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Thinking about that one minigame from Green Lake where you nyoom around the place with Tooth Fairy. Thinking about it happening in a literal way is cracking me up.
Local dentist is sliding around on the ground, phasing through the fences and sucker-punching carbuncles and critters while looking for teeth. Dentist is also reminiscing how she got those teeth to a gaggle of college-age people and two teenagers (one of the teeth is from accidentally hitting someone with her car, another is from intentionally punching someone so hard they lose that tooth).
#tooth fairy#reverse 1999#and i think it is literal just giftboxed into a neat little minigame#can i say how much i love the way bluepoch uses everyone's little board pieces and the mechanics of the minigames with them#like i suck ass at them but i love it#first two events is in literal form (see: melania escaping places diggers running away from police toof sliding around)#and then there's mor pankh with kaalaa baunaa running away from the personification of her work deadlines and procrastination. she eats#an energy bar a dog chewed on and only realizes it later. damn girl you live like this#tooth fairy is truly the woman of all time and i hope we get to see more of her and the green lake girlies#certified storm moments
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