#expophilia

[monsterkinkmeme]

Your friend elbows you and giggles, “That orc has been staring at you for the past twenty minutes...”

“Shut up...” you sigh, rolling your eyes. “Like any orc would be interested in me...”

Your friend’s eyes go wide as they stifle a laugh and they suddenly become very interested in their drink right in front of them.

“What?”

Behind their hand they mutter, “Super hot orc incoming... at your three o’clock...”

You turn around and oh crap they’re right. And super hot doesn’t even begin to cover it.