agallimaufryofoddments · 2 years ago
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Fermet: SAMPLE, sweetie, love your whole reveling in child suffering pitch. I want you to show me your best prototype. Give me the works: fuck up the kid like you’ve never fucked up a kid before. Only this time…let them live.
SAMPLE: One warped child of calamity and light coming right up, courtesy of the interlopers who rescued him from the sacrificial cutting board. What a screwed up little vessel, pure grade nightmare fuel, this one. They call him Elmer.
Elmer: you’d look prettier if you smiled :)
Fermet: no not like that
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