#flabberworried

[taeslovehandles]

Taehyung was running late on his way to the airport. He was about to check in until he saw the huge line in front of him. No way was he going to make it in time for his flight.

He might as well grab something to eat and wait for the next flight two hours later. Two hours sounded like the perfect time frame to stuff himself and get comfy. His belly grumbling in agreement with Tae’s thoughts.

Taehyung grabbed 5 bags full of fried, hamburgers and onion rings he just ordered from one of the fast food restaurants close by and sat down on the nearest bench.

Normaly those benches were meant for 2 people to rest on but Taehyung’s but easily covered both of the seats with his massive butt.

He grabbed a burger and started shoving it into his mouth greedily.

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OMG AGUST D JUST RELEASED HIS MV WHILE I WAS TYPING THIS I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. SAMURAI YOONGI ARE WE KIDDING!!!!???? <3

[heworries]

incorrect quotes ft. @flabberworried

[wistcrias-arch2]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to @campmartyr / @contedefee / @flabberworried / @elfhamesking the love of my life!!! 

Did you know you’re one of my favorite people on this planet? Gosh, Christine where do I even begin? I feel like I’ve exhausted every compliment I could possibly give you, and every reminder of how awesome you are, but that can’t be true because you keep finding ways to remind me of how awesome you are. 

Yes, I laugh at everything, but know this, while I can’t always remember why something cracked me up so hard, the number of times you (and mars) have made me cry/wheeze/snort/gasp for air on call is ridiculous. I look back on all our calls fondly, and while most of our conversations are absolute shit just coming out of both our mouths, I love those conversations so much regardless. You have been making this quarantine shit so much bearable just by being yourself, and I hate that you’re having to spend your birthday indoors like this when you should be out, getting yummy food, delicious sweets and going on beautiful walks with your beautiful dog. (I also really wish I was there ugh!!!) 

I can’t honestly describe how proud I’ve been of you over the past few months. I know finding a job that makes you happy has been a rough journey for you, after a difficult time deciding what you wanted to do at college, but I really believe this is the path for you. You were made to teach and inspire, and to connect with others and make sure their their highschool experiences were everything they should be. 

I really hate the stereotype that Slytherins are mean and selfish and blah blah blah, because if you’ve taught me anything it’s that you embody all the best qualities of Slytherin, and in fact all the other houses. You’re ambitious, and absolutely cunning, and your loyalty to your clan knows no bounds. You’re brave in a way I wish I was, and when you care about a cause or a person, you don’t cower or sweeten your words because you believe in what you do fully and with all your heart. You’re also incredibly intelligent (in your own words, “you have all your braincells!”) and more than anything? You’re a good friend: period. I may not be a parent either, but I want you to know you’re also a good daughter. It’s not always easy to be that, but you do your best and you deserve to rest easy knowing that you are one. 

I’m so lucky and honored to be your best friend (I feel shy saying that hehe), because I can’t possibly imagine making you as happy and comforted and welcomed and embraced as much as you have made me feel. 

I love you forever and ever, gorl. 

Love, Brooke (aka Dani)

And don’t forget, always stay WANI!

[danger-archive]

              “ 𝐅𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐔𝐒, 𝐌𝐒. 𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐓Ú𝐂𝐄. 𝐌𝐑. 𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐑, 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄. ” 

The forced smile on Daphne’s face slips off like a plastic Halloween mask, to reveal the much scarier surface beneath. Her look of disdain from earlier is no match for the complete lack of amusement that she aims at Joe like a missile launcher. It was FUNNY for a little while, but when he hadn’t clarified to the studio hand that he was joking, that joke had soured. Ms. Lettúce, for Scooby’s sake! What was wrong with being Jane Rogers?! 

Moments later, she was back, hair and makeup touched up. “ If it weren’t for my freshly painted nails, I would MURDER you. Nobody out there is going to believe, for like, one second! that those are our names. ” 

❛   ♚   ––––– @flabberworried​ , bc I love her. 

[saetrewrites]

happy new year to @flabberworried & @wistcrias only, who came into my life when i was super lonely and sad and loved me through it, and now get to make fun of me for my poor taste in men and silence in group calls. who completely changed the concept of milk for me, and now i can’t drink a water bottle without laughing. you two mean the world to me. never thought tumblr roleplaying would give me such an important friendship. bennet sisters forever.

[heartlikearchive]

“ That was fun. I can’t believe your brother turned out to be the secret Hitler. ” She glances at the barren block, the pastel window shutters and curtains lining the neighborhood drawn and dark. The words out of context are... not super if overheard, but it seems like they’re in the clear. “ He’s a good bluff. I thought for sure you were in on it. ” Game night over at the Hardy’s was a good call. After being left alone over the weekend while her parents visited Polly in New York, Betty was thankful she wouldn’t have to spend it all alone. 

“ You didn’t have to walk me home, you know. NICE of you, though. ”  

&  .  ♡    ––––– @flabberworried​ surprise. 

[joneshead]

JOE!   @flabberworried​

“Oh, don’t be shy ...” A teasing tone that sparked a half smirk in the corner of the boy’s mouth, tongue to cheek. There was a glimmer of mischief in his green eyes too. “We’ve all got one. So c’mon. Favourite unsolved murder case -- go.”

  ( STARTER CALL 15.01.20 )

[heworries]

@flabberworried​ said:  “ your mom called! your parents have invited us out to lunch. ”

      “wait --- they did what? god, this is why you have to stop picking up my phone whenever i leave it in the living room, joe.” with a sigh, he properly arrives at their apartment, putting his coat and shoes away and taking his usual seat beside his roommate on their sofa. “at least it’s free food, since they’ll probably insist to pay. and i guess i could finally eat something other than pizza or chinese takeout.” ned just has to say things out loud in order to work through them. stay with him here. “alright, fine. but you need to promise not to embarrass me.”

[wistcrias-arch2]

           ❝ 𝐠𝐞𝐞𝐳. 𝐝𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. you really did almost set a fire in here. ❞ with the chunky locks covering half her face, you almost can’t spy the smirk on her lips. ❝ from one arsonist to another –– you might not want to wear cotton if you’re planning on smoking the place. hope the food was worth it. ❞

❝ SURPRISE : @flabberworried​ . 

[resiilients-old]

even when the water gets deep and dark.

a welcome back present to myself. ft @flabberworried i guess

[danger-archive]

CHARLES?!?!

[petrasplaining-archived-blog]

canon meme 1, 5, 15

canon questions.accepting, @flabberworried

1 : what is the biggest headcanon deviation from the canon material that you have incorporated into the way you write your muse? why did you come up with it?

idk :)) i mostly stick to canon and just build on whatever they provide :))

5 : what is an aspect of your muse’s canon material or canon existence that you never had the opportunity to explore but really want to?

i wouldn’t say i’ve never had the opportunity to explore bc i do have a couple of stuff but i would love love love to write more of pre-series petra especially anything in between playing the violin in the streets of olomouc to when she was married to raf.

15 : what plots/interactions leave you feeling protective of your muse?

when petra doesn’t have her greg my muse gets sad and upset :)

[smartmindedarc]

@flabberworried / starter.

❝ I                guess        you     must     be      my          new                partner,   Joe Hardy                                                      right?  I just want to CLARIFY that the detective position it’s totally unlike the spy one. ❞

[arch-wistcrias]

@flabberworried & @resiilients: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah broadway !!! blah blah broadway !!! AHHH BROADWAY !!!

me: rolls eyes for twelve days 

[heworries]

month two of living at the barn be like

[wistcrias-arch2]

               ❝ 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬. wade tells me you work for ATAC. slammin’ - it’ll be nice have someone on hand that doesn’t trip over his feet every two yards. ron. ❞ she shoots a look over at her best-friend, a look he returns with absolutely no shame. gotta love him. ❝ have you been doing this kinda stuff long? ❞ 

❝ SURPRISE : @flabberworried​ .