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astraltrickster · 1 year

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In the age of facial recognition becoming increasingly popular for nefarious purposes I find myself constantly torn between "beauty apps are a legitimate cognitohazard" and "it is not only a right but damned near an OBLIGATION to Facetune yourself into the uncanny valley so that hopefully the cops' scanners think humans normally have eyes half the size of their heads"

#tech #internet culture #disclaimer: THIS WILL NOT ACTUALLY WORK #it might have PARTIALLY worked years ago if EVERYONE agreed to it but the ship has sailed #and they use shit like government id databases for individuals more than internet scrapes for the general template of what a face looks lik #that knowledge doesnt stop me from wanting to make a joke instagram account #for people to submit hilariously over-facetuned images of themselves and pretend theyre natural #and i mean HILARIOUSLY #i mean liquify tool your waist to be NONEXISTENT and make your eyes so big they distort your skull #i mean add fantasy features and leave tons of artifacts so no one thinks its even a costume let alone natural #hashtag nomakeup hashtag nofilter #also making your face into someone else's may prevent you from being recognized by other humans potentially #but they may still figure it out by other cues so dont overrely on it for security

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