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scribesynnox · 1 year

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Rereading The Greatest Estate Developer (as one does of course), and I just got to the part where Lloyd surveyed the giant Cremo lobster monster in order to find out what it’s made of and now I’m just wondering.. could he do the same with a human?

The human body is chemically equivalent to a mix of water (35 L), carbon (20 kg), ammonia (4 L), lime (1.5 kg), phosphorus (800 g), salt (250 g), saltpeter (100 g), sulfur (80 g), fluorine (7.5 g), iron (5 g), silicon (3 g) and trace amounts of fifteen other elements.

#my posts #tged #the greatest estate developer #lol I’m hilarious #fma #okay no but for real he could totally survey the human body if he can survey a lobster #…….wait. he can also run simulations. can he also survey a human body and find out what’s wrong with it?#could he simulate a human body to find out the best ways to break it?#probably only physically speaking. he probably can’t do anything about viruses and stuff #(as we’ve seen in the latest chapters. ch 70 or something?)#but like. he could probably spot broken bones or fractured skulls or physical abnormalities in bodies right?#hm.#writing ideas #WAAAAAIT he can TOTALLY look small enough to get to the molecular level!!#if he had more medical knowledge he probably COULD use his survey skills to find out about illness and stuff!!#lol Lloyd the human medical scanner #for the small small cost of 20 gold Lloyd can scan you and tell you what’s wrong with you!!#step right up!!#people get the assurance that they’re healthy #Lloyd gets to be paid to tell people what’s wrong with them #everyone’s morale and productivity goes up!#everyone wins! especially Lloyd who is now richer!!

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