#extremely funny thing to maintag without context i think

[thegreatyin]

yeah sorry your boyfriend is going north. yeah his own boyfriend got murdered and he went to the neath to go on an epic revenge quest and it involved an absurd amount of knives and extremely deadly honey and a really petty bat and after everything was over your boyfriend went a little more insane than usual and brought back his dead lover except said dead lover was immediately kidnapped by an evil clone of your shared wife (who is a delusional furry) and now your boyfriend has nothing else to live for and he thinks his life his worthless and everyone would be better off if he was dead and he bases all of his self worth on helping everyone else around him so clearly if killing himself helps the world then suicide is an Objectively Moral Act he Simply Must Perform. yeah he can't be persuaded against this. yeah. yeah he's disappeared without a trace and is currently starving himself next to a well as we speak. yeah. yeah there's nothing you can do. yeah you just have to watch it happen. yeah your boyfriend is going north and everyone will die when he does and the stars will win and the neath will go empty. everyone will die and it will all have been for nothing. and it's all your boyfriend's fault. yeah. sorry. do you want some candles to eat as compensation?