#feel free to add your own literary shenanigans

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Was just thinking about a story where famous authors from throughout history got to meet their greatest creations and how it would go:

Most authors: "How fantastic! My own creation come to life! A fragmented reflection of my own mind and thoughts that has been released into the world and evolved again and again with every reader's interpretation of them! Come, sit down, let us discuss!"

Meanwhile Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: "...THIS BITCH"

Sherlock Holmes, smirking, fully aware his creator despises him and ready to lord it over him as much as possible: "...Daddy."

Watson, watching from a safe distance, knowing this is inevitably going to end with a fed-up Sir Doyle dragging him off for tea, where he'll have to endure his creator ranting about Holmes the entire time: *heavy sigh*