kiss with a fist is better than none (toxic yuri etc etc etc)
[additional Ed & Stede's reaction under the cut]
during the dinner with Anne & Mary:
and because they would be (they already are lol) one of those couples who talk over their double date with their less functional coupled friends in details, here's a glimpse of some future meet ups with the wives bc i couldn't help myself:
couple goals - soft mlm and unhinged wlw
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You guys don’t even know how much this means to me😭
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hey, sorry um. bad news i called the Kansas Regulatory Board on your boyfriend. yeah, the one who started dating you and is now taking you on a trip to Paris after spending over a year with you for individual treatment and then couples counselling with your ex-husband. i'm then going to personally throw a football at his head for being such a piece of shit therapist. sorry.
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bf: so the plan is, in case the heatwave doesnt end, we rob an ATM, go to sweden and then create some sort of device to kill the sun.
me: the magnus archives is a podcast
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Making Zack Addy Gormogon’s apprentice shows that the writers don’t know their own characters. You’re telling me that the nervous, autistic wreck that is Zack Addy, the guy who struggled handling child bones is capable of assisting a serial killer?
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so tonight starts the first night of me living alone in a farmhouse for a full month. bthe closest town in 15 minutes away (and is also the town they filmed friday the 15th in) and i'm gonna have to both clean the house and take care of some animals. but! luckily my cousin only lives 15 minutes away (not in the town) so we can hang a lot and i can get her husband to teach me how to do work on cars and how to play guitar or smth :3
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The Mystery Twins have no fingerprints
They run around with an axe all day, and after like 12 hours of this they check if the axe has any fingerprints (of the culprit) and... nothing
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