#feet on the dashboard

[takeyourshoesoffandcallmesir]

[anqaspond]

yeah okay so this song tears me to shreds

[mr-e-is-me]

No one looks cool in a pelvic cast..

[alwaysamaritimer]

(via GIPHY)

[boxmakesart]

Adventure Time doodles :-)

[dashboardfeet]

[asianwifefeet]

My feet on the dashboard of hubby’s car :)

[anklesdown]

[takingontheworldtogether]

this meme brought to you by so american + the entirety of 1989

[dashboardfeet]

[ficoandleo]

"I am not a fucking peasant." Even if the slime from Frostheim whisper the moment they see his face, even if they treat him like they'll catch his fall from grace like it's a disease, all because he lost everything that would have made him one of them.

Even if he'd be doing the same in their situation, but knows what it's like on the other side now.

He's going to make them so extremely, painfully sorry. They'll be begging for his favor and forgiveness, on their knees and at his feet, ready to do anything for him. And they win't fucking get it.

They'll fucking see.

Well, it's nothing to cry over. Not anymore. He remembers, then, the atrocities Taiga offered to commit in his name to make him laugh and smile in lieu of tears. As he often does, he refused the morbid offers--though not with shock, but furious determination. He would make them sorry himself. Claw himself back up and leave them and their fake smiles and feigned apologies that he wouldn't fit in with them and the weak claims that they wished it could be different under his feet where they belonged.

The useless prince, the fake aristocrat, the orphaned priest(who didn't get much of a pass just because he left later.) That quack, too, although he related more to him as much as he bickered with him.

They would rue the fucking day they crossed Romeo Scorpius Lucci.

. . .he couldn't even take these feelings to Taiga anymore. Why was everyone around him so unreliable?

Well, the solution was abundantly clear, and he turned towards the Lost Woods.

Alcohol it was!!

[ffb4l4l]

[weidli]

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top ten ways to introduce your new tatort team: whatever the fuck this was! thank you, br

(episode is animals, 1991, transcription below the cut)

Ivo: Ist was für dich, Laura! “Junger Mann, dreißig, wünscht eine unberührte Nichtraucherin zur Ehe, in Zuschriften - “

Franz: Unberührt! Zu spät, Laura.

Laura: Du spinnst wohl.

Ivo: Für dich hab ich auch was, Franz. “Hey du, willst du mich kennenlernen? In meinen athletischen Armen liegen?”

Franz: Ja, ich will!”

Ivo: “Du wirst sehen, das Leben wird mit mir leichter und schöner. Exklusive Partnervermittlung sucht noch seriöse Herren zwecks unverbindlicher Vermittlung. Kriminalbeamte bevorzugt.”

Franz: Wo wo wo?

Ivo: *starts singing The Platters’ Only You* 

Franz: Schmarren. *joins in*

Ivo: Na na na, keine Intimitäten! Dienstbeginn! Alle aussteigen.

Franz: Bist ja bloß neidisch.

Laura: Mach’s gut.

Ivo: Das ist sehr komisch, eh? Jawoll.

Franz: Das ist komisch. 

[clownboymcchucklefuck]

Yo wtf going on at camp willow peak

[trkrjon]

[dashboardfeet]