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eorzeashan · 9 months

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Thoughts incoherent cuz it's too early for me still but hc that during Onslaught + Echoes Eight returns to the Empire but mostly to manage Jadus' financials and other garbage that he can't take care of all the way over in solitude, so he just returns to tend to his property and other shit, all the while playing the role of bereaved widower whose husband hasn't come back from the war so he can pretend he's too melancholic and aggrieved to get involved in current conflicts (liar). This of course, makes a lot of Sith fall for it bc when he starts swiping at his tears it gets really awkward, and it's a bad look if you ask someone's weeping spouse to fight for you instead when they're wailing about how they feel so unsafe and alone and they're just a weak little officer who needs a big strong Sith to protect them yet they will wait an eternity for Lord Jadus to return and oh woe.

The minute they leave, he drops the act.

#swtor #ooc #jadorre #freeloading maleWIFE!!!#nosta tactics of may or may i not have killed my husband #it's very effective since the sith are like such loyalty and devotion...many officers should bootlick like you #and it does resonate as a story with the Council since there's a lot of widowers after zakuul #he still calls them idiots when they turn around tho LMAO #only downside to this is some sith take it as an odyssey situation and start being like you must be so lonely in that big house by yourself #(give me your hand in marriage and all of jadus' stuff)#and then he has to act all bashful and say something cheesy like lord jadus will surely return #other downsides include the remnants of jadus' devotees finding him and trying to kiss the ground on he walks on #bc OH JOY the master's hand has returned to us this is a sign and then they ask every 5 secs if he needs them to serve in any way #desperate for guidance as they are and he's like no. leave. go away #and they moan and go oh the master's bride is so cruel and they come back and do it again 3 secs later #eventually he gave up on kicking them out bc they're too persistent so now he's accidentally running Jadus' cult too #they've started making scripture about him. he's tried throwing it in the fireplace #fun hours in jadus' haunted fuck castle with his cultists!

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