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lamajaoscura · 10 months

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NaClYoHo Day 18

Sometimes, when you go to fix a thing in the house, you wind up breaking it. So the shelf that was slanted is now slanted even more, and if you try to fix the anchor, you could rip a giant chunk out of the wall. Or if you try to move the stove, you risk breaking the already testy oven. Vintage homes are so scenic and /aesthetic/, right?

Not every day can be a winner, y'all.

#naclyoho #please please please let the shelf hold until we can remodel #when you hire union you only cry once #the number of things in this house that repairhumans have said are weird is up there #Weird is code for I don't want to offend you if you chose this design choice #Weird is also code for Expensive To Fix #gently crosses that item off my to do list to not anger the household deities

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