#feel like that gif with the guy pointing to the board and talking rlly fast while analyzing these memories

[imagines-mha]

✩ hq as terrible dates ✩

tanaka: goes for the simple dinner and a movie approach but he TALKS SO LOUD during the entire movie and you can hear everyone complaining about him bc he just cant stop making observations n askin u pointless questions

ennoshita: he asked you to play board games with him and you agree cus you think hes being cute and nerdy… until you’re three hours deep in monopoly begging him to finish the game but he wont give up until he wins. He accuses you of cheating three times cus he is the WORST loser and cant accept it

hinata: takes you bowling and accidentally slips on the runway where the bowling balls roll and busts his nose open and you end up in the hospital with him smh

tsukki: you guys go on a walk while the skys clear, and it goes super well until it starts fucking POURING RAIN from the skies and he forgot to bring a jacket and he cant see through his glasses and he feels embarrassed cus u tried to tell him to bring one so he just walks in silence the entire time and makes you feel like the rains UR FAULT

kuroo: bless his soul. He takes you on a drive and u think its gonna be cool and hot but hes so nervous the entire time his hands keep sweating and he messes up literally every sentence he says to you and almost crashes the car twice 

kenma: he asks you if you wanna have your date on minecraft and legit means it, then when you laugh it off he straight up ghosts you for 3 days

lev: he takes you for karaoke even if youre shy af he doesnt care. sings HORRIBLY the entire time cus he wants to recreate the first scene in high school musical but hes in college and cant hold a note to save his own life. People actually start booing him on stage when he tries to sing and you literally wanna disappear

bokuto : MINI GOLF only he accidentally swings his golf club back too fast and hits a middle aged woman in the face and has to spend the rest of the date begging her not to call the cops

futakuchi: takes u ice skating cus he wants to be cute but he has NO IDEA how to ice skate and falls like 60 times but in the most AWKWARD WAYS you get the worst second hand embarrassment

koganegawa: you try a brand new fancy restaurant and he tries to seem cool by ordering one of the spiciest things on the menu (futakuchi told him girls liked that shit and my boy doesnt have a brain) and long story short he ordered it and basically cried the entre time but refused to stop cus he was so determined

oikawa: takes you to one of his matches and sends his usual flirty waves to all the other grls who came to watch and pays u like NO attention smh just date mattsun or makki instead

ushijima: he brings you on a nature trail bless his soul but he doesnt rlly have anything to say so he just rotates the same 13 sentences over and over like a talking teddy bear ffs 🤦🏼‍♀️

tendou: you guys bake together and its super sweet but he has a habit of jumping up on you at the worst of times and you accidentally burn your fingers and cry for like an hour

semi: he plays you a private concert in his bedroom cus you always wanted to hear him sing but his voice cracks midway and he goes into a bad mood for the rest of the night

atsumu: takes you to an amusement park with the rest of inarizaki and tries to show off by going on the scariest rollercoasters but he eats ice cream before it and throws up PUBLICALLY. thankfully osamu takes you home

suna: you both agree to have a no strings attached date cus he cant handle commitment even tho he fuckin ADORES you but he freaks out and smokes too much weed and just sits floating through the astral plane the entire time

daisho: takes you to a coffee shop and spills his all over his shirt and makes you both go home so he can change he doesnt even let you order smh

terushima: he takes you to an arcade and spends the entire first hour being WAY too competitive w you to the point you were deadass HURT by his comments and then spends the second hour trying to get you to fuck in the photo booth for ✨ ambiance ✨