"Mom, do you remembered when we last cleaned our shower heads?"
"That sounds like a Pepper chore. Or maybe one for Jonah. I can't even reach the shower head, hon."
"But you're taller than Dad-"
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"Dad, don't forget to call over next time you cook, so I can watch and learn how to make it."
"If I have to track you down, you're gonna be chopping veggies."
" . . . don't forget to call Jonah over."
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"Hi, honey - oh, never mind."
"What, no welcome kiss, bro?"
"Not until you've showered."
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"Morning, bro!"
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"What about a nice dinosaur. Jonah, you like dinosaurs, don't you?"
"Yeah, bro, totally. I miss having my own toddler to buy 'em for."
"Ooof, I remember that feeling. When the last one gets ready to leave the nest. I found that little stuffed bunny Del used to love when we were packing and I cried over it for three days."
"I told you you'd ruin the stuffing, Tea."
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"'lo, Unlce Milo!"
"Full? D-did you swim here?"
"I took the rowboat."
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"I always forget how spacious your place is."
"Thanks. It's always good to see you in it, Full."
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"So, what's everyone buying? It's on me, and by me I mean my hot date. Babe, give me your wallet."
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“Bro. Heaven must be missing an angel.”
“Me or the waffles?”
“Okay, two angels.”
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"Hmm. Don't you give me that innocent look, missy."
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"Bros! I win again!"
"Raise a hand if you think she's cheating."
"Rude, Dad."
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“H-hi, Mr. Welsh! Uh, I know I don’t need anyone’s permission to date your daughter, but I swear I’ll do my best to make her happy-”
“I’m very glad to hear it, Dylan-”
“Oh my gosh, just listen to you kissing up to my dad! You total dork.”
“Alice!”
“All right, all right. Sorry, dad. I’ll just leave you two alone.”
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