#fynori rambles

[fynori]

i need a skk-centered spinoff thats just their dumb mafia hijinks so bad you guys dont get it. like imagine them figuring out the gun trick for the first time in the middle of a mission where dazai just hands chuuya a gun like "you know what to do." and chuuya just??? no?? the fuck i dont?????? and so, best guess he's got, he shoots dazai. there arrival back at hq goes something like this:

dazai: why the FUCK DID YOU SHOOT ME??

chuuya: YOU TOLD ME TO??

dazai: NO?? I DID NOT??? I TOLD YOU TO USE YOUR ABILITY TO SLOW DOWN THE BULLET JUST ENOUGH IT PIERCES MY SKIN WITHOUT REACHING MY SKULL OR BRAIN AND THEREFORE FAKE MY DEATH WITHOUT CAUSING ANY REAL HARM. AND THEN I WOULDNT BE AT ALL INCAPACITATED AND COULD JUMP THE GUARDS WHEN THEY GO TO CONFIRM MY BODY. OBVIOUSLY

chuuya:

[fynori]

just found out my moot here isnt my moot on twt..... nobody speak to me

[fynori]

stubbed my toe already... 2025 will be my year. trust

[fynori]

when i go to hell im 100% sure my punishment will be having to try on pants one at a time and never able to find ones that fit me so i have to keep getting changed again and going outside and finding another pair only for them to not fit either so i have to get dressed again and go outside and find another pair and