#file this post under the same category as my list of skz title track inspired cocktails. extremely tiny target audience who would read it

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best & worst skz raps by member

(these are all out of order. use context clues)

chan

his microtonal half-singing verse in ttath. that shit was inspired and he will never do it again

the entirety of N/S ft. jeongin's adlibs

prechorus of heyday; it’s still a little cringe but i remember first listening and being shocked at how much his rap has improved

outro verse in maze of memories. “empire umpire unpile” almost ruined the entire song i’m being so serious right now

god’s menu shouty rap “unlock” extremely good

not really rap but how he says “swil su isseo” in airplane scratches my brain right

his entire verse in 3racha???? well at least it was very him

the whisper/mumble part in rock w the voice filter right before the third chorus; like #4 most brilliant thing he’s ever done imo

felix

“HA! i’mma look back i’mma look back to the future in fact!” cringe but also the best part of maze of memories

his first verse in freeze; i’m in love with the way he says “heulleoga”

also freeze second verse too. or maybe it was just the visual of them tied up in mafia styling in a circle of chairs. hard to tell

the intro verse to victory song is bad. he sounds like a bullfrog

verse before second chorus in venom when he’s playing chess

side effects second prechorus goes crazy. he 100% carried that song for me

“demon slayah” verse in muddy water. can’t tell if i hate it or maybe love it a little

his feature on nayeon’s no problem. no comment

verse with hyunjin in phobia; before i even listened to kpop i would literally loop this verse bc i was obsessed w his voice

second verse double knot plus the choreo? five stars

we need to talk about the verse in wow. unfortunately

placebo “not the kind to fall in devil's hands gotta drop my rusty chains” who wants to take bets on whether felix or chan wrote this verse

intro monologue to rock: “yea yeah, you know me? nah nah that’s not me man. if u wanna find me, give me a shoutout. chyeah, ha HA” it’s not a real rap but in terms of cultural importance… it might as well be

the “bulldozer” lines in domino

“look, why’d you say it like that” verse in cheese w the confetti :-)

but immediately followed by that fucking bridge when he just lists different kinds of cheese

hyunjin

perfect intro for the one the only, the Tortoise and the Hare. PPALLI PPALLI 😡

HIS VERSE IN MUDDY WATER. literally peak hyunjin rap, he needs to do more lazy rap, whatever that “ch ch chi” sound he did & how he pronounced “dwae,” it’s his best work

first verse “hairstyle” lines in Cheese, so bratty i loved it

rock verse where his adlibs sound like moaning. he pulled it off tho

my pace verses, soooo fun

“you’re not silly” verse in charmer, ideal song for his rap style

his verses in question are the only reason i don't skip

the “ppangya ppangya” verse in astronaut, it’s so cute

i’m gonna be honest. second verse venom i really hated his part when i first listened. i like it more now but i remember the psychic damage of “trap trap trap”

"PAY ATTENTION." so aggro only to chase the beat a moment later (his verse for 19)

changbin

literally every verse in domino

“OH CHANGBIN IRINDA” intro to thunderous. icon status. also his lines after where he’s doing like quintuplets while speaking in dialect. he’s a genius

opener to god’s menu. EOSEO OSHIBSHIO 

the JYP vs. YG fight matryoshka performance, he literally embarrassed the other team

muddy water verse; doing his own onamotapoeia w/ no backtrack

outro to ttath. he’s so talented he made a nursery rhyme sound good

opener to heyday. as he SHOULD.

“grrrrrr, ahhh” in beware. that song actually belongs to him

second verse of easy

verse 3 of maze of memories post-hyunjin; my fav melody rap

the second verse/prechorus to astronaut, he gets all quiet and smiley right at the end

we go verse 2, where it sounds like he says CBD or whatever

does this man have a bad rap. don’t bring up smtm

han

the entirety of run. i got it. scissor. give him more solos NOW

god’s menu first verse. “cooking a sauce ibmatdaero teoreo” and thus a legend was born

his mumble rap in we go slowly amping up and getting super hype

second verse in ttath, he’s doing smth crazy w the beat and rhythm that i'm too dumb to understand but he's a prodigy

mumble rap in heyday! ignore the bed creaking sounds for a sec

carpe diem live performance. THAT’S how u do it live!!!

maze of memories verse after second tempo change when it slows down, he does the high-pitched “ssik [...] bilbil” line, i foam at the mouth

“i’m gonna draw my future like picasso” in boxer right before the beat comes in 😤

“blah blah” verse in domino

opening verse to my pace, the way he pitched his voice down

his silly goofy verse in get cool. "ready, babayy??" he can do it all

“look good and tasty” “yes i’m famous” in 3racha

hoverboard part in superboard

“may i have your attention ladies and gentlemen” in circus. only good part of that song

this joke has been run into the ground but i’m recording it here for posterity’s sake: his verse in wow by 3racha

lee know

intro to boxer come on now. the skidding enunciation percussive thing he does? come ON

opener to district 9 "talk, talk" etc. and then he never got a rap verse that long ever ever again

the “ay [...] pop pop” line in my side. solid 7/10

verse 3 maze of memories when he's angry <3

jeongin

iconic slowmo “ppaaaallli” in ttath

his verse in N/S. "eyyyy oh."

his verse in maze of memories is maybe the most legitimate rap i’ve ever heard from him tbh

seungmin

does placebo count for anything? let’s pretend it was a melody rap bc his verse was p good

maze of memories “should i give up?” yes perhaps

shoutout to hyumjim who somehow read the previous post i made before i impulsively deleted it after two minutes of existence. also shoutout to my housemates for abandoning me last night for their monday night dance class so i got so bored i decided to make this list. good night