#getoffmyfoot

[wefoundthesea]

🚨 mushy birthday post 🚨 a very happy 30th birthday to this human, who is the center of my universe. hbd ev, thank you for always supporting me, pushing me to try new things, for being my travel companion, always biting my face in photos, and for showing me the pure beauty and bliss of the hotel robe. I love you. #e2brute #getoffmyfoot (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2e9A3yB0tWqGudtG6VADCqffCwTEIZivat5FI0/?igshid=zqa0kgo6zpzo

[autolottoscratchr]

#getoffmyfoot #wintogether @autolottoscratchr #worldsfirstscratchoffpen

[emmathebean]

When her Royal Rudeness thinks your leg is her personal throne. 👑😒 #UhLuna #GetOffMyFoot #BeforeITellEmma #LunaLovePug #Pug #Rude

[xgonewalkabouts]

Person: *stands on your foot* Sorry.

Me: [ You will be encased in hellfire and I will make sure you die a thousand deaths for what you have done - you invaded my personal space. ] That's okay.