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hag-o-hags · 1 year

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I'm sorry I'm so sorry John Darnorniellerierlille, I am a lover of lyricists and bitches who know how to write words to a melody and rip my heart out and stomp on it but GOD BLESS your singing voice physically hurts me and when I am going to make it through this year if it kills me, it's Shearwater announcing it

#tbh i went through the same issue the when i listened to Hamilton but at least that was tempered by the LADEEZ and they boys who can sing #nerd singing trauma #flavor of many inadvisable karaoke okcupid dates #after like ma peche and me were like. interested but not together?#i went to a karaoke night with a guy #and by coincidence his friend from (school??) sang too #FUCK i was there with the wrong boy goddamn #he did idk Darin or Sinatra or something and OOH HE COULD SING #I've gotten off track ma peche won't do karaoke with me because he's an incredible musician and it makes him homisuicidal #THE POINT IS bless you for trying The Mountain Goats I will sight read your music and lyrics instead of listening to yoy

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