#fancy coffee place i go to like. 2x a month. i dropped a $5 out of my pocket and a woman behind me in line was like. is this yours?? and i | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

themanwhowouldbefruit · 1 year

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if you are spending too much money on restaurant food my advice is to say/do something really embarrassing there and then award yourself a 6 month cool off period.

#fancy coffee place i go to like. 2x a month. i dropped a $5 out of my pocket and a woman behind me in line was like. is this yours?? and i #was like. i dont know maybe im not going to fight you for it though (nonconfrontational not moneybags reaction)#and then after i overheard one of the baristas being like. WELL EYE WOULD HAVE TAKEN IT. and its a really rich area so like i guess they #think im one of the rich old money fuckers who wont fight someone over a $5 bill. noooooo i dont even have a house house let alone a #lakehouse i promise lol!!!!!!

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