#following him around like a lost puppy and popping my gum as he sold his little pirated disney movies

[ratsoh-writes]

Two words: nerf war

Do you mean:

Because that’s what’s going to happen. You put my men in a nerf war and blood and betrayal will happen. I’m not joking.

Anyways this ask is so beautiful that I’m going to do everybody.

Sans: he actually gets really into the war and will last about halfway using his sneak ability until Coffee snipes him down that is.

Papyrus: he joins the jock squad with star, lilac and Jupiter and they all end up rushing the enemy until they inevitably get gunned down together, but what a way to go man

Star: he was the last of the jock squad to go down. Star only lasted so long by deciding to do a fancy midair maneuver that made him evade the first wave of nerf bullets 

Honey: not even two seconds in, and he’s getting pinned down and shot in the forehead by charm.

Red: him and oak team up in order to take out thier brothers first. What they never expected was for edge and willow to team up as well. They suffer a humiliating but very entertaining death

Edge: he was suprisingly the one to suggest that he and willow team up and target red together. Edge knew his brother would aim for him first and wanted to use willow as a secret weapon to snipe red out when he rushed over.

Mal: he, lord and wine all form the betrayal squad where they ended up getting knocked out early on, but have a good time “accidentally” leading the others to the remaining survivors hiding spots lol. They are the most hated in the group

Cash: he was immediately sniped by coffee before cash could even move. There can only be one jokester in this war!!! Cash spends the rest of the game trying to track coffee down despite the other going full stealth mode. He doesn’t care if he’s technically dead, he needs revenge!!

Oak: he was planning to just let someone shoot him on the beginning, but red convinced oak to be his meat shield help him take out edge first. Well look how well that worked out

Willow: he only went along with edge’s plan to betray him at the least second, what willow didn’t expect was for edge to have the same idea. After taking red and a suprised oak out, edge is just one second faster and manages to shoot willow pint blank in the chest.

Charm: he knows like half the group has beef with his perverted a*s, so charm decided to at least take down someone with him. And the guy who happened to be closest was honey lol. Right after honey gets shot, charm is obliterated by a wave of styrofoam bullets from everyone else 

Sugar: he knew everyone had beef with charm, so instead of shooting, sugar booked it as far as he could. Unfortunately he picked the wrong direction and got mowed down by butch.

Lord: he gets peer pressured into joining the betrayal group with mal and wine and spends the rest of the game sulking because they got mowed down by butch early on

Mutt: he spends the whole damn game doing his best to dodge everyone’s assassination attempts so he can get one shot at butch. Just one! Unfortunately mutt got sniped by coffee before he even got close

Wine: he has more fun messing with people as a dead person so wine formed the betrayal squad and set it up so that he, mal and lord all get taken out early on. Now they lead the others to everyone’s hiding spots and spread misinformation. Good times lol

Coffee: he is the snipe master. Coffee is an amazing shot and sneaky as hell. Unfortunately he’s no match for the absolute unit that is butch. Coffee come in second place though and accounts for almost a fith of all the deaths

Pop: he tries to be sneaky and find a good hiding place but was discovered and sold out by wine and mal.

Rythm: one of the many deaths of the first wave of destruction by butch. Rythm takes Pluto and gets a higher vantage point with him so they can watch the show

Pluto: he also got nailed in that first wave by butch and the others. Pluto’s biggest mistake was standing next to charm lol

Jupiter: he was the man behind forming the jock squad. When him, papyrus, star and lilac survived the first wave of ballets, Jupiter immediately recognized butch as the biggest threat and hoped that all four of them rushing him would take him out. Well that went well

Peaches: another victim of the first wave of bullets. Except after seeing snipe go down, peaches just decided to intentionally die with him lol

Rancher: he was another victim of the betrayal squad lol. Rancher is pretty a pretty good shot and found a great hiding place to hunker down in. He would’ve nailed coffee if wine hadn’t popped behind him making him shriek

G: this idiot decided to go straight for the mafia boys and didn’t even make it two steps before getting half a dozen nerf bullets stuck to his face

Green: he’s much much smarter than G. especially since he used his own brother as a meat shield lol. Green managed to take out slim at the exact same time slim hit him with a nerf bullet. It was very dramatic and now they’re besties

Snipe: he literally just drops his gun the second the game started, held out his hands and leg death reclaim him as the bullets started to fly.

Bruiser: he needed someone to blame for his brothers death, so bruiser figured the most logical option was ace. Unfortunately ace was ready for him and used butch as cover leading to bruiser getting gunned down of course

Ace: he narrowly escaped butch and bruiser in the first round and managed to last a long time by using sneak attacks. Unfortunately he eventually gets sniped by coffee 

Slim: in a scene straight out of a western movie, slim and green both shot at the same time and nailed each other in the forehead at the same moment. Double kill

Butch: the big daddy of the gum fight. Butch wins by a landslide. This man is a deadly machine with insane reflexes, great senses, and deadly aim. Not even coffee could hide from him. It also helped that butch could reload in just moments

Boss: the most surprising team up of them all, boss and basil! Those two never shared a word, they just unconsciously decided that this was thier ally. They manage to take out several of the others before eventually getting sold out by the betrayal squad and gunned down by butch

Lilac: he was so happy to be included in the jock squad that lilac wasn’t even mad when he got taken out. He thought the nerf war was insanely fun!

Basil: when boss glanced at him and didn’t immediately shoot, basil knew he could trust this man. He mostly followed boss around like a lost puppy the entire game before getting taken out with him

Rust: after seeing his brother get taken out, rust was a man on a mission. And his goal, take down coffee at all costs. Poor guy didn’t even five minutes before becoming sans one and only victim

Noir: he manages to find a good hiding place and avoids the first wave. Except noir and coffee both picked the same spot. There could only be one and coffee was just a second faster than his best friend lol