#fun fact: i've never actually watched nightmare before christmas

[yjhgvf]

Earlier today I was listening to nightmare before christmas songs and thought of Little Trouble, Big Trouble, and your OC Deci singing Kidnap the Sandy Claws and I find that so funny.

Now I'm questioning if the Troublemakers would even believe in Santa.

Like Deci would 100% believe in him after probably hearing about him from some other kids, and I know that he's real in-universe. But Big Trouble and Little Trouble never met him, so do they know that he exists? Do they care about him and the naughty list? Do they like being on the naughty list?

So many questions and all the more reason that we need a reboot

[kyndaris]

Gothic September Moods

So, the strangest thing happened when I went to a Big W (a store akin to Kmart here in Australia) back in September. As I was looking for more Lego to add to my possible collection, I couldn't help but notice certain decorations already out on display. It was so horrifying, I had to express my outrage to a few of my friends in our shared Discord group. I mean, it was only September!

I had wanted someone to come over and slap me to make sure it was all a horrid dream.

No, it wasn't the fact there were pumpkins, skeletons, witches and memorabilia from The Nightmare Before Christmas. In fact, I gladly welcome the infiltration of Halloween to Australia's shores - although I wish it could have arrived when I was a lot younger and could go out trick or treating.

No. It was CHRISTMAS decorations! Who in their right mind would start putting out Christmas decorations in SEPTEMBER? BEFORE EVEN HALLOWEEN HAS COME AND GONE?

It makes no sense!

It's sheer insanity!

And so, to celebrate this horrific event, Game Master and I took the opportunity to go watch a fitting film: The Haunting of Venice starring the likes of Michelle Yeoh and Kenneth Branagh as everyone's favourite Belgium detective (because, as we all know from the previous post, the best and most awesome detective in the world is one Sherlock Holmes).

Initially, of course, Game Master and I had intended to go grab some Lego brick burgers. Unfortunately, there were only available on select weekends. A novelty concept that would have been fun to try but, alas, Game Master works weekends and didn't really have time to spare.

As such, we enacted plan B! Go out and enjoy a night at the movies watching Kenneth Branagh ham it up with his terrible accent (it's debatable if he or Daniel Craig is the worst of the two), and try to solve the murder before movie came to a close.

To my shame, I didn't quite 'solve' it so much as remark how odd that the mother was never truly interrogated as much as the other possible suspects. And the odd push about finding a pot of honey in a linen closet. Truly, such strange details that if I'd bothered to put my thinking cap on would have led me to the actual solution.

In my defence, I was being creeped out by the voices of young girls giggling (which was great sound-mixing by the way because I, initially, didn't think it was from the movie itself but me hearing strange things). So, props to A Haunting in Venice for making even me doubt my own sanity even as I jumped at the occasional predictable jump scare.

Still, even with the movie, Game Master and I did stop by for some quick Japanese food. While I still felt we could have tried a slightly fancier restaurant for some quality grub, Game Master was keen to return to his university roots and go back to an old restaurant that provided some decent food for a fraction of the cost.

While I didn't want to begrudge him something comfortable, we were on a DATE. You would think that we might try something a little bit better than just a $10 meal.

Yes, I know the cost of living sucks, what with high interest rates (and as someone with a mortgage, I feel this terribly), and some sticky inflation, and I shouldn't be complaining but it only hammered home how differing views on a proper night out. It's almost like going out to McDonalds even though the both of us make a semi-livable wage.

We aren't poor broke students anymore. We can afford to treat ourselves a little!

But that may be because I wanted to try out some desserts from DOPA.

What can I say? I've a sweet tooth.

After the film was over, Game Master and I chatted for a while as we waited for my train. Given that it was a Thursday and a few of the shops were still open, we checked out a few toys and Game Master (much like the second date) bought himself a Gacha toy. Whether or not he considers it a souvenir of our time together is a mystery. What I do know is that he very much likes to collect quite a few featuring cats.

And so, my third date with Game Master came to an end.

Was it a good one?

It was decent. We didn't end up getting dessert (which I would have preferred) but I still enjoyed my time as we chatted about the economy. I provided a few solid ideas to Game Master on possible social media promotion for his workplace and he also ran through a few of his hopes for his future career.

But the real question, of course, is whether I can see a relationship between the two of us. And I feel like the answer is a no? We could be friends but I don't really feel anything romantic would sprout.

Who knows. Maybe I need to give it some time.

After all, they do say it takes 200 hours of regular contact to make a stranger into a good friend. So, maybe that's just it.

As I've said before, I'm not someone that would readily jump someone's bones. And the thought that I'm out here, looking for love, only makes the search harder and more fraught.

Still, on the plus side, I gave Game Master a new franchise to love: The Hercule Poirot films. He'd only ever heard of them before but he seems to have fallen in love with the whodunnit formula. So, yay for introducing a fellow to the art of deduction?

On a completely unrelated note, I CUT MY HAIR! I paid $70 and now my long hair is GONE!

It's now short! And I've got to get used to that fact! Even as I keep doing things that would make sense for a person with long hair, like trying to pull it out when I slip on a shirt or whipping my head forward so I can dry my long locks (which no longer exist!).

Dear readers, pray for this humble blogger as she mourns for her long lost hair.

That is all. That is the only real reason you should ever read this blog. Gaming? Psh. Dating life? Boorrring! Hair shenanigans. Yes. That's exactly what I know you guys are here for!

[popculturebuffet]

Christmas In July Finale: Mickey Rooney's Crazy Pills Present: Silent Night Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker: A Rope of Sand (Comission for Cory Bryant)

Hello all you people ane welcome to the finale of christmas in july where we have a special present for you

This time he's supposed to be here. Yes folks to close out this festival of lovely holiday entertainment... my good friend Cory is having me review that time Mickey Rooney got hammered and made a movie where his puppet son kills people then dry humps a woman while telling her "I Love you mommy, I love you mommy" while naked and resembling a ken doll because MickeY Rooney apparently didn't know how to make a penis

Yes this is a film that sounds way more intresting than it is, mixing some creative and bloody toy kills.. with a lot of padding: THRILL as our leading lady tries to get her traumatized son to talk two weeks after what he thought was his dad was choked to death by a santa ball that slammed him onto a fire poker. SHUDDER as we get an overly long sex scene and I pray for death btu death won't come. WONDER if Mickey Rooney is actually drinking Jack Daniels. CHECK YOUR WATCH IF YOU HAVE ONE as our leading man... stalks around, acts kinda creepy and is a red herring despite it being pretty clear it's either mickey rooney or his puppet son from the first 20 minutes.

Silent Night Deadly Night 5 is a weird film that's at the same time way more boring in parts than it has a right to be, trying to build up tension and care for our cast but instead leaving you wanting to

Let's begin under the cut as we answer that question and more you never had as I finish the last review before vacation. The only thing standing between me and my vacation is Mickey Rooney and his robot son so let's do this.

So you might be wondering why i'm covering the 5th film in a series I haven't touched. Well for one like Nightmare on elm Street 2 last month, it's a standalone: Silent Night Deadly Night 4 and 5 are standalone films given the title because sequels = profit in video store terms. The first film had santa shock value the second had

The third .. er exists, and this film, the only one of the five i've seen adn it's predecessor had good ole Brian Yuzna. Brian Yuzna is a horror legend, known for directing the gooey orgy that is Society, the dentist duology and the two reanimator sequels. These films were done mostly for the money, but it's clear he put some effort in and thus their more fun than they should be.

It was helped by another horror legend, Screaming Mad George. Yes that's his title and yes he lives up to it. He did the effects for most of Yuzna's films, along with Nightmare on elm Street 3, Nightmare On Elm Street 4, and Freaked which i'm bound by law to mention as Cory really likes it and I have not seen it.

Yuzna's effects are good, wether he has a decent budget like Soceity (another film I need to see), or a paperclip and a piece of string as with this film. Despite the thin budget Yuzna gets some REALLY graete kills out of this film: We see a santa choke a man onto a fire poker

A toy plane pull out fucking buzzsaws, a toy superhero blow shit up constantly, and a toy hand choke a man while a toy snake forces his lover ot help choke him. Whent his film has kills, it has kills for days.

Unfortunately the bulk.. isn't that intresting. It has a good SETUP but simply not the acting talent nor the fucks to give to pull it off. The film starts with a boy named derek who gets a mystery present only to get berated by his dad, who he just saw rail his mom and who wears a gold chain while having sex because he classy. He dies horribly by santa nad fire poker as discussed.

This leaves poor derek traumatized, refusing to sleep in his room or speak. His mom is.. less than sympathetic. While you do at least get the sense she cares she wants him okay NOW dammit.. despite the fact it's been TWO WEEKS since she saw his father die and has given him zero therapy.

TWO WEEKS

That is not enough time to build a wrestling angle much less help a child greive. I get she dosne'tk now santa ball murder him though I have to ask

I mean did the cops not at least look at the santa ball or she at least think he tripped on it? It didn't slither away far as I could see, the toy was right there. And even if it wasn't she never questioned why her husband fell on a fire poker or thought "Gee him impaling himself somehow really startled little derek". She also fails to pick up his trauma buttons: he's scared to go to Peto's where the toy came from and around toys in general and tends to act like he's having a tantrum instead of deep seated trauma. It's hard to invest in her worry over her son when it's less "Oh god what has happened to my boy" and more "When can he stop being traumtized so we can move on". I get she didn't like her husband, and he seemed like a real dick, but Derek clearly still feels bad he died.

So most of the film is her trying to cheer him up with santa and petos. And yes Petos sounds exactly like what your sounding out and is exactly as awkard as it sounds. It's because his son is called peno who he turns out in the climax to have built because his son died when his wife died of a miscarriage. Get it PINO. PETO.

Pino is also a name. Pino is mildly offputting but seems harmless while Peto is an absolute dick to him, raving at the boy while drinking constantly. While the abuse is acting, the drinking seems entirely real and was likely part of Rooney's contract. Their whole vibe is just Peto shouting abuse while Pino is awkard and weird because, as it turns out he's a robot and Peto couldn't help him become a real boy. Or build him a penis. And look It's weird to talk abou ta pinocchio stand in's lack of johnson but the film outright has Pino point it out and say outright Mickey Rooney cannot build a real dick for a real boy. Just as an assurance i'm not on jack , my give a fucks are already on vacation ahead of me.

So while Mickey Rooney is overly abusive, his rage is justified as it turns out later Pino has been modifying his toys to murder people.. something MickeY Rooney did in the past after his wife died in a murder rage and he taught Pino to do because that ended up working out well. I mean he's still a dick but I get him being mad Pino is murdering people and breaking into houses. Oh yeah he breaks into their house and then hides in the closet, is found and runs out awkwardly.

With our leading lady only not calling the cops because Mickey rooney spins her a tale about having lived in their house... though later evidence suggests Pino is just a creep. We'll circle back to that.

The bulk of the film is what the film thinks is building tension.. but is really just slow scenes. Mostly from Noah. Noah is Derek's Mom's ex and Danny's REAL father, who she never told him about because gold chain man gave her security. Noah is heavily creepy, showing up to talk to just derek, playing santa which while his job he swaps with Clint Howard who died last film but is immortal and thus is in this one, so he can visit his son. Sarah runs away.. but later he corners her in a dark parking garage then once she figures out he's not the serial killer he acts like they fuck and reconcile leading to the climax. And several offscreen climaxes.

Before that though danny also shows he's a bit of a piece of shit as to get his landlord off his back while he investigates Peto, having found out his backstory I already told yas, he gives the guy at his hotel trying to throw him out a toy.. which kills him. I mean the kill is neat: the toy is a goofy antillion.. that burrows through his fucking brain and out his eye. I told you the effects were good.

The problem is ther'es good kills.. but not much else. And i'm a horror fan who prefers films with a bit more to them. A good kill is nice, and can save a film, but if a film's not either geninely good enough to carry the rest of it or goofy as shit enough to make me laugh during the other parts, it dosen't work and really most of the family drama is just there. About 2/3 of this film are just a boring woman being mean to her kid and a broing man investigating toys while neither show any signs of a personality.

When the film hits it hits: One of Danny's friends finds a present he throws away, and gets murdered goofily on rocket skates.. well amost murdered he ends up in a cast because this flim will kill gold chained men, hotel owners and mickey rooney, but will not kill a child.

Look if your going to have a film about murderous toys, you need to follow thorugh.

We do get great stuff with Pino and Peto. Brian Bremer is fucking great as PIno, getting that "trying to be human but failing the turing test with flying colors" feel beautifully and Mickey Rooney is half assing it in a hilarous enough way for it to be good. This cumilates in the two later having a fucking fight, with Pino screaming and Rooney scremaing and BREAKING A BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS OVER HIS HEAD. IT's so amazingly melodramatic and goofy. The film needed more of this. And more Clint Howard.

The final act though.. is pretty great. While the above garage stuff happens, Pino, having finished his father off screen, dons his face so we get santa mickey rooney murdering people. He leaves a shit ton of toys int he bedroom of Derek's baby sitters, who fuck for about 20 years off my life and OH NO A HAND HAS JOINDA ND GET IT THEY THINK EACH OTHER ARE DOING HAND STUFF BUT IT'S THE HAND DOING HAND STUFF. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thankfully they die horribly and awesomely.. wellt he boyfriend does, his girlfriend just gets caked in blood and is left to be taken care of by the hero of the last film, which I know because I looked things up. I do research.

So we get a climax as Sarah looks for Derek, lead man whose name I forgot loooks for sarah and derek but gets acidic jiz sprayedin his face. We get the reveal santa mickey rooney is actually pino and pino has no dick, and kidnapped derek to murder hima nd replace him.. and then procedes to dry hump sarah while saying I LOVE YOU MOMMY I LOVE YOU MOMMY

It's hilarous as it is GAH. Thankfully she escapes, he tries to play stab the kid but Derek fucking jumps on his back like Rambo taught him. No really he watches rambo and the force for freedom at some point because someone genuinely thought what GI JOe needed was more ptsd from NAM.. which.. it did so.. good job.

Thankfully male lead comes in awith a fucking axe, Derek can talk again and has met his real father and Sarah finished off pino. Id o like the final line of "it's only a toy mommy".. and the hint at as equel that didn't come as Yuzna and George had other things to do. God imagine the possiblities.. and the dry humping.

So this film.. is eh. It's worth a watch for the climax alone, but reviews like the one dead meat did gave me high expectations, with me remembering more the I LOVE YOU MOMMY of it all and not the fact most of this film just sorta happens. For your own santity fast forward if your bored, watch the carnage and have your self a merry july on tubi. The good parts are worth it, even if I wouldn't consider this high tier so bad it's good. But I respect the effort, the batshit insanity and the effects. It dosen't have ENOUGH but it has JUST enough for at least one watch. Merry christmas in july, thanks for reading and see you when I get back

[moon--vixen]

Glimwood diaries

December 23rd, 2020

with toy day right around the corner I decided to wear something extra fun today.

I found the square full of smiling faces and warm drinks. I would have loved to sit with them and enjoy my own warm treat, but there was still work to be done.

but, at least with working today, that means I can get a certain someone back on his feet and home in time for toy day.

and speaking of, while I was gathering his sandy little parts,

I finally got one of the last two DIY cards I needed!

I spent most of the day cleaning out the flowers again,

and hunting down more balloons.

and finally, I got the very last one! I don’t have to worry about them anymore!

so I headed home and got to work!

I have no idea where I’m even gonna put yet another tree, but I made some anyway!

the wallpaper I set up in the basement sure looks great though. really brightens up the place.

I nearly forgot to make today’s snowman too, but I got that all squared away without too much effort. well, any more than usual lol

but I think I’m going to reward myself by turning in early,

and settling in for a movie with a warm drink of my own.

now all I have to do is decide, Rise Of The Guardians, or Nightmare Before Toy Day?

[killerqueenjoy]

99 Question Tag

okay okay I know i got tagged to do this like a month ago on my main blog by @santonicababy iM SORRY LIN ILY BUT THIS WAS SO DAMN LONG

1) DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED

I sleep in the room where everybodies closets are and they all gotta be closed goddamn do you know how spooky it is to even have one open during the night

2) DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS

my parents do, but alas I don't use them in case they have silicones or sulphates in them because I got a whole lotta curls to protect

3)DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT?

if this refers to the sheet protecting the mattress, then my answer is in because how the fuck would you be able to sleep with that moving around???

4) HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE

NO SORRY IM BORING

5)DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST IT NOTES

heck yeah, but for random shit

6) DO YOU EVER CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM

nee my parents are fancy fuckers who use the coupons on their phone (our local supermarket has a damn app skskksksk)

7) WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES

a bear because its one giant son of a bitch and not millions of tiny motherfuckers and also I've never been stung by a bee and intend to keep it that way because majority of my family seem to be allergic

8) DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES

nope! I have a couple beauty spots on my hands and face but thats kinda it

9) DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES

not really but if I've been told to smile then its 200% dead inside

10) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE

i find many things annoying

11)DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK

only when i go up and down stairs, but i also try to make sure i step with each foot equally (if that makes sense) and i step on only certain colour tiles when im bored

12) HAVE YOU EVER PEED IN THE WOODS

the real question is have i ever been in the woods? both answers are no

13) HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS

refer to question 12

14)ummmm idk what this question is meant to be curse you Lin

15)DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS

nope, the idea weirds me out

16) HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK

none, this week and in general

17) WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED

one person and a long yet smol doggo size

18) WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK

Eddie from the Rocky Horror Picture Show has been stuck in my head for the whole week so yeah i guess that

19)IS IT OKAY FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK

HeLL YEAH DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN RAMI MALEK IN PINK

SKSKSKSKS END MY LIFE

but yeah, anyone can wear anything they want to wear (although a suit made out of meat might not be wise)

20) DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS

dudeeeee scooby doo and tom and jerry are my jam I watch them on the regular (among other things)

21)WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE MOVIE

uhhm idkkkkk I tend to repress bad movies sksksk

22)WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME

idk shove it in the closet ig at least it will be hidden behind my sexuality

23)WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER

I usually only drink before or after but ig water??? cooldrink if I'm in a restaurant

24)WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN

depends on the nug

25)WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD

How dare you assume i only have one favourite

tbh it depends cos i love pizza and pasta and stuff but then i cannot live with my granny's curries ksksmks

26) WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE

borhap, sing street, rhps, the natm movies, the harry potter movies, any mcu movies

27)LAST PERSON YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU

ahhahahahahahha bold of you to assume anyone wants to do that

28) WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT

nope but I was a catrobat which is basically my preschools acrobatics team that was actually really terrible

29)WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE

nahh m8

30) WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER

this week for a transactional task at school (It was in Afrikaans and I got a C skskskks)

31)CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL IN A CAR

omg no

32)EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET

not old enough to drive!

33)EVER RAN OUT OF GAS

my parents never have for as long as i can remember

34)WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE KINDA SANDWHICH

cheese because I am actually John Deacon

35)BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST

MUFFINS!!!!

36)WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME

school nights its 11pm otherwise i dont have one lol

37)ARE YOU LAZY

YES BUT MY LAZINESS MAKES ME ANXIOUS OOF

38)WHEN YOU WERE A KID WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN

we dont celebrate that here but i rly want to it seems fun!

39)WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN

Ram, which is really cool because im an Aries, so I'm sheep squared

40)HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK

English, Afrikaans (at a basic highschool level), I could speak very vERY basic isiZulu when I was younger but I'm not sure about now, I know a bit of French and Telugu, and I'm gonna start learning Hindi soon!!

41) DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS

nee

42) WHICH ARE BETTER, LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS

i didn't play much with legos and i have no idea what the second one is rip

43)ARE YOU STUBBORN

to an extent

44)WHO IS BETTER, LENO OR LETTERMAN

I kept reading Leno as Lenin ffs

45)EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS

I watch them occasionally with my granny, but I don't keep up with them very well (Kasamh Se is my shit tho)

46)ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS

no, im afraid of falling in general tho

47) DO YOU SING IN THE CAR

My dad and I bop frequently to Never Gonna Give You Up in the car, and also classic bollywood songs (we have even learnt the choreography for some)

48)DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER

i perform

49) DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR

well theres not exactly much space

50)EVER USED A GUN

nope

51)LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER

not sure

52)DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY

most are but thats why i like them

53) IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL

we don't celebrate because we're not Christian (we still eat a lot and exchange presents tho), but it can get stressful if we have to visit extended family, mostly because my extended family loves to insult everything about me so thats great!

54)EVER EAT A PIEROGI

not i good sir

55) FAVOURITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE

never had one, it doesnt appeal to me

56) OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID

a vet

57)DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS

i am a ghost

58)EVER HAD A DEJA-VU FEELING

not that i remember

59)DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY

yes, I take a multi vitamin, a vitamin D pill because I'm vitamin D deficient, and im not sure if this is a vitamin or not but i take evening primrose oil so that im not outwardly a bitch due to pms

60)DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS

i wear slipper socks, because my doggo got jealous of my doggie slippers and murdered them in cold blood

61)DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE

i have one and rarely use it because i forget it exists

62)WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED

a random shirt and pants, though ive been known to kick pants off (ive been doing that since birth), occasionally i manage to get the matching pj set

63)WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT

ive unfortunately never been to a concert before

64)WALMART TARGET OR KMART

ive never seen any of these stores in my country

65)NIKE OR ADIDAS

i own neither

66) CHEETOS OR FRITOS

neither

67)PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS

Peanuts because thats my doggos name!

68) EVER HEARD OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN

no sorry

69)EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS

i went to a bhangra class for about a year, and we performed for our parents at the end of that year (i was in one of the few groups that didnt have to dance in lehengas thank goodness)

70)IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE

YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING

probably something creative, but I don't mind as long as they're happy with what they're doing and its not harming others!

71)CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE

yep

72)EVER WON A SPELLING BEE

never entered one, having to spell out loud makes me anxious

73)HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY

i think so

74)OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS

nope

75)OWN A RECORD PLAYER

i wish

76)DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE

my granny burns incense while I'm at school because my mom and i both get really sick when its just been lit and the smell is strong. Going to the temple is a damn nightmare because of it

77)EVER BEEN IN LOVE

no, too busy fangirling

78)WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT

oof a long list

Queen, Twenty One Pilots, Waterparks, Frank Iero and the Future Violents (ffs fronk stop changin the name), Panic! at the Disco...to name a few

79)WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW

refer to question 63

80)HOT TEA OR COLD TEA

both

81)TEA OR COFFEE

coffee

82)SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES

sugar cookies

83)CAN YOU SWIM WELL

i wouldn't drown, but im no professional either

84)CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE

im doing it right now

85)ARE YOU PATIENT

eh

86)DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING

I've only ever been to Hindi,Tamil and Telugu weddings and lemme tell you 90% of the time bands flop at those weddings because they can't sing the classics without failing miserably, so DJs are generally better. However, in that case, if a band can perform those songs, then I'd prefer a band ig

87)EVER WON A CONTEST

yep, a couple of reading contests

88)HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY

nope, not planning on it

89)WHICH ARE BETTER, BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES

dont like olives rip

90)CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET

i can knit!

in fact, my friends and i are so cool that we're in our schools knitting club (which besides myself, @grandfunnyemopainter and @imjustabruh , only has 2 other members)

91)BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE

lounge or study/library

92)DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED

i guess, its not on my goal list tho

93)IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED

no

94)WHO WAS YOUR HIGHSCHOOL CRUSH

currently in highschool, and in love with the borhap cast, sebastian stan, stephanie beatriz and band members (theres more but yeah)

95)DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY

nope, i have only two ways to deal, be a total pushover or a total bitch

96)DO YOU HAVE KIDS

nope

97)DO YOU WANT KIDS

kind of undecided, but i do want more pets

98)WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR

Dark Blue

99)DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW

my dog, shes been ignoring me for about four hours now because I stayed at school for an extra hour (for knitting club!)

@softspaceboibrian @roger-taylor-owns-my-wigg @im-inlovewithmycar do it cowards