#geekfucker

[nasty-osc-confessions]

i need Fan, you guys dont get it, i need him CARNALLY. i need to grab him by his sides/sticks, pick him up to the level of my face and passionately makeout with him. i just want to gently slide my finger between his folds and hear his breath get shaky and heavy. yknow his bottom-half, the twist? i just want to grind against that part, grabbing his legs and lifting them up just for it. im really holding myself from saying anything TOO wild but gosh, i NEED that dork right now. im afraid i may be a geekfucker.

Geeks are readily fuckable, we agree

[smitethestate]

Why didn’t anybody tell me they were making Ready Player One into a movie???

I will find a publication to publish my review of the book and it will be fucking devastating. That book is sooooo baaaaad and I read the whole thing because oh my god it’s like a window directly into the brain of every bitter entitled geekfuck gamerbro.

[youarenotageek-blog]

Sobre iOS7 beta #1

Hay dos tipos de personas que tienen iOS7:

1.Developers.

2.Posers de early adopters.

[youarenotageek-blog]

For your own safety. Do NOT feed the Troll

[youarenotageek-blog]

Un café de Starbucks te da tanto status social como hacer una página en Wix te hace un web developer.

[youarenotageek-blog]

Tip antiTroll #501

"Lo peor que puedes pensar, es que eres más inteligente que el Troll, porque puede que realmente lo seas, pero atención es lo que quiere y atención es lo que le das"