#filikuroo

[hai-nakyuu]

kuroo the science b!tch (filipino!kuroo research defense AU)

a/n: bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch kuroo the science ✨ bitch✨ anyway third entry to @lumpiang-toge​’s event starring kuroo and kenmwah

“guys, final na this ha. oh, kenma, make sure na wala nang technical difficulties. yung HDMI cord ako na bahala dun, naghiram nako sa english department. james, yung ensaimada parating na ba? oh buti naman kailangang kailangan yung para di gutomin panelists habang turn natin. yannie, yung sa part mo dagdag mo pala yung argument natin na may antibacterial properties yung materials natin kaya sya mas effective-”

“ang kapal ng mukha mo, kuroo, alam mo yun?”

kuroo nervously laughs at your voice. “hala, sorry na Y/N”

“sino ba leader satin ha? ikaw ba?”

you raise an eyebrow and he shrugs, pointing to you, and you swear on your life that you hear kenma trying to hide his laughter.

“joke lang naman, guys, lighten up!” you clap your hands. “we can do this! good luck satin mamayang 1pm! lunch muna kayo guys, di kayo makakasagot sa panelists pag gutom kayo”

as james and yannie head to the cafeteria, kenma goes to the library to buy load. which leaves you and kuroo together in the hall.

“soooooo,” he trails off. “sabayan na kitang kumain?”

you turn away. “kaya kong kumain mag-isa, thanks.”

“ay,” he pouts, “taray. come on, just once!”

“why?” you ask. “aren’t your friends, like, waiting for you? asan si kenma?”

“he’s buying load, tas sa caf na din daw sya kakain,” he shrugs. “just wanna get to know you more.”

you think about it for a second, then nod. “ok, well, uhh, how do you wanna get to know me more?”

“i don’t really know, um... anong section mo last year?”

“polonium,” you take out your tupperware and open it, and fumble for the spoon and fork in your backpack. “ikaw?”

“yttrium. i got lost and pumasok ako sa classroom ng carbon,” he takes out his asado siopao and unwraps it. “favorite subject?”

“esp. you?”

“science. single ka?”

“wow, nobody likes sci- ano single ba ko?”

“mhm,” he nods, swallowing the food in his mouth before he continues.

“are you seeing anybody? may boyfriend ka na ba? or girlfriend?”

“uhh, single. why?”

“kasi, when we, uh, first became groupmates sa research,” he stutters. “i hated you,” the words rush out of him in a whisper.

“sorry, you what?”

“hated you.”

he waves his hands around just as you’re about to speak.

“but that was then, that was then! i don’t hate you now! i just-” he inhales, “-didn’t like you back then because it kinda seemed to me na parang you didn’t really want to do this investigatory project. but i understood why, because not everyone’s a science bitch like me.”

“a ‘science bitch’?” you giggle, and he rubs the back of his neck nervously.

“yeah, kenma calls me that. anyway, i realized i was wrong kasi even if you didn’t really like it, i saw na masipag ka pala talaga. yung bumili tayo ng materials sa ace hardware you got everything to the exact details. and oh! that time na aksidenteng nasunog ni james yung pancit canton nung nagstay tayo sa bahay ni kenma,” the two of you burst out laughing at this, “you didn’t go home until you cleaned up everything. that was the time i realized na... gusto kita,” he looks back at you sincerely.

“and... also the time i realized i made horrible first impressions about people”

you laugh even harder, and kuroo smiles even wider at the sound of your voice.

“and, after this defense, di na tayo magkikita as usual, kasi patapos na school year, and we’ll probably be in different sections next year. so, yeah, gusto ko lang sabihin sayo na thanks for everything, and you’re a great S.I.P. leader. and... a great girl.”

you smile.

“kuroo, that’s so sweet. pero...”

a million responses flash through kuroo’s head. pero may jowa nako. pero you’re not my type. pero i like girls eh. pero strict parents ko. pero-

“pero studies first ako eh.”

he nods. “i understand,” he mumbles.

“studies first. tapusin na muna natin tong defense, then we can go somewhere after.”

“okay- wait? what?” kuroo’s eyes flicker back up to yours in a startle. “what? ha? ano? huh?”

“kuroo, i was just kidding,” you giggle, taking his face between your hands, smushing his cheeks together. “how could i say no?”

“eh, malay ko ba!” he exclaims, red in the face as you laugh and hug him.

“i’ve liked you too for the longest time too, kuroo,” you confess. “how could i not? sobrang helpful mo sa mga paperworks natin, and lagi kang masigla!”

“masigla? ano ako bonakid?”

you glare at him, and you push him away. “alam mo wag nalang pala. bye bye kuroo! kaw na bahala sa defense natin!”

“HALA I WAS JUST JOKING Y/N~”

“BAHALA KA SA BUHAY MO KUPAL KA~”