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pairing: jungwon x reader x sunghoon

summary: your life of working, studying and playfully flirting with sunghoon came to a halt when one day you accidentally hit a customer you mistook for stealing with a baguette. your phone then fell out of your pocket and broke, jungwon took that chance to offer buying you a new phone. so you who’s in dire need of a new phone, agreed. now you owe the stranger 2 times.

↻profile i.〘 vivid roleplay squad 〙

↻profile ii.〘 start dash dash 〙

❐ chapter i.〈 bibbidi-bobbidi-bonk 〉

❐ chapter ii.〈 not free of charge 〉

❐ chapter iii.〈 jealousy tart 〉

❐ chapter iv.〈 worried waltzing 〉

❐ chapter v.〈 hop up rush 〉

❐ chapter vi.〈 first impression take three 〉

❐ chapter vii.〈 news old late reply 〉

↘ extra i. ［ common happenings ］

note: this is my first smau actually so it’s probably not gonna be good but hey! who knows :0 and this is a sideblog bc im too lazy to make another account but at the same time my main blog is reserved for (enstars, twst, genshin) only so yeah. anyway, i hope you’ll enjoy this smau!! if ever you wanna be add to the taglist just tell me!! replies, asks or rbs, up to you. im gonna go now bubye (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

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What we learned from the Golden Globes: Meryl Streep always wins and Ryan Gosling never fails

The curtain has fallen on this years ceremony and heres our key takeaways, including the best anti-Trump speech, the wittiest mention of syphilis and what it all means for next months Oscars

Theres no stopping La La Land, the post-truth underdog

Right from the start, which saw Jimmy Fallons opening skit entirely devoted to a spoof of La La Land, it was obvious Damien Chazelles hymn to Hollywood had converted the 90-odd members of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association men and women who had left their homelands to travel to La La Land and pen their own hymns to Hollywood.

But just how faithful the converts proved couldnt quite be predicted: the film took seven gongs over the evening (best song, best score, best director, best screenplay, best actor, best actress, best comedy or musical), beating the likes of One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest to make new record.

Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone with their awards. Photograph: Kevork Djansezian/NBC/(Credit too long, see caption)

So how did they do it? Especially when some of the awards (such as screenplay) were felt by some to be a bit optimistic? Well, that opening sequence was also significant, because it showed that La La Land is a lot easier to parody than, say, Moonlight (black gay man in Miami struggles with sexuality and addict mother) and Manchester by the Sea (gloomy janitor returns home after the death of his brother to grapple with previous family tragedy) and may end up with a lot more cultural currency, even significance, as a result.

That the Globes split their categories (drama and comedy or musical) naturally favours movies such as Chazelles, but, as Benjamin Lee pointed out in his liveblog, every La La acceptance speech also pushed the notion of the movie as an underdog a crazy mad idea and a wild punt for the studio to back.

But remember: this is a romance starring Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone, directed by a man whose most recent movie won three Oscars, and which like Argo and The Artist strokes that hand that feeds it. But, whatever works.

Unless its the actual underdog

La La Lands main rival, Barry Jenkinss Moonlight, went into the race with nearly the same number of nominations, and came away with just one win. But what a win: best drama. The fact it was robbed in the supporting actor category (where Mahershala Ali lost out to Aaron Taylor-Johnson) may even help its chances going forward for what we now have is a genuine underdog (albeit one thats so far picked up 120 awards) with a little outraged momentum behind it (thought #JusticeForMoonlight felt a bit of a trending punt). The last movie to take just best drama at the Globes? Best picture Oscar winner 12 Years a Slave

Congratulations can still come with a bouquet of barbed wire

Despite significant wins for actors of colour actors this year, there were slightly fewer than expected (see Ali), and efforts to forget the #OscarsSoWhite controversy were undermined by not one, but two, people (George Bushs daughter, Michael Keaton) conflating the names of the two big nominated movies featuring black actors. Fences are still visible; perhaps Figures still arent, quite.

Meryl 2020

Meryl Streep attacks Donald Trump in Golden Globes speech

Can a blonde white woman in her late 60s defeat Donald Trump? If anyone can, Meryl can. Her speech picking up the Cecil B DeMille lifetime achievement award was easily the runaway moment of the night: impassioned, funny, fearless and picking up perhaps the prize dreadful moment in the president-elects campaign: his mocking of a disabled reporter on the campaign trail.

It kind of broke my heart, and I saw it, and I still cant get it out of my head because it wasnt in a movie. It was real life. And this instinct to humiliate when its modelled by someone in the public platform by someone powerful, it filters down into everybodys life because it kind of gives permission for other people to do the same thing.

Disrespect invites disrespect. Violence incites violence. When the powerful use definition to bully others, we all lose.

Trump duly responded, not on Twitter, but by telling the New York Times he hadnt watched the show but was not surprised that the liberal movie people ridiculed him. Sad!

Hugh Laurie for VP

A shock choice for supporting actor in a drama series over favourite John Lithgow for that other great statesman, Churchill but Laurie made up for it with a pitch-perfect address, which preceded Streeps and lamented that this was likely the last Globes ceremony. Accepting the prize on behalf of psychopathic billionaires everywhere, Laurie said:

I dont mean to be gloomy, its just that it has the words Hollywood, Foreign and Press in the title. I just dont know I also think to some Republicans, even the word association is slightly sketchy.

Viola Davis for secretary of state

A controversial one this, not because she aced the supporting actress performance for which she won her prize, nor for her great speech, nor even her composed anti-Trump rant backstage:

Viola Davis makes powerful anti-Trump speech backstage at Golden Globes

But for allowing us all to get a glimpse of the real Streep, sharing a strange food-shaming incident in her introduction to the great woman.

Streep: Whatd you do last night, Viola?

Davis: Oh, I cooked an apple pie.

Streep: Did you use Pippin apples?

Davis: Pippin apples, What the hell is Pippin apples? I used Granny Smith apples.

Streep: Did you make your own crust?

Davis: No, I used store-bought crust. Thats what I did.

Streep: Then you didnt make an apple pie, Viola.

Davis: Well, thats because I spent all my time making collard greens! I make the best collard greens. I use smoked turkey, chicken stock and my special BBQ sauce.

Streep: Well, they dont taste right unless you use ham hocks. If you dont use ham hocks, it doesnt taste the same.

Accidents can happen, thank God

In what looked like one of the most locked-down ceremonies in years, a couple of bona fide surprises leapt out. The first with the HFPAs love for Paul Verhoevens hot-potato rape revenge comedy Elle a movie previously deemed too controversial for major acclaim. But it took not just best foreign language film (over the more politically safe Toni Erdmann) but also best actress for Isabelle Huppert: now a major Oscar contender, leaving both previous frontrunners (Natalie Portman and Emma Stone), fretting into their frocks.

The second shocker also showcased the Globess more offbeat taste: two big wins (best comedy series, best actor for Donald Glover) for Atlanta, about the citys rap scene. The Globes can be notoriously wacky this time round, in a good way.

We need to pin our hopes on the other Jimmy

Fallon had a lot to live up to. In part because Amy Poehler and Tina Fey set such a high benchmark for this gig a couple of years back; also because Fallon patsied to Trump on his chatshow a couple of months back. But despite a few early digs at the president-elect, he failed to deliver. Most glaring was his inability to competently wing it when the teleprompter broke. All such issues were highlighted by the brilliance of some of the presenters, in particular Kristen Wiig, who having stolen the showin 2013 with her Will Ferrell double act, repeated the trick this time with Steve Carell. Can fellow talk-show host Jimmy Kimmel top it at the Oscars next month? Probably.

Heartthrobs are called heartthrobs for a reason

Ryan Goslings best actor speech saw peak metrosexual pin-up this year: losing nominees Ryan Reynolds and Andrew Garfield shared a snog, while Gosling further confirmed his dreaminess at the podium. He ended his speech by paying tribute to his lady Eva Mendes for looking after their daughter and her brother (who had cancer, and to whose memory he dedicated the prize) while she was pregnant with their second child and he was off twinkling his toes on La La Land. So, sweetheart, thank you.

Tom Hiddleston, meanwhile, went full humanitarian, closing with a story about a recent trip to South Sudan with the UN Childrens Fund and dedicating his prize to aid workers everywhere. The weird cuts to Christian Slater and the kids from Stranger Things didnt help, but it was still stirring stuff.

The Brits are coming! But so is Netflix

Hiddleston won for The Night Manager, the Beebs big hit of the night gongs also for Laurie and Olivia Colman but the series-which-should-have-been-made-by-the-BBC-but-wasnt took best TV series (drama) and best actress (for Claire Foy). After the anti-climatic hoohah around Netflixs first big film production, Beasts of No Nation, the streaming service finally made good. Lucky, given The Crown still has five very expensive series still to fund and run.

Real actors are never off

Lithgow backstage with Claire Foy and Peter Morgan. Photograph: Mario Anzuoni/Reuters

Greatest ad-lib of the night? Probably John Lithgow, who channelled Churchill with aplomb in the press room. Being told his fly was undone, Lithgow quoted back the great cigar-chomper: Its not a problem. A dead bird never leaves its nest. The runners-up prize goes to Hugh Grant, wrongly leaked as the winner of best actor (comedy or musical), who describes the plot of Florence Foster Jenkins as, accurately enough, about a woman slowly dying of syphilis.

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↳　summary: your life of working, studying and playfully flirting with sunghoon came to a halt when one day you accidentally hit a customer you mistook for stealing with a baguette. your phone then fell out of your pocket and broke, jungwon took that chance to offer buying you a new phone. so you who’s in dire need of a new phone, agreed. now you owe the stranger 2 times

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↳　summary: your life of working, studying and playfully flirting with sunghoon came to a halt when one day you accidentally hit a customer you mistook for stealing with a baguette. your phone then fell out of your pocket and broke, jungwon took that chance to offer buying you a new phone. so you who’s in dire need of a new phone, agreed. now you owe the stranger 2 times

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“ah.. sunghoon.” you said, looking at anywhere but his eyes. the sigh he let out was so loud in your ears and once again you regret not informing your friend properly about the free phone agenda. it was sketchy, very sketchy that you yourself questions how you’ve absolute courage or just lack common sense. both maybe.

“where is jungwon?” sunghoon asked you after calming down himself. if he was here to lessen down your part of blame.. no no don’t be too selfish dear self. you were the one who asked this for yourself. so face it. yeah let’s face it and move on with time!

you drew a circle with your finger, pointing toward nowhere. “his friend called for him so he left to.. wherever his friend is. haha.” you didn’t mean to let out that awkward two ha’s laugh.

the man with an apron loosely tied around him is the same man who have this little (much to his chagrin) soft spot for this little annoying (adoring) friend. who’s also his classmate and workmate. and that friend is now awkwardly laughing away their fault. “..why do i even have a soft spot for you out of all people.”

in his clear sight of you, sunghoon saw you broke into a smile as you walked up closer to him. “and i do too! so now let’s hurry up to the bakery, jake is seeing red.” and again you end your sentence with a laugh. taking his hand in yours, you dragged him to nocturne bakery.

and again sunghoon questions his feelings for you. with you always initiating the holding hands, sunghoon never really did anything except for subtly squeezing it. as if you will notice his feelings— oh sorry, apparently he does not have any feelings toward you except for exasperation.

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↳　summary: your life of working, studying and playfully flirting with sunghoon came to a halt when one day you accidentally hit a customer you mistook for stealing with a baguette. your phone then fell out of your pocket and broke, jungwon took that chance to offer buying you a new phone. so you who’s in dire need of a new phone, agreed. now you owe the stranger 2 times

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↳　summary: your life of working, studying and playfully flirting with sunghoon came to a halt when one day you accidentally hit a customer you mistook for stealing with a baguette. your phone then fell out of your pocket and broke, jungwon took that chance to offer buying you a new phone. so you who’s in dire need of a new phone, agreed. now you owe the stranger 2 times

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↳　summary: your life of working, studying and playfully flirting with sunghoon came to a halt when one day you accidentally hit a customer you mistook for stealing with a baguette. your phone then fell out of your pocket and broke, jungwon took that chance to offer buying you a new phone. so you who’s in dire need of a new phone, agreed. now you owe the stranger 2 times

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↳　summary: your life of working, studying and playfully flirting with sunghoon came to a halt when one day you accidentally hit a customer you mistook for stealing with a baguette. your phone then fell out of your pocket and broke, jungwon took that chance to offer buying you a new phone. so you who’s in dire need of a new phone, agreed. now you owe the stranger 2 times

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“oh.. um.. i.. i apologize sir! i thought you were going to do a bread robbery!” quickly you apologized to the cute customer. from behind the counter, you can hear sunghoon holding his laugh.

you’re so done. will you get fired? what if the cute guy is planning a revenge on you right now?

said guy then interrupted your spiralling thought, “well i was startled and wronged too at that but—what’s with bread robbery?” the stranger seems skeptical about the wording judging from his stare. understandable actually.

you didn’t expect for him to question you about it. mostly you said it without thinking much and only say what’s in front of you. bread robbery.. thinking back it’s a dumb thing to say. sunghoon is the one with bad humour to find it funny.

before anything more happen, sunghoon cleared his throat as he walked to the crime scene with a broom in his hand, “i’m really sorry for the inconvenience my workmate has caused you, as an apology, your treats will be on the shop sir.”

the customer nodded and went to put his bag on his seat, while you to behind the counter. leaving your workmate to clean the little mess you’ve done. you’ll probably treat him to an ice cream as a payment.

“one ice cream please~” sunghoon smiled cheekily at you after putting back the broom. in response to his somehow annoying way of speaking, you gasped. “oh! are you finally asking me out? hoon—” your mouth was immediately clasped from saying one more words.

and you for one, felt accomplished looking at his red ears. embarrassment or shyness, who knows. now.. is there something you’re forgetting about?

“hmm..”

oh right, the customer you owe one to. from the side, you can see sunghoon quickly going back to the kitchen in the back. so you decided to properly talk about the incident.

“ah.. hello?” the male lifted up his head to look at you, “i really owe you one there.. if there’s anything you want just tell me! just.. don’t file a complaint please, i’m begging you dear cute customer.”

he looked surprised, confused then flustered. at least from your perspective he does. the customer took a look at your name badge and carefully said it, worried if he might mispronounced. “i was offended by your claim and baguette attack but it’s really not that much, just think of it as a memorable experience. i get free bakeries too!”

you bowed slightly to express your gratefulness but once again, the universe proved their hatred toward you. your phone which was in your apron’s pocket, fell out straight to the floor. speechless by the sudden incident, you looked down at the broken phone of yours with a small smile, a heavy sigh. “haha kill me right now.”

the male in front of you suddenly spoke. his words were a huge surprise toward you and if it weren’t for your common sense, you would’ve agreed to his offer of buying you a new phone.

well, who the fuck buys a stranger who falsely accused and hit them, a damned new phone? exactly. no one. no one except for this cute guy in front of you. with a smile.

ooh look at that smile you fraud— wait sorry but a phone? you’re gonna buy me a phone? is he hearing himself right now?

“i’m serious here—don’t look at me like you’re cursing at me—there’s a phone store nearby if i’m not wrong.”

sunghoon must be busy with his dough to not hear one bit of you and the strange customer’s conversation. he would’ve stopped the conversation right there and then. and you should’ve do that too but.. the offer is too precious to pass.

“are you going to take my organs?” you asked just to make sure if the small percentage of you were still thinks this through. (spoiler: no) “no because,” you bent down to take back the broken phone “i am actually in need of a new phone.”

dear! you must really do considering that sunghoon is now left with a note, the reason of your quick disappearance written on it. the poor guy freaked out and almost left the bakery unattended until jake walked inside.

“wait up, dude why’re you in a rush?” to answer jake’s obviously confused state, sunghoon gave him the note [name] left at the counter. without any explanation or details but only the note, jake knew your phone is in a bad condition and you needed a new one just not to this.. extend.

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——.*･｡ﾟ× extra!! common happenings (1)

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↳　summary: your life of working, studying and playfully flirting with sunghoon came to a halt when one day you accidentally hit a customer you mistook for stealing with a baguette. your phone then fell out of your pocket and broke, jungwon took that chance to offer buying you a new phone. so you who’s in dire need of a new phone, agreed. now you owe the stranger 2 times

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——.*･｡ﾟ× START DASH DASH

squad ¹ —--—--↴

squad ³ —--—--↴ priv acc.

i. jungwon: majors in event management and could be considered as most famous student in scylla uni. doesn’t really bother hiding his love for pets, especially cats so his posts are 71% adoring pets. later future, [name] admit he’s a really fun guy to be with. is good at searching for reasons after he impulsively done things.

ii. jay: close friend of jungwon and jake’s mutual on twitter. second year in uni. 80% of his stress possibly came from his friends group. but it’s okay, someone had to be the jay in there. sympathy [name]’s situation after finding out what happened from jungwon. one of the rare people who’s actually helping the whole situation.

iii. sunoo: is a first year in uni along with jungwon. the one in the front seat watching dramas, issues, ruckus happen and never getting too involved to the point he’ll get into trouble. does visit the nocturne bakery frequent enough to get the workers’ twitter accounts.

iv. riki: senior in high school and heeseung’s nephew. a reckon to deal with but will always be willing to. contrary to sunoo who visits the bakery sometimes and heeseung who visits the bakery rarely, he visits everyday. boast about being called favourite nephew by [name] themselves (is not their biological nephew).

v. heeseung: a graduated student who was left the nocturne bakery by his uncle so now he’s basically the owner of it. for someone who travels around, this isn’t really benefiting much but hey! he can say to people that he does have a job. (is the generous boss [name] talked about)

trivia ¹ —--—--↴

↳ jungwon first saw [name] by the gate when they tripped over air then pretending as if nothing happen

↳ jungwon actually followed [name] with his priv acc after days of finding the student who tripped over air without asking for help

↳ heeseung is away most of the time but he does know what’s around in the bakery through riki (he asked for his pays monthly)

trivia ² —--—--↴

↳ scylla uni (jungwon, jay, sunoo) and charybdis uni ([name], chaeryeong, sunghoon, jake) is neighboring universities.

↳ while [name] does know and heard about jungwon from the occasional gossips, they never really bother to find out more as it’s too bothersome. besides, jake probably knows him, they can just ask him when it’s needed.

↳ sunghoon’s off days: tuesday, wednesday and sunday.

↳ [name]’s off days: tuesday, wednesday and saturday.

↳ sophomore: [name]-chae-sung-jake-jay

↳ freshmen: jungwon-sunoo

↳ high school seniors: yujin-sung-riki

↳ and heeseung is among the graduates

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——.*･｡ﾟ× VIVID ROLEPLAY SQUAD

squad ¹ —--—--↴

squad ² —--—--↴

squad ³ —--—--↴ priv acc.

i. [name]: an industrial management student who works part-time at nocturne bakery. jokingly flirts with sunghoon on daily basis and gets mistaken a lot to being a flirt when in fact, sunghoon is the only one they’re brave enough to flirt with. is the middle friend between (squad 1) and (squad 2). works overtime for the pay because their boss is a generous person. refuses to admit any flutters or heart palpitations.

ii. yujin: a year younger than [name] so she’s still in highschool. would be the top student in her school if it weren’t for her failing history exam. mid-school friends (1). the rational and calm one who somehow gives bad advices.

iii. chaeryeong: a biomedical science student and also a person who strangely gets sick easily. though now that she’s already a uni student, she tries to attend more classes than before. mid-school friends (2). impulsive bae (✯ᴗ✯)ﾉ. leftover bakeries sweeper (1).

iv. jinsung: another senior high schooler. became [name]’s friend child after becoming teammate in their high school programme. questions most of [name]’s antics but still went along with it. karaoke hang outs!!. leftover bakeries sweeper (2).

v. sunghoon: an introverted industrial management student. nocturne bakery part timer. is frequently used to lure in customer to their bakery by [name], he gets bonuses for that so sunghoon won’t complain. is exasperated by [name]’s flirting but secretly likes it. rarely hangs out with [name] since they’re basically together most of the time.

vi. jake: a graphic design student. sunghoon’s only friend except for self-claimed [name]. is pretty well-known around the uni and [name] uses his popularity to advertise nocturne bakery. as a payment, free bakeries every time he hangs out at the bakery. give good relationship advices despite his lack of experience. (thinks sunghoon is a lost cause with how oblivious he is to his own feelings)

trivia ¹ —--—--↴

↳ [name], chaeryoung, sunghoon, jake #unistudents + jinsung, yujin #highschoolers

↳ sunghoon once flirted back at [name], to which they instinctively responded, “ew.” the poor man didn’t talk to them for 2 days. and since then sunghoon never tries to flirt back.

↳ jake’s suspicion began when sunghoon became defensive after he used a pickupline on [name].

↳ they treats nocturne bakery as a hangout place rather than a normal bakery and their boss never really minds it as long as they don’t cause issues.

↳ [name] don’t know since when it started considering they’re pretty shy around people but it just felt natural to randomly throw pickup lines to sunghoon.