#felix doing some ninja bullshit is great

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some mortal savant + dread fighter felix for ur consideration

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Series- Re: Zero - Waifu Review (mini version- that’s right, this is a mini version. )

Emilia -  Looks: 6/10; I’m not a fan of the whit hair or purple eyes, her outfit is cute but I honestly feel little to no attraction to her. Personality: 7/10; this is based on what I read in the light novel in what I think is Act 4, she’s timid, had a traumatizing past, so, sad backstory, timid act, gives her bonuspoints.

Rem - Looks: 8/10, this is my favorite girl in the anime, however, her looks aren’t so great that they would get a 9, i love blue hair, i love her maid outfit, but her body is just not what I’m into. She’s great though! Personality: 10/10 Flawless personality, ONLY cares about saving others, and to me, that’s beautiful. It’s shown where she kills Subaru for fear that he will attempt to assassinate her sister. It’s shown where she willingly gives her life to save Subaru, from death, and even from himself.

Ram- Looks: 7/10, Rem, but with red hair, which i actually love also, it’s great, however her sort of angry looking face is ehhhh. Personality: 5/10 Pure tsun, no dere. Not a fan.

Feris - Looks: 6/10, it’s not that he’s a boy, but the cat ears don’t do anything for me, neither does the tail, also brown hair and hazel eyes is sort of bland and boring. Personality: 1/10, I hate him. I believe he is the worst character in Re:Zero, he’s just so selfish and doesn’t watch what he says to anybody, listen fucko, just because Crusch got hit with some “Who’s Rem?” bullshit dont fuckin mean you gotta blame somebody.

Beatrice -  Looks: 1/10. Drill haired. Loli. Don’t care for loli’s. Don’t care for drills. Personality: 2/10, being completely Tsundere is not a personality, it’s just annoying.

Crusch-  Who’s Crusch? Sorry Felix, but I hate you.

Anastasia-  Who’s Anastasia? I bet you don’t remember her either. Let’s be honest. Nobody does.

Felt- Looks: 6/10 I love the design of it, it looks awesome, the whole child ninja thief works really well. Personality:5/10 Honestly, she was given so ittle screen time, and well...barely any time in the light novel too. I can’t get a solid grasp on who she is.

The Witch (Satella)- Looks: It’s never really shown what’s she looks like, but it’s infered that she looks exactly like Emilia only dressed in purple and black garbs, which gives it a step up from it’s 6/10,. to an 8/10 because wearing dark purple and black is infinitely cooler. Personality: 9/10, I am a big fan of the Witch. I truly believe that she is not the antagonist at all, she gives Subaru the power to reverse death, and you you know why? Because The Witch loved him, imagine your love granting you basically immortality, and a way to fix horrible horrible things. She also saves him a bunch of times. I believe she really does love Subaru with all her heart.