#footballisms

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went to munich. nobody prepared me for mannequin thomas (and friends).

[farmersliga]

me, with zero european ancestry, changing national identities every day in accordance with this tournament

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when i catch a glimpse of lewandowski on the bench im like. god. i miss you. i miss being your fan. but you hve gone where i cannot follow (la liga)

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BERGER MY GOAT MY HERO MY QUEEN

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yeah god i have too many emotions like. between marco’s farewell and bayern’s third place and bochum’s relegation plummet and union’s escape from death and streich’s teary interview and köln leaving and darmstadt’s banner for the fans and. yeah. what a matchday. what a league.

[farmersliga]

anyway im gonna be a switzerland superfan

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germany in the bisexual kit playing against hungary of all teams 😌

[farmersliga]

gotta respect jadon doing literally nothing except try to find marco no matter who else has a better look at goal. true ally.

[farmersliga]

this will make it funnier when england loses on pens

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wait omg the players’ jackets have a germany map with an arrow pointing to their birth city? 🥺

[farmersliga]

mad that the one time leverkusen decide to lose, it’s in a european match. where is your league pride why are you only invincible in germany

[farmersliga]

google rly said idk whats gonna happen there bro

[farmersliga]

murder match in las vegas i just know this is gonna be fire and possibly actual arson

[farmersliga]

honestly my favorite part of traveling abroad is getting to say literally anything to my fam in public in our native language knowing ppl dont understand us. and it also makes me grateful that our language in particular is not something people really study unless they have filipino spouses or family lmao

[farmersliga]

dani olmo doing WONDERS for my bundesliga agenda

[farmersliga]

update on the whole staying up until 5 am for spain v italy thing: it is half past 11 and i am already dying