#gaspriceboner

[gaspriceboner]

IM SEAL POSTING CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!

[anarchist4lien]

two pieces of my funger 2 oc, Lumina (friends call her Lumi) <3

art by @gaspriceboner

[wammywrld]

@gaspriceboner idk how to reply to your thing help but yes please make me that toast and soup I hate eggs tho sorry 😢

[ew-emoswag]

ITS SOMEONES BIRTHDAY!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JON IM SO GLAD I GET TO SPEND IT WITH U ((:

ur genuinely so fun to be around n so so sweet thank u for being my friend

YIPPEE

meepmorpmopr,orp

@gaspriceboner

[cherryabsinthe]

Welcome to my page, if you’re here from my main Gaspriceboner or just found me another way, welcome! I’m just some guy who likes to do drag and cosplay. I decided to make an account for my drag persona Anney Absinthe. I hope I can entertain and improve on my makeup overtime. Some of the looks I do won’t TECHNICALLY be Anney but they’re drag inspired cosplays. Basically cosplays with drag aspects.

Have a gorgeous time and a wonderful life friend. I hope to see you again 🦇🕷️🕸️

[gaspriceboner]

Drawing of my TMA character Ceasar (k-ai-sz-are)! He’s an avatar of the extinction and one of my favorites to talk about :3

Tw: Eyestrain for the next photo

[gaspriceboner]

Some information doodles for my comic :)

Extra: somno trying to cuddle them thru the paper

[gaspriceboner]

gaspriceboner?

That's some expensive dick

Yup! And the prices keep rising!

On a genuine note the username comes from an inside joke I have with my buddy! When the gas prices were BAAAD(at least in the city we live in) we had freshly met at a party. The person throwing the party had a rat everyone called boner and we were all hanging out w eachother n playing with the rat giving him treats. One of the people need a bandaid so I get up and grab one, I forget what triggered this but I said “it is your boner and your boner alone that can save the gas prices.”

My buddy came up with the user name based on that and I intend to keep it even if I change the account’s theme :3

[gaspriceboner]

CW: SA, VENT, family issues?

Her words sting like bees but her fingers felt like rocks. Rocks against a thin weak cavern.

I had to get up and leave the room, and sit away from her. I cannot watch what was my favorite show anymore. It reeks of her rock and blood stained fingers.

Her voice rings like cicadas through summer “please I’ll make you feel good. It’ll feel good I promise. Please i need to let it out. Please i can’t hold it in.”

I want her to go away even if it means I do to. Im tired of reliving the things that were jammed into me. I do not want your money I do not want your words.

The fact that she can just lie and pretend I would’ve ever touched her. Would’ve ever wanted to touch her, would’ve ever wanted to grab her. WHO WOULD. Not me I’m not that sick. Im not that sick. Im not that sick. How am I the evil one when you took your many blades and stabbed them into me and will not take them out. She will not take them out. I will sit on them and they will stab me further. I have nightmares about being stabbed and having my safe home broken into. It’s said this is because of PTSD it’s because of what she did to me. I do Not want to be this fucked up.

Why does her being have to be stitched together with mine like a badly set up dress. The one I bought her that didn’t fit that I would’ve fixed if she didn’t hurt me. I had to throw away the clothes of mine she wore. I had to throw out my favorite pants. My favorite thing the last thing my dad bought me when I felt loved by him.

My room grew disgusting, soda spilling and rotting my stick on tiles. There’s a hole in my floor, I can see it, it’s there because the tiles rotted to a wet congealed mess.

I was not this bad before her. I wasn’t this bad. I wasn’t this evil. I wasn’t this bad. I was a good good boy I was a good good sweet hearted angel. I was good i was good i WAS good. What happened I thought I was her baby I fought to be loved by her and I thought I won. She left after ripping my flesh and meat to shreds. She left me bloody at heart and unharmed at face value. I don’t know if anyone believes me.

“I choose not to believe that”

“I’m not friends with a rapist.”

I hate people and I hate myself and I cannot go one logically like this it’s wearing me down. I’m a thinly stripped copper wire ready to shock any unsuspecting living thing. Im unworthy of comfort and love and it started to get worse with her.

🪱🐦‍⬛

[gaspriceboner]

Oh my god i hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them

I’m so fucking mad you’re an ADULT stop holding a fucking grudge when you could have the friend you were SOOOO UPSET ABOUT LOOSING ILL EVEN LET YOU TELL ME WHAT I DID WRONG AND ILL LISTEN JUST STOP BEING RUDE AND TALKING SHIT

It’s embarrassing it’s embarrassing i hate them I’m so tired I’m done dude I’m done I’m so done

Anyways on to the weather.

🪱🐦‍⬛

[gaspriceboner]

I love my goofy ass dog

(I couldn’t find any other audio but this one but I think u get the joke :3)

[gaspriceboner]

Quick art dump of my character Hemindall and his concept art!

[anarchist4lien]

*Retro-futuristic computer sounds*

Bo blorp yorpin bliep...

*Laser gunshot*

413.9 Yipyorp FM!

*Little synth melody*

Blurp jirgin na ba blorps, bleerps a moren barpes!

*Extraction beam*

Blep blornt bor earthling grimman's staborb!

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

VA: @gaspriceboner

[wammywrld]

@gaspriceboner @ew-emoswag I’m hungry

[wammywrld]

@gaspriceboner car i be driving

[wammywrld]

@gaspriceboner hi