#fuck actually the idea of him and beard both being satyrs is. ough

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

im thinkin about clear-sighted trent crimm having a demigod daughter he's terrified for, about adult demigod how-on-earth-did-he-survive-this-long ted lasso (worried for his kid, too, he's not half god but is there too much ted in him, is it safer if ted is literally an ocean away?) meeting this cynical, witty journalist and first realizing he's kinder than he looks (cracking him like an egg in under a day and trent's heart hurts) and then wondering why on earth he apparently has the worst taste in men (trent doesn't want to do this, but it's the only plan he has, finding someone with a horrible enough smell that even the monsters won't find them, and he's terrified because he wants to protect his daughter from the monsters that keep showing up and he is desperate at this point, he's had too many close calls, but actively seeking out someone who will hurt him is kind of fucking worse in some ways--he'd do anything for her but what if this is worse for her, too--but what else can he do, he's a useless old journalist and he can try and fight but what can he fucking do?) and then a monster attacks a press conference or some shit and everyone is screaming and running and ted watches in shock as trent crimm stares at the monster with wide, understanding eyes, and trent watches in shock as ted lasso pulls out a fucking sword.