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[mxrmaid-poet]

[typekiku]

thoughts on TYPE MOON stuff

well these are my the type moon stuff i have read or watched or whatever so far. this is my opinion only so its inherently correct argue with the wall or touch grass as the youth say SO here it goes drum roll

FATE EXTRA

boring as shit. no joke im sorry its just booty cheeks but of the not sexy kind. its beyond mid its so mid i cant even act like i enjoyed it. it has an interesting concept and world sure but everything else is doo doo butter.

only good part is nero being hot asf and ig whatever servant there is because i only used nero (lmao i aint playing it all over again) she was funny at times

see shes hilarious at times... im sure CCC will change my mind... right? it has sakura what am i saying its PEAK

also fuck them for including arcueid in this crap

GARDEN OF SINNERS

i honestly dont have much to say about this one it never really clicked with me nor did i ever feel anything about it... BESIDES TOUKO

TOUKO IS SO HOT OMG

clears throat

that aside yea i genuinely dont have any opinion on this series of movies good or bad besides movies 3 and 5 which were my favorites

maybe i need to rewatch em one day and really try to get into it

FATE STRANGE FAKE

my favorite spin off in the whole fate franchise. it has some of my absolute favorite characters and GIL like what else would one even want in life amirite

some of my favorites are:

Richard: the absolute goat and one of my fav servants ever

Enkidu: i want a spinoff of gil and enkidu... is that so hard to ask??

Flat: my son

Jack: my uhhh child ig

alcides: the closest we will get to archer herc but just pure cool regardless

hansa: cyborg priest. nothing gets cooler then that

and many more im already too ti- FILIA - red to mention

i've only read up to volume 7 so i gotta get to reading the rest soon

its just pure chaos and is fun while doing so despite being slow as shit

FATE GRAND ORDER

ok this is the most complicated series here in a way since its so incredibly mixed.

there are some of the highest peaks in fate and then some of the lowest lows so lets see

Highest peaks:

babylonia

Camelot

lb5 (YES olympus and atlantis im tired of acting like olympus isnt peak NO heian kyo its mid)

LB6

the rest of the lostbelts are good but not that good

goetia is an incredible villain

lowest lows:

first five singularities

solomon im sorry the stuff with goetia was peak but the rest was average

gameplay

gacha

serious lack of male summer servants like cmon i wanna see them abs

overall fgo is alright but some parts of it is straight up incredible HOWEVER all of it is seriously held back by being a gacha mobile game and has to work around that limitation

also it has barghest whom i absolutely adore

also fuck fgo for forgetting medea...

WITCH ON THE HOLY NIGHT

now this is peak. the most gorgeous tm work by far i have to say its simply an incredible read all around. even tsukire did not look or work or sound as good as mahoyo did even tho it came out almost ten(?) years after

on the story front i loved it too with a special shoutout to soujuuro being one of my favorite characters in TM (i say this often not my fault type moon keeps releasing bangers)

however mahoyo has two issues for me:

the story is clearly incomplete: i dont mean its just nonsense or whatever but when nasu said its the first of a trilogy you can just feel that in the story with alot of things being left in the air. this wouldnt be an issue really if mahoyo 2 wasnt basically dead....

i didnt vibe with the slice of life scenes as much as i usually do in nasu works: this isnt a flaw in the story more so i just didnt like em idk how else to word that

mahoyo is a great read however and i highly highly recommend you read it or else

it also has touko enough said

TSUKIHIME (original version)

Greatest of all time. Zenith of the medium. Hallmark of media. Gold standard of storytelling. Apogee of creativity. Vertex of invention. Crest of ingenuity. Acme of imagination. Pinnacle of innovation. Epic of epics. Legend among legends. Peak fiction

ok fr tho its actually incredible and you should read it right the fuck now

all of the characters are simply chefs kiss. while the visual novel is incredibly dated and the art is even worse you have to understand this is nasu and takeuchis first ever visual novel made on a barely existing budget.

boy do they make up for that.

the vn is split into two with a near side and far side.

while the near side is really good with arcueid and ciels route (ignore how ciel was actually really fucked over even in her own route its laughable and my girl deserved better) the far side is so much more better and really is where the soul of tsukihime and shiki the main character lies

i cba to review it properly besides saying PLEASE READ IT RN or ill cry and you dont wanna see that do you....

heres my ranking of the routes btw best to worse:

hisui

kohaku

akiha

arcueid

ciel

shoutout to satsuki you finally are gonna get the route you deserved

KAGETSU TOHYA

um it has some cool lore and some really good short stories and... yea thats about it...

dont have much else to add...

play it with a guide because the structure of the game is abysmal

FATE STAY NIGHT

what is there to be said about such a masterpiece? what else could be written about fsn that hasnt been written before? i am but an ant in the shadow of the giant that is FSN only seeking some crumbs to feed and live off of. idk what that means but it sounds cool.

FSN is simply tms best work all around. while i prefer tsuki over it and find the tsuki side of TM more interesting FSN overall is much stronger on most fronts but especially its main characters

Shirou emiya is simply the goat nothing else to be said tbh

heres my ranking of the routes:

issei route

heavens feel

ubw

fate

FATE ROUTE MUST BE REANIMATED RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SABER DESERVES TO HAVE A PROPER ADAPTATION RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

we need more medea and kuzuki holy shit are they cute

FATE HOLLOW ATARAXIA

thank you type moon for making a good kagetsu tohya. its actually impressive just how much better this is then KT like seriously what the fuck did they take to drop this banger of a vn

KT had such shit comedy i didnt even giggle throughout it but THIS

THIS is a emotional rollercoaster of a whole different kind.

introducing the third (arc and medea are first and second) love of my life Bazett and angra we go through an incredible main story intermingled with hilarious and wholesome slice of life scenes that never overstay their welcome

this vn completely changed my opinion on some characters especially illya who went from someone i was kinda 50/50 on to adoring her overall

ALSO MEDEA SCENES YES I WON MOTHERFUCKERS I WO- huh? whats that? fgo basically replaced her with medea lily?

one hour of sobbing later

if you have read fsn and not FHA then i must ask you.. wtf is wrong with you psycho? you like missing out on good things? that wouldnt be me is all im saying

read it.

(in case you're wondering yes there is someone i deliberately didnt mention because my opinion on them is too complicated)

TSUKIHIME REMAKE

im not a fan of remaking classics on the level of tsuki. with all its flaws i still find the original to be good enough to not need a remake...

UNTIL I READ THE REMAKE

this is how you do it folks. the story was elevated on nearly every level and if it was the complete story id say its the best ever in existence ever forever fr. its just that good.

there are three things i really want to point out:

while maybe goin overboard i really liked the buffs all the characters received and in general the whole worldbuilding is so much better now with idea bloods and principles and vampire hierarchies and arcueid inflation scenes (heh) its just epic

ciel got a so much better route that actually feels like a ciel route and not just arcueid route 2 electric bugaloo (and getting fucking cucked)

noel is peak

this is peak type moon and when red garden comes out it will be even BETTER especially with satsuki route because satsuki deserves it

there are some other short stories i havent mentioned like garden of avalon, notes, MAGNITUNING (look it up you wont regret it) its all great and worth the time of reading

eventually i wanna play CCC and read some other stuff like maybe prillya DDD, fgo jp like lb7 traum and whatnot

i just wrote this for fun so dont really take anything i say seriously except for the teeny little part where im inherently correct.

uh if you are reading like or share or whatever tf it was idk

ciao

[fandoms-live]

anne ep 6 my thoughts while watching

ahh the beginnings lol bash first good impression but winnies parents ugh baby delphine so cute bash knitting?? yes easy to be with - easy way out gilbert caring so much about his outit josies mom helping her aww thats goals but focus on boys isnt so much cute what is that cake oh jk its perfect aw my baby anne caught feels for gil :( too bad he doesnt feel back what happened to the whole dance scene ok gil plus daffodils is so cute radish is spectacular hehe at least he waves to her but :(((( no winnieeee ruining everythinggggggg since when do you care??? hahahaha but she does galloped out of the pages of a novel splendid chin diana lending dresses aw so sweet cufflinks i dread that scene walking you home aw jerry could it be true? just very confusing feelings - omg i love the veil reference bennet and darcy hands touching!?!?!?!??!?! eyes were ruby observed gazing aww this is so beautiful crush but she never answered ugh matthew fixing his hair who is he trying to impress lmfao love the acting can never say it enough the radish lolol might as well call to the end likes to loves wowowo love out of a friendship good question romance spoils friendship she looks so pretty all the great stories about unrequited love the baby horse is so cute aw offer as a suitor - he has SM TO OFFER i love bash i love this whole fair scene oml cakes can be sensible? numbers as good omens cute wild horses couldnt stop me her awe at everything is so cute fortune teller >> totally fits annes vibe frauds are a big sad tho love how anne didn't pay her tho i want good answers annie lol aw frauds rip baby delly is so cute and i love the girls fangirling over her aw i iwish anne werent so oblivious AWW MY HEART IS IN PIECES NO ANNE MY BABY at least she wasnt led on for long tho shes really quite an exceptional person i love that i want a lynde relationship that shit is wholesome asf yee ms stacy thank you for winning this is for my girl awwwweeee awe she's back from college!!!! yay andrews the elder yay marilla won YES JERRY my boyyy billy tryna impress her lol utter domination aww lol but the other kids are like lmao what diana and jerry sneaking off aww thats so cute the gloves so iconic but i hope she doesn't get her heart broken someone deserves happiness here at least OMG THEY KISSED on the lips holy fuck i.did.not.expect.that go diana so forward my love dont shit on queens groundbreaking immunology research - the sorbonne good parents but still that was odd from nigel yay but theyre doing well rose such a nice last name im glad gil introduced his smile is so sweet winnie and anne meeting uh oh haha anne exposed fraud yeet ah i hope she doesnt miss the cake comp this bitch is like wha i wouldve settled for one me too girl awwwwww the baby 27:00 classmate and family friend false them arm in arm is so cute i want that but ahhhhh ostentatious my ass i hope so wins so bad oh no oh no oh no oh no yay gil for going after her yay the HEARTS IN THE BACKGROUND mary wouldve found that really funny i love how he said that to comfort her aww anne my baby is so sad aw matthew didn't win either... :((( im so sad now uhh aw i hope he doesnt get shit on thanks jack for the tips but dont shit on my child badge of honor i love that far from a prize winning day in every regard aw BUT DIANA AND JERRY kissing hand to kissing mouth so coute literally going to hell in a handbasket THATS JUST WHAT WE WERE DISCUSSING LMFAO but the liniment thing was funny hehe im not unlucky - most unusual  I LOVE THAT still not over diana kissing jerry oml but i hope her parents don't find out that ship was so good issa tethered balloon but thats so cool in the 1900s look down haha theyre about to get heart attacks was that charlie that idiot oh jk its not but prince edward island pretty hello world where they gonna land lol i love how happy they are in this scene square dancing aww moody thats who it was in that pic dancing winnie and gil no its supposed to be anne right??? who even is winnie sets of 6 that was in class the other day aw where gil tho diana and anne i love their friendship so much luv theyre all so happy aww gil in the middle rip annes heart aww no chemistry anymore what how did this happen josie and the beginning whats happen gil secret sweeheart? PRISSY THATS HER NAME josie sneaking out lol moody and ruby aww josie and billy aww this seems kinda sweet but he said pretty jk thats sorta materialistic they kissedddddd aw she feels uncomforatable stop him stop go girl ugh billy what a douche circassian circle what are these names lol aw josie so sad matthew and stacy her reasons tho so funny AND HE AGREED BC OF IT AHHAHA aww rumors are spreading rip josie but now everyone knows L i'd hate that matthews adorably awkward whats ANNE ABOUT TO DO YES GIRL billy what a dickwad aw theyre all turning on her now yes the feminism i love that aweeeeee anne my child whats she doing making her own paper? thats wild about whawt josie? for the whole town to read uhhh idk about that fuck it ended