#fuuuuuuuck my stupid gay life

[hyperfixationspam]

s2 finale liveblog

good morning sluts i am so fucking scared

hes in his meditation era

"idk a wave or something" babygirl i love you

OH THE DADDY ISSUES

STOP SAYING SIMPLE

SSHSHSKSHDJS POOR BABYGIRL HE WANTS TO BE ADOPTED SO BAD

SWEETHEART WHAT ARE YOU DOING

IS HE BEING MUTINIED FROM FISHING 😭😭😭

YEAH THEY ARE DICKS TELL EM BB

ZHENG IS FINE SHES IN THE TRAILER FUCK YOU

"britain never shall be slaves" 🫤 interesting choice of words

PETES POOR BALD HEAD 😭

JACKIE LOOKS SO SAD 😭😭

RICKY YOU BITCH MY ENEMY FUCK YOU

YOUR NOSE?? YOU FREAK

EWW YOU BITCH I HATE YOU

ZHENG!!!!!

OH GOD SHES HAVING FLASHBACKS

OH THIS IS WHERE THAT SCENE IS FROM

AUNTIE CANT BE DEAD NOO 😭😭😭

ZHENG BB GET UP PLS

STEDE!!!!

"or is it?" loser i love you

ZHENG HELL YEAH!!!!!

her fixing her pigtails 😭 shes so cute

ED POOR SWEETIE

OH. OK.

hes already added a third daddy to have issues about what an icon

YEAHHHHHHHH LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO

SHUT UP RICKY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

lmaooo izzy coming into "well actually 🤓☝️"

PINOCCHIO 😭😭 WE LOVE A CALLBACK

IZZY STOP WITH THE CANDLES

"the brains of this operation" 🤮🤮🤮 U RACIST BITCH

IZZY LORE???

HEY JACKIE. WHATS THAT. JACKIE

THE SOLDIERS READING THE LETTER NO NO NO NO

SOOOOOOOBS

ED READING THE ROMANTIC LETTER WHILE MURDERING THESE BITCHES 😭😭 I LOVE YOU

GNOSSIENE REMIX???

"WE WROTE OUR NAMES ON EACH OTHER" SHUT UPPPPPP

SWEET BABY

"you wrote me a lovely letter!!! 😡" why is he mad now shskdhskd

stede practically tripping over his own feet is so funny

NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR OUR BEAUTIFUL ROMANTIC HERO TO STEP IN

YEAHHHHH

THE MUSICAL CALLBACK 😭😭😭😭

OH MY GOD ITS JUST LIKE HIS DREAM THIS IS SO FUNNY AND HEARTBREAKING AND STUPID AND LIFE SHATTERING

zheng being like "ok we need to hurry this up so you bitches can be gay" queen

THE LONG AWAITED FIGHTING TOWARDS EACH OTHER SCENE!!!!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA

SWEETHEARTS 💕💕💕💕💕

KISSY!!!!!!!

"lifes a dick" real 😭

KISSY!!!!! THATS KISSY NUMBER FIVE NUMBER SIX IF YOU COUNT THE SECRET ONE

HE SAID IT!!!!!! HE SAID IT!!!!!!

bro hit him with the star wars reference 🫤

ZHENG 😭😭

wait has ed not met zheng??? i completely forgot

"shes super tough" "GUYSSSSS FUUUUUUUCK" i love her so much she is everything to me

"FOR LOOOOOVE" HAHAHAHA

"we need someone to pee on the shirt" hey im sorry what did i just walk into

AUNTIE!!!!!!!

"ive got plenty of blood" yeah i can see that

LMAOO THEM JUST CHILLING NEXT TO THE BODIES OF THE DEAD SOLDIERS

"oh you saw the flip ☺️" lmaooo

"i caught it 🥰" cuteeee

BABE!!!!!

"men have cost her too much" lore??? also me too bitch the fuck

"ur not a man" oh transgender? "ur soft" 🫤

"you dont do soft?? 😫" olu baby ily

izzy im scared for u pls stop taunting him

"because....." we're gay? "we're good" ok that works too

"you are a rancid syphilitic cunt 💅" iconic

"ooh theres a lot of them 🫤" stede saw his bf and forgot about strategy

OH SHIT SHE DID POISON THEM. WAIT FUCK WHO ELSE IS POISONED.

"is that us doing that" STEDE YOU DUMBASS 😭😭😭😭

wait theyre poison trained??? wtf 😭

"no!!!!! let me kill him 🥰" beautiful

bruh olu having to remind her to be nice 😭

"i am. proud. of you. 😐" so genuine 💞

ZHENG MY SWEETHEART MY SWEET GIRL

ASS SHOT?????? HELLO?????????

ok ur taking the outfits but who took the underwear too 😭😭

zheng lookin kinda 🥵🥵🥵

how are they all rocking this its a navy uniform its not supposed to look good

is frenchie wearing eyeliner hell yeah

ok yeah why did you trust ricky with that

DID. DID IZZY JUST GET SHOT. HELLO

why did olu grab that guy so intimately it looked like he was about to kiss him 😭

JIM IS JIM OK

OH GOD IZZYS ABOUT TO DIE ISNT HE. HES ABOUT TO BE WUZZY

OK AT LEAST JIM SEEMS FINE

OLU I LOVE YOU SILLY BOY

AUNTIE??????? NO NO NO

WHY IS LUCIUS RUNNING SO GAYLY 😭😭😭

izzys makeup he looks so close to death oh god

"SIT WITH ME EDDIE" FUUUUUUCK

"IM SORRY" GOD FINALLY

GOD HES FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGING IT. I CAN DIE IN PEACE. HOPEFULLY IZZY CAN TOO I GUESS

"it was us" FUCK FUXK FUCK FUXK FUCK FUUUUUCK

"i wanna go" OH MY GODDDDD

"youre my only family" "oh fuck off you twat" yeah thats the proper response 😭

"JUST BE ED" FUCKU FUXK FUCK FUXK

OH MY GOD. THE "THERE HE IS" PARALLEL. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

OH MY FUCKING GOD HE FUCKIN DEAD

congratulations to con o neill for doing the most convincing dead eyes ive ever seen thats a bit terrifying

STEDE PLEEEEASE GO GET YOUR MAN DONT JUST STAND THERE

OH THEYRE BURYING HIM HES LIKE DEAD DEAD NO RISING FROM THE GRAVE FOR HIM

ROACH GIVING THE MIDDLE FINGER SHSKDHSKF

"he was a fucking nightmare what a guy" spitting straight facts

"i think wed be good together. kick a lotta ass" hell yeah wlw mlm solidarity

oh shit rickys still alive i forgot 😭

"shes said enough" HAHAHAHAHA

WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING WEDING YES YES YES YES

fang are u ok

ED........ THOSE EYES........

MATEYS!!!!!!!!!!

ok fang is not ok pls get this boy some therapy

"or kiss or something" 😭

CUTIES!!!!!!!! HUSBANDS!!!!!! MATEYS!!!!!!! CUTIES!!!!!!!!!

NINA SIMONE HELL YEA

WAIT IS FRENCHIE FIRST MATE FOR REAL NOW

OH SHIT JACKIES HERE TOO. FOUND FAMILY UNION!!!!

sugarballs????? 😭😭😭

WAIT ED AND STEDE STAYED BEHIND OH FUCK

INNKEEPERS!!!!!!!

OH MY GODDDDDDD

BUTTONS??????

frenchie skinny legend

wait who pissed on the towel

WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO FOR S3 IF THEYRE BEHIND THO. LIKE IM HAPPY FOR THEM BUT WHAT ABOUT S3

[oldmyths]

Marianas trench for the artist thing ?

hey anon? Hey, anonymous sender?

Hey Anon? I Would Die For You

marianas trench

Do I know them already?: FUUUUUUUCK YESSSSSSSSS

Favourite Song: DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT here’s some songs from each of their albums that i love INTENSELY and PASSIONATELY

fix me (2006); say anything, decided to break it, september, vertigo, alive again

masterpiece theatre (2009); acadia, sing sing, perfect, masterpiece theatre iii

ever after (2011); ever after, truth or dare, desperate measures, porcelain, no place like home

astoria (2015); astoria, yesterday, dearly departed, end of an era

Least Favourite Song: i guess. stuff from their first ep because josh was in so much pain and hurting when he wrote those that i physically cannot and will not make myself listen to them

Favourite Album: Fuck. uhh. fuck. i really don’t know, each of their albums mean so, so much to me for so many different reasons i really just. can’t pick one

Least Favourite Album: nah

Song that got me into them: it was good to you dfkjgsdf i was sitting on my living room floor and much music was playing the music video and i was like... that man... is good. but my cousin got me Into them, and since then i’ve been in mtrench hell and i don’t want to leave

Seen Live?: YES at least... six times i think? i don’t know, truthfully dfkgsd i’ve also seen matt webb live once when he toured for right direction (i got a photo with him, he put his arm around me and fuck his leather jacket and his warmth and aaaafgsdk -- i’ve also got a photo with mtrench... josh ramsay called me sweetie in a non-condescending way and i’ll fucking treasure it for the rest of my stupid life. i would die for josh ramsay. hes so Fucking tall and i’m so Fucking gay)

Rate: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

marianas trench got me through the worst fucking years of my life, i’d be nowhere without them. astoria revived my relationship with my cousin and i’d be. well. i wouldn’t be here without her. without them. marianas trench means so fucking much to me

[fs-kris-fx]

Get to know me

Haven't done one of these since my MySpace! 1. What is you middle name? Bryan 
2. How old are you? 29 
3. When is your birthday? June/17/1987 
4. What is your zodiac sign? Gemini 
5. What is your favorite color? Matte Black 
6. What’s your lucky number?... titties? 
7. Do you have any pets? 2 for now 
8. Where are you from? Ohio 
9. How tall are you? About 6'2 or 6'3 
10. What shoe size are you? 13 
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? One good pair and several crappy pairs for work 
12. What was your last dream about? You don't want to know but mostly the same fucked up dream I have ever other night 
13. What talents do you have? sculpting, painting maskmaking and holding my breath for a long time underwater 
14. Are you psychic in any way? Maybe! I sense this is a waist of my time! 
15. Favorite song? November rain 
16. Favorite movie? The Crow 
17. Who would be your ideal partner? Someone I can love, trust, grow old with 
18. Do you want children? No 
19. Do you want a church wedding? Not at all! Fuck church! 
20. Are you religious? Fuck no! Fake ass shit! 
21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Yeah a few times 
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? No i'm above the law 
23. Have you ever met any celebrities? Several 
24. Baths or showers? Showers, baths are disgusting plus you can't pee in them 
25. What color socks are you wearing? Black 
26. Have you ever been famous? I have been told 
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? No not really 
28. What type of music do you like? Good music 
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Yes I have very relaxing 
30. How many pillows do you sleep with? Not enough 
31. What position do you usually sleep in? On my head mostly 
32. How big is your house? Ha ha it's a freaking mansion! 
33. What do you typically have for breakfast? What the fuck is breakfast? 
34. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes I have and plan on doing it again here soon 
35. Have you ever tried archery? No not yet I haven't
36. Favorite clean word? Soapy 
37. Favorite swear word? FUCK!!! 
38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? Almost 3 days 
39. Do you have any scars? Inside and out 
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Yeah probably some big fat person 
41. Are you a good liar? If I have to be 
42. Are you a good judge of character? Yes I am! 
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? No not really you wanker! 
44. Do you have a strong accent? I don't think so 
45. What is your favorite accent? Uh... Chewbacca? 
46. What is your personality type? I don't know I haven't really met myself yet 
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? Affliction T-shirt 
48. Can you curl your tongue? Yes I can 
49. Are you an innie or an outie? Are you talking about my penis? 
50. Left or right handed? Right handed 
51. Are you scared of spiders? Fuck them to hell! 
52. Favorite food? Healthy food 
53. Favorite foreign food? I don't eat dog shit 
54. Are you a clean or messy person? I guess I can be both but I like to be clean 
55. Most used phrased? Wow or nice 
56. Most used word? Isn't that the same goddamn thing?..... 
57. How long does it take for you to get ready? Get ready for what? I guess that depends on what I'm doing 
58. Do you have much of an ego? Lego my ego! 
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Why in the hell would you bite a lollipop!? 
60. Do you talk to yourself? All the time I just don't listen very much 
61. Do you sing to yourself? Yes sometimes 
62. Are you a good singer? Hell no but I like to pretend that I am 
63. Biggest Fear? Losing somebody that I love 
64. Are you a gossip? No that shit is for people with no life 
65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? I hate drama so I'm not sure 
66. Do you like long or short hair? Long 
67. Can you name all 50 states of America? Probably not even half 
68. Favorite school subject? Art, fuck everything else 
69. Extrovert or Introvert? What the fuck did you call me?... 
70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Fuuuuuuuck that!!!! 
71. What makes you nervous? Everything... 
72. Are you scared of the dark? The dark should be scared of me 
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? 
74. Are you ticklish? Yeah I beat the shit out of people for having dumbass kids! 
75. Have you ever started a rumor? No that's stupid and pointless 
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? Yeah 
77. Have you ever drank underage? No I was too busy doing things that matter like watch wrestling and play video games 
78. Have you ever done drugs? No I'm not a fucking loser 
79. Who was your first real crush? Xena warrior Princess probably 
80. How many piercings do you have? Five right now and I took two other ones out that I got sick of 
81. Can you roll your Rs?“ not even close but I can when I sneeze! 
82. How fast can you type? Not fast at all! 
83. How fast can you run? I guess that depends on who I'm chasing 
84. What color is your hair? Black 
85. What color is your eyes? I think you mean what color are your eyes but green mostly 
86. What are you allergic to? Bullshit 
87. Do you keep a journal? No I'm not gay 
88. What do your parents do? Well one of them is almost dead and the other one slaves away at UPS 
89. Do you like your age? No I do not... 
90. What makes you angry? My mind 
91. Do you like your own name? Never have 
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? Never But I guess if it was a girl I'd name her Susan and if it was boy I'd name him Garth lol jk!! 
93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child? Neither but if I did I just hope it's not a mix of both because the circus isn't around anymore 
94. What are you strengths? I dont know anymore... 
95. What are your weaknesses? The word panties... it makes my nipples hard 
96. How did you get your name? Have no idea! 
97. Were your ancestors royalty? Lmao! 
98. Do you have any scars? Didn't you fucking ask that already?? 
99. Color of your bedspread? Black... what color is your mom?? 
100. Color of your room? The fuck? Who cares what color it is! That was a dumb last question! Oh my god so I am psychic I predicted that this would be a waste of time!...