#faorism plays bg3

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the jannath house fight is one of the worse experiences ive ever had in a game

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everyone good aligned until there's a combo jewel and instrument shop minded by only two people with under combined 20 hp

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fuck man im haunted by the find tiefling side quest i didn't finish. i thought it would be addressed when i moved to the tower basement but nope! and i didn't notice it had locked me out until it was way too late. i was willing to walk back about three hours (some of that being cut scenes and me leaving my computer open) but that hadn't been enough. rip babes

EDIT: check the replies because i am no longer haunted because THIS REALLY WASNT MY FAULT. this game just expects people to do things in an order that doesn't work with my completionist brain. fuck this.

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i am consistently doing things out of order in bg3 but the worst was when i STRUGGLED fighting the [Event At The Big Forge] and then only when i got a fknsnsbskaing achievement for beating it without [some fucking weapon i still don't have] DID I FIND OUT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MUCH EASIER??

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bg3 is the first game ive played since early ovw, and even that was a break back into games for me. my brother is now desperately trying to get me to try his recs but im like....... or..... i can download another difficulty mod onto this wyllstarion romance simulator and have my boys fall in love again??

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the latest update broke late stage wyllstarion kissing noooooo what is the POINT of this game now

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trying to find the right balance of added difficulty mods is such pain. im breezing rn because ive optimized too hard ugh

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im so despondent re. prev post's tags as i spiralled realzing my wyllstarion playthrough romancing wyll is no longer possible because of some incorrect early inputs. im gonna have to restart my run so many hours into it. (idk how many because i chronically walk away leaving it running and forget to close the game BUT A LOT)

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not me, with a full campaign and an act i playtime under my belt, being today years old finding out that you can throw a health potion to a companion to heal them in bg3.

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…………………….i thought withers' name had an R in it. ive been pronouncing it like werthers

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spoilers for ending rage post

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. I SPEND FUXKONGNS DAYS WORTH OF TIME FIGHTINF ALONGSIDE ASTARION, AND BECAUSE I FUCKONGNSK CHOSE A GOOD SIDE ENDING, YOU END IT WITH A FUCKONG JOKE AND HIM COWERING FROM THE SUNLIGHT, WITH SOME OF THE NPCS SAYING HES GONNA BE ALL ALONE DEPENDING ON WHO SPEAKS. AFTER I SAW THE TRAUMA HE WENT THRU AND AFTER SO MUCH AND YOU DO HIM DIRTY LIKE FUCKONG THIS

fucking GALE who i basically NEVER played with got a more satisfying ending convo the FUCK

can't wait to be evil wyll and romance astarion and give him everything he deserves

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god fuxking dammit. i tried playing darkside wyll and failed. deleted every save but the last and started a new game.

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not me replaying the last 45-75 min several times until i got a satisfying ending.

pure noble ending fucking sucks. sacrificing orpheus is truly the only way to go. i would have loved to squidify astarion for the perfect whump enhancement journey. might have to write a shadowheart/tav fic just to include that...

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ending spoilers

also the final fight is one of the easiest big battles in the game if you stock a bunch of transportation and invisibility bubble scrolls, which i hadn't planned for, i just hoard my shit??

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me legit tearing up over completing shadowhearts side quest the fuck. i agonized over what to tell her to do and then spent several inspiration points making sure my [religion] response passed but the Worth. all i want is me and my chronic pain gf and her family and a ton of pets in a cottage post game

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bg3 is my favorite wooden crate and barrel opening simulator