my hatred for totk has many reasons, its like made in a lab for me to hate it and i cannot escape it, that is the worst part of it all and why it wont let me go
(this is even ignoring just how much is wrong with it from a game design perspective, which is alot too, and it too makes me mad bc i care about that as well)
i, unfortunately, care about the timeline, i care about the lore and its consistency, i care about the writing and characters, i like connecting dots that were likely never meant to be connected, and most importantly, I LOVE BOTW- as such, i cannot simply ignore totks existence, as much as i wish i could, botw gets lumped together with totk like they are one game all the time, botw basically ceased to exist as its own game, you cannot look or think about as its own thing, its now always chained to the much worse 'sequel' in a way i dont see it with other game sequels, totk messes with it all, introduces stuff i utterly hate, and i cant escape it, any time i start up botw, i think of totk, everytime botw is brough up, totk will be there, anytime i try to engage with botw content, totk is there, haunting me
i sometimes i wish it did actually kill my love for the zelda franchise bc at least then i could maybe, finally let it go, even if id still be bitter about it, i maybe could let go, but thats not how this kind of obsession works, i cant just choose to not care and move on
its like the worst kind of love hate relationship that keeps chasing me in circles without a chance to rest, and everytime i think it finally slowed down, theres news about it, still, that restart the chase at full speed
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saw characters and their preferred ben and jerry's flavors:
amanda - milk n cookies
hoffman - cherry garcia
lynn - strawberry cheesecake
strahm - americone dream
lawrence - literally vanilla
adam - the tonight dough
john - chunky monkey
i made this list at 4am back in october when the saw obsession was polluting my mind... couldn't fall asleep because i needed to log this data
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doing some research about adam's possible injuries (his arm, shoulder, ankle, immune system, etc.) for an analysis i'll probably post tomorrow. anything i should remember/you guys want included?
update: posted! check my recent :)
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Just saw Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl in theaters for the first time.
Shout out to these two bitches for continuing to prove my bisexuality. May their hold over me never be released.
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Moomin book/comic fan culture is reading interviews with Sophia Jansson and analysis articles about the franchise and its characters/stories and wondering if they've actually read the source material (recently) or are just going off this defanged version of them that the companies are trying to sell in their heads because my goodness how did this purification come to erasing the consistent fact that Moominpappa owns and uses a gun.
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Thinking about that Erestor miniature with his two Noldorin daggers, and naturally, thinking about his combat style.
I don't know any other martial arts that has a form for two daggers other than Kali. Kali is fast and deadly; in fact, it is known for its no bullshit, kill your opponent fast and go approach in fighting, which I think fits the Erestor fanon pretty well.
Also lol, sorry not sorry that my toxic trait is stalking player discussions about these miniatures to get fic ideas out of them. Here are some folks debating whether Erestor can throw his daggers. People who says he absolutely can, you're the real MVP ✋😔
So, Erestor things:
✅ likely can wield sword and bow and arrow, but preferred weapon would be daggers
✅ fighting style is fast and deadly
✅ can throw daggers/knives
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When watching people watch the saw movies love how curious and confused they are when John Kramer finds out who somebody is, bro you could literally look yourself up on the Internet even your address, you can literally just look up where You are and it’ll show up on Google maps literally, John Kramer would use that to his advantage. That’s one way he can find out plus he has accomplices so they gather information for him too. 
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