#frank horrigon

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[legit-frankhorrigan]

Please Mr. Frank Horrigon, I promise I could pay for dinner with the super stimpaks my man-slave makes. You could even saw off his balls if you want :(

HMM..... THAT IS A LITTLE MORE ENTERTAINING THAN A STUFFY DINNER, VERY WELL. THIS IS COMPLETELY OUT OF PITY MIND YOU!

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[aspiringhorrorauthor]

Fallout 2 Companions and Sex Calculation Scores

(Main Post: https://aspiringhorrorauthor.tumblr.com/post/630589737314435072/got-bored-and-calculated-the-sex-value-of-every)

Fallout 2, unlike Fallout 1, features Character Development, but only for certain companions. Meaning some companions improve their sexual prowess over the course of the game.

Overall, Pariah Dog is the worst at sex, scoring 1.57, with Skynet coming second, scoring 3.87. Lenny comes in third at 3.88, but he does improve later on, which means that at the end game, Myron is the third worst at sex, and scores lower than all the cyberdogs. Serves the bastard right.

Sulik scores highest at 8.12, and is the highest, non-fallout 4 companion. At the start of the game, Marcus comes in second at 6.24, and Goris in third at 5.88. However, by the end game, Goris has increased to 7 and swaps places with Marcus. By New Vegas, Marcus has increased to scoring 6.85, but doesn’t overtake OP Goris.

Hilariously, Davin and Miria score very low, at 4.25 and 4.51 respectively, this ranks them below some of the multitude of dogs in the game. Best dog is k-9 at 5.26, then Dogmeat at 4.89 and finally Cyberdog at 4.26.

The companions who improve over the course of the game is Goris, Vic and Lenny.

Each companion and their score in decreasing order:

Rated good:

Sulik=8.12

Endgame Goris=7

Rated Normal:

Marcus=6.24

Endgame Vic= 6.13

Goris= 5.88

Vic=5.38

K-9=5.26

Endgame Lenny=5.13

Cassidy=5

Rated Bad:

Dogmeat=4.89

Miria=4.51

Cyberdog=4.26

Davin=4.25

Myron=4

Lenny=3.88

Skynet=3.87

Rated horrible:

Pariah Dog=1.57

Also, the big bad of the game, Frank Horrigon, scores a 10 due to perfect Special Stats, making him the only one on this list who can become a porn star. Same as Ulysees from New Vegas.

[legit-frankhorrigan]

Dear Mr. Frank Horrigon, what are your bowel movements like in that suit of big armor?

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW WEATHER BOY