#fr tho hilbert and hugh would have the pettiest arguements online

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Knight I know you’ve already given us lots of Unova Kids headcanons but do you have any more to share? Or headcanons about anyone?

Also just a small stupid headcanon I came up with last night; Iris most definitely got canceled on Twitter (Chatot? Chatotter??) at least once. It was because a video of her making fun of gay people surfaced, she was making fun of Hilbert and Cheren

Mostly Hilbert

She would tho😭😭🤣 she won't make an apology video too, she'd even tag Cheren and Hilbert and go "I'm not wrong, that is my truth" and goes offline for like two years before posting "I'm still not wrong, these two are annoying"

Idk I imagine her posting stuff like "man I wish lesbians are real😔" while adding a picture of Bianca doing field work hahaha then Hilda reposts it with "world cruel, no lesbians near us, only these stupid gay men" with a picture of Hilbert and Cheren. Hilda also got cancelled

These mfers would be so insufferable online tho, Hilbert and Iris especially

Iris posts a pic of her Haxorus and Hilbert reposts w Emboar and Iris just goes "bitch get off my post"

"let me appreciate my pokemon too"

"mfer make your own post💀"

N doesn't know how all this works he posts blurry pics of himself and his pokemon he's like Unova's local cryptid at this point. He posts a blurry ass pic of Zorua and he has a caption of "hckdndk"

Everyone's all "????" Then Hilda reposts with "sorry, Zoru got his phone✌️"

Bianca would have like, an official account tho, verified or smth idk how twitter works, and she's like, posting stuff about pokemon, writing about their origins to live up Juniper's legacy but also adding her own research. Mostly it's just pictures of her pokemon tho hahah I do wanna say she has a private account where she posts pics of her friends and her mons, even the three dragons being all soft and sweet

Cheren also posts random pkmn facts too let's be real, Hilbert would always be the first one to like those posts but he doesn't reposts them telling Cheren "sorry babe, doesn't fit my blog theme"

Look, I believe the twins and Iris are so so so updated with every drama on the pkmn equivalent of twitter, I just know they are, didn't help that Iris was close with Diantha and Diantha has a ton of gossip in regards with famous people too, they would update their lil friend group about all the tea they got and N is so fucking confused please this boy is not made for the internet

Also for real tho, I know at one point Iris posts a group pic of them for the clout and bc she loves her friends and wanted to show em off. One girl reposts it with "who's that guy with the green hair, is he single🤭"

Hilda jokingly responds with "back off, he's my boyfriend"

"aren't you gay?"

"are you assuming his gender?"

N gets a lot of fans tho real, a lot of peeps were messaging Iris who N was and she just responds with "Hilda's cryptid boyfriend" N doesn't even know what's going on anymore please someone tell him why he's a cryptid and he's suddenly Hilda's boyfriend he thought Hilda likes women not men he's so confused man Zorua knows more about socmed than him everyone's so fucking sure it's actually Zorua that's handling N's twt account hahahah