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astro-nomaly · 9 months ago

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Lego Ninjago movie AU where Garm (and everyone else I guess) knows that Lloyd is the Green Ninja and Garm is attacking Ninjago specifically to get Lloyd’s attention. He’s blowing up buildings trying to like stimulate Lloyd’s Oni instincts or whatever. “Come to the dark side Luh-Loyd we have sharks.” It’s a tempting offer. He gets sad if Lloyd doesn’t show up for their scheduled fighting

#lego ninjago #ninjago #lloyd garmadon #ninjago garmadon #lego ninjago movie #crack #this is a joke btw no angst here no siree #Oni movie Lloyd WHEN #oni lloyd #garmadon attacks Ninjago Lloyd attacks Garmadon they both go home happy #Lloyd sneaks into his dads house to pet sharks #picture this concept as like a Tom and Jerry heist #a home alone heist #pure crack #I kinda wanna write it now fuck #garmadon sometimes kidnaps Lloyd and gives him presentations on the benefits of the dark side and embracing evil #“No taxes Luh-Loyd!’’#Koko lets it happen bc having a teenage Oni is exhausting and Garmadon’s volcano is Oni proof

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