#fluffjandro

[fluffjandro]

AleHeather gets married (tax benefits)

But like before that Heather is like "do you want my last name" and he's like "PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASPE"

So then after they get married he's Alejandro Kasuga (Heather has two but Alejandro wanted the cooler sounding one since her other one is a white guy's last name)

and now he won't be called dead donkey anymore

Duncan calls him AK-47 since he thinks it's funny since that's Al's new initials but it is absolutely not and Alejandro is going to hit him with a cinder block one day.

You're like a little idea machine

I hope that day is soon actually

[fluffjandro]

This is supposed to be a reference to the B.B.B.F.F song from mlp (~⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠~)...

If Carlos and José had the rivalry instead of José and Alejandro, everything would be so much better

so much better in the way that José would teach Alejandro how to fly a kite and Carlos would be the kite

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[angstjandro]

Fun fact:since my interpetations of tdi characters are in the same universe as all of my ocs(and my depictions of any characters from fandoms im in lol)my universe has demons and angels and other cool stuff so tylers half human and half angel(and half phantom because of anti tyler) and alejandro is half human half demon(incubus specifically) and half esper. Ik that the trope of an angel and a demon being starcrossed lovers is a cheesy trope but who cares? Its frowned upon when an angel dates a demon and its also frowned upon when a gacha and a phantom are dating. Also alejandro kinda tries to turn into an angel so them and tylers relationship can be accepted. he tries to shapeshift it doesnt work he tried to disguise himself also doesnt work. i hated writing this bc im so used to making aletyler fluff rather than angst but whatever blehhhhhh

"All i really wanna be your devil nobody..."

Kinda inspired by the song devil nobody bc i fucking love stomach book her music is so peak

Im highly convinced that after you read this youre probs gonna be like "ho did you just stab me"

Oh no worries buddy I've done worse to them (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)

I'll make it a point to listen to Stomach Book, and from the looks of the cover, I like it already!!

[emilsgrippers]

Part 2

*insert laughter*

Hello there Emil, your guessing was right, now, let's go through all of the clues

Clue 5 assigned the topic of the 4 clues before it

Clues 1 and 3 were about my pfp, clue 2 my Non-TD interests, and 4 about my username.

Clue 1: 🟫⛏️: as fluffjandro correctly guessed, this was telling you that my pfp was Minecraft (even though I haven't played it in over a year)

Clue 3 (well get back to 2): 🟦+🟩+😷+👨🏿: this was telling you that my pfp was of me, or rather my Minecraft skin(👨🏿) wearing a teal(🟩+🟦) mask(😷)

Clue 2: 🟥🦅🟨🐅🟩🦗: back in December, when you said that you'd look into Kamen Rider (I sent that ask too btw), I reblogged, and recommend a few seasons, but I said my favorite one was OOO, who's main form is based on a red hawk (🟥🦅), a yellow tiger (🟨🐅), and a green grasshopper, (🟩🦗) I could've done a grasshopper and motorcycle for the series in general, because the first ever Kamen Rider was based off of a grasshopper, and almost all Kamen Riders ride motorcycles, but I decided against it

Clue 4: ⚡/🫨: this one I thought was a dead give away, my username is shock (technically schocckk, but that was because shock was already taken), the lightning bolt refers to electrical shock, while the second emoji is the state of mental shock

"So that's all!" I say.

You respond, "okay but what about the others"

"Who?"

"You know, the other guys who've been doing this, what about them?"

"oh, I don't know who they are, they just randomly joined in, but they do seem to follow my command. So uh ... Reveal yourselves?" Nothing happens. "Well I'm out of ideas, TUMB-"

"WAIT!" you yell before I fly off like yapdollar. "Is this the end? will I never see you again?"

"of course not, I'll still be around, reading your posts, and popping in every once in a while to keep the meme massive." "But is there one last thing you can do for me"

"Get a low taper fade?"

"No, watch Kamen Rider OOO, it's peak" "anyways, until text time"

And as I leave we both shout one big

TUMBLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

TUMBLR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fluffjandro]

I don't believe I ever posted this, but Alejandro's first time ever moving was at a zoo

[fluffjandro]

Alejandro's lisp is actually my main source of happiness. It was really bad when he was a kid, but nowadays, it's less prominent.

But its still there

[fluffjandro]

Tyler would be absolutely terrified to go out on a first date with Alejandro. He wouldn’t want to mess up the chance at having a romantic night with someone like him, so he would try and have everything go as perfectly as they could be…but unfortunately, in trying to do so, his stress would actually end up having them go somewhat messily.

Like at dinner, Tyler accidentally causes a scene at the restaurant by spilling a drink on top of the table, even getting a little bit of it on Alejandro. Then, when the two go out for a walk later at the park, Tyler clumsily trips and knocks him and Alejandro both down to the dirt-filled ground. Lastly, while the two were driving to drop Alejandro back home, Tyler’s car ends up running out of gas after he falsely believed that he could easily make the entire drive down over to his house.

That would definitely get Tyler to ultimately break down and admit to Alejandro that he just wanted to impress him and give him a fun night out, not wanting for anything bad to happen during their special occasion…but luckily for Tyler, Alejandro reassures him that he actually was having a fun night out with him! His little mishaps didn’t bother him at all and in fact, they were only strengthening the admiration that he had for Tyler as he could see all the effort and thought that was so carefully put into his decision making. Plus, all of this too had helped make the night even more enjoyable and memorable for Alejandro…as well as increasing the loving feelings that he had for the silly guy he was out on a date with.

So once they got the car back up and running again, the two decided that they wanted to extend their night for a little while longer and drove over to grab some dessert to chow down together. After that, they finally headed over to Alejandro’s house to drop him off, but before they could say their goodbyes at the door, the two set up future plans for them to meet back up again for a follow up date, having Tyler realize that Alejandro really did like him for who he was and saw that he wouldn’t have to try so hard to impress him for the next time. And for that next time, Tyler wanted there to be no guidelines setup for their upcoming event whatsoever, only having one requirement placed for their future time together: to simply have just a lovely time! 💗

The amount of care put into this is rare nowadays, I admire you

[fluffjandro]

Duncan steals nosie cancelling headphones for his buddy Alejandro so Alejandro doesn't get overstimulated

they are red and

they are headphones

Duncan will get arrested

AAAWWWWWW I REALLY LIKE THIS BECAUSE I GET OVERSTIMULATED AND TIC WITH LOUD NOISES

[fluffjandro]

what a dusty blog.

don't worry I'll fix it!

Alejandro finds random things that look valuable and gives them to Heather

Like

..

"Alejandro why are you giving me a shot gun bullet"

"it is gold :3"

Yes yes, thank you Clockenth, my allergies were beginning to act up due to the dust

[fluffjandro]

The time when alejito called sai carlos “dad” he immediately saw it as a win bc in their past lives he was kinda a father figure to ale

Also have this image of past life al ig

I love past life!Alejito hes so smol

I love every drawing you give me buddy

[fluffjandro]

Future Heather owns a fashion business and she makes real cool clothing

you know how there's always random people wearing the same clothing items you're trying to buy online

yea so Heather turns down EVERY application out of SPITE

and also because she pities Alejandro to an extent

Look at him..he looks like a medium cooked marshmallow now

anyways he's the one model for the entire catalog

and the crowd goes wild.

you could even say he became the Tumblr sexyman again after the 2010 stunt with Total Drama,

Aww wait i like this a lot

[fluffjandro]

al was once forced to put on a kasane teto cosplay by jose as a joke bc jose was wearing a mikudayo suit and al secretly likes kasane teto

I find this funny because my girlfriend drew Alejandro cosplaying as Miku and Leafy cosplaying as the leek

[fluffjandro]

Aleharold except Alejandro's in the hospital, unable to move or sleep due to his burns, and the only thing that lulls him to sleep is Harold's overexplaining of pokemon

[fluffjandro]

Alejandro isn't used to affection, whenever it be physical, or gifts. So he's very taken aback when Tyler buys him roses or hugs him.

God, I hate them

My girlfriend drew this

[fluffjandro]

Whenever José spoonfed Alejandro, the spoon always ended up disappearing when José looked away. Suspiciously enough, Jandro was crunching on something real metal-y

[fluffjandro]

Tyler will introduce Alejandro as his friend

Alejandro will contain tears since he doesn't actually know how to keep friends

Tyler doesn't exactly realize it

He thinks Al is friends with the President of Antarctica

Okay but he is friends with the President of Antarctica