same way that we can imagine how our actions will move the objects in our environment, this method can enable a robot to visualize how different behaviors will affect the world around it,” said Sergey Levine, assistant professor in Berkeley’s Department of Electrical Engineering and Computer Sciences, whose lab developed the technology. “This can enable intelligent planning of highly flexible skills in complex real-world situations.”
[ UC Berkeley ]
This small bot is capable of doing useful tasks in a fully autonomous fashion. Features include on-board computing, communications, sensing, power management, solar system and high torque motors. There is also space for additional payloads. Small robots have a number of potential applications including materials inspection (i.e., pipes), navigating through collapsed buildings, intelligent transportation/delivery, micro surgery, surveillance and more.
[ University of Sydney ]
Honda will unveil its new 3E (Empower, Experience, Empathy) Robotics Concept at CES 2018, demonstrating a range of experimental technologies engineered to advance mobility and make people’s lives better. Expressing a variety of functions and designs, the advanced robotic concepts demonstrate Honda’s vision of a society where robotics and AI can assist people in many situations, such as disaster recovery, recreation and learning from human interaction to become more helpful and empathetic.
-3E-A18, a companion robotics concept that shows compassion to humans with a variety of facial expressions
-3E-B18, a chair-type mobility concept designed for casual use in indoor or outdoor spaces
-3E-C18, a small-sized electric mobility concept with multi-functional cargo space
-3E-D18, an autonomous off-road vehicle concept with AI designed to support people in a broad range of work activities
[ Honda ]
I am not entirely sure what LOVOT is, except that LOVE × ROBOT = LOVOT, and it’s apparently being developed by the lead developer on Pepper.
Here is how LOVOT is different from ROBOT, according to the website:
ROBOT improves the convenience of life.
LOVOT improves the quality of life.
Basically, ROBOT obeys anyone’s instructions.
LOVOT sometimes shy personally to people other than you.
ROBOT heads for one purpose and does not take unnecessary movements.
LOVOT stares at you, and sometimes makes a wasteful move.
ROBOT will not listen to anyone’s bitches.
LOVOT will be your power to cry.
I’ll take it. Launching in 2019.
[ LOVOT ] via [ Groove-X ]
Robots, drones and AI. The Danish Technological Institute (DTI) in Odense, Denmark is working with a wide variety of robotics. What many people do not know, however, is that there is also a small cross-disciplinary special task force dedicated to saving Christmas.
If I woke up on Christmas morning and found a box with a UR3 in it, I’d be just as happy as that kid.
[ DTI ]
Stanford is testing some gecko-inspired grippers on our favorite cubical space robot, Astrobee:
[ NASA ]
Kuka Robotics, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to lend Simone Giertz a LBR iiwa arm which I bet they had to contractually require her not to “accidentally” destroy.
[ Simone Giertz ]
Mechanical Engineering’s Aaron Johnson talks about his research in creating robots that can be useful to help humans perform desired behaviors in any type of terrain.
Fun fact: robots are clinically proven to perform better when they have googly eyes on them. And we’re reeeaaally looking forward to seeing what a Minitaur with an actuated back-tail can do.
[ CMU RoboMechanics Lab ]
Thanks Aaron!
Robust and accurate visual-inertial estimation is crucial to many of today’s challenges in robotics. Being able to localize against a prior map and obtain accurate and drift-free pose estimates can push the applicability of such systems even further. Most of the currently available solutions, however, either focus on a single session use-case, lack localization capabilities or an end-to-end pipeline. We believe that only a complete system, combining state-of-the-art algorithms, scalable multi-session mapping tools, and a flexible user interface, can become an efficient research platform. We therefore present maplab, an open, research-oriented visual-inertial mapping framework for processing and manipulating multi-session maps, written in C++.
On the one hand, maplab can be seen as a ready-to-use visual-inertial mapping and localization system. On the other hand, maplab provides the research community with a collection of multi-session mapping tools that include map merging, visual-inertial batch optimization, and loop closure. Furthermore, it includes an online frontend that can create visual-inertial maps and also track a global drift-free pose within a localization map. In this paper, we present the system architecture, five use-cases, and evaluations of the system on public datasets. The source code of maplab is freely available for the benefit of the robotics research community.
[ GitHub ] via [ ETH Zurich ASL ]
Thanks Juan!
Qooboooooo
[ Qoobo ] via [ Kazumichi Moriyama ]
Jamie Paik’s Reconfigurable Robotics Lab (RLL) at EPFL has been getting up to some modular, squishable, deformable stuff this year:
What’s that little jumpy dude at a minute in, have we seen that before…?
[ RRL ]
I can totally do this:
[ YouTube ]
This video by George Joseph shows the view of a Cozmo robot as it navigates through doorways marked by ArUco markers. The software is part of the cozmo-tools package available on GitHub. Work done at Carnegie Mellon University, November 2017.
Not bad for a little toy robot, right?
[ GitHub ]
Drone Adventures sent a team to Sao Tomé and Principe in March 2017 to map several shores around the islands where erosion and flooding threaten local communities.
[ Drone Adventures ]
Rusty Squid Robotic Design Principles: The evolution of robotics is too important to leave in the hands of the engineers alone.
Design practice and thinking are simply not done in the robotics labs around the world. Large sums of cash are spent on very expensive robotics and the first time the engineers see how the public react is when the robots are complete… and they wonder why the robots aren’t being welcomed with open arms.
Our robotic art and design laboratory has gone back to first principles and created a robust design process that draws on the traditions of puppetry, animatronics and experience design to build rich and meaningful robots.
[ Rusty Squid ]
Thanks Richard!
The nice thing about robots is that you can program them to laugh, even if your jokes are really really bad.
Is Nao capable of giving high fives? Wouldn’t it be a high three?
[ RobotsLAB ]
YouTube’s auto translate can’t make sense of this, but I think Sota is suggesting that you buy a robot for Christmas?
[ Vstone ]
Per Sjöborg interviews Mel Torrie from Autonomous Solutions in the latest episode of Robots in Depth:
Mel Torrie, is the founder and CEO of ASI, Autonomous Solutions Inc. He talks about how ASI develops a diversified portfolio of vehicle automation systems across multiple industries.
[ Robots in Depth ]
This week’s CMU RI Seminar is from Alan Wagner, on “Exploring Human-Robot Trust during Emergencies”:
This talk presents our experimental results related to human-robot trust involving more than 2000 paid subjects exploring topics such as how and why people trust a robot too much and how broken trust in a robot might be repaired. From our perspective, a person trusts a robot when they rely on and accept the risks associated with a robot’s actions or data. Our research has focused on the development of a formal conceptualization of human-robot trust that is not tied to a particular problem or situation. This has allowed us to create algorithms for recognizing which situations demand trust, provided insight into how to repair broken trust, and affords a means for bootstrapping one’s evaluation of trust in a new person or new robot. This talk presents our results using these techniques as well as our larger computational framework for representing and reasoning about trust. Our framework draws heavily from game theory and social exchange theories. We present results from this work and an ongoing related project examining social norms in terms of social and moral norm learning.
[ CMU RI Seminar ]
Video Friday: ROS 10 Years, Robotic Imaginations, and Centimetre Bots syndicated from http://ift.tt/2Bq2FuP
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