#gg reboot 2x09 | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

mesillusionssousecstasy · 2 years

Text

Gossip Girl Reboot 2x09: Quotes

- “It’s thrilling at first to find yourself in new territory. Like a drug taking you higher than you ever thought you could go. But remember, all drugs have a comedown. And every leap of faith can end in a crash landing.” (GG)

- “A de Haan never surrenders. (Greyson de Haan) - I didn’t surrender. I was defeated. (Monet) - And de Haans do not claw their way to the top. They get there on their own, or they don’t deserve to.” (Camille de Haan)

- “But what good’s a reward without a little risk? My advice, be bold. Because at the end of the day, how do you want to be remembered?” (GG)

- “Congratulations. You officially have the body to match that bleeding heart.” (Julien)

- “The one person you cannot have sympathy for is GG. She’s created this world where we’ve traded basic human decency for voyeuristic nihilism. It’s a whole new low.” (Julien)

- “The way your mind works is truly terrifying.” (Aki)

- “We need to talk about the eight-letter elephant in the room.” (Audrey)

- “How do you know if you mean it, you know? (Max) - ... been in a relationship for longer than three days before us. I mean, if he meant it, it’s kind of a big deal. And that we didn’t reciprocate is... (Aki) - ... humiliating. Is it possible that you said it because you do love them? Then the only question left is... (Max) - ... why we didn’t say it back? (Audrey) - He did pretend like he didn’t say it, so why don’t we do the same? (Aki) - Yeah, you’re right. I need to tell them the truth. I need to tell them that I actually meant it. (Max) - You’re so right. Knowing Max, we’ll never hear about it again.” (Audrey)

- “It’s only half personal. (Julien) - Between us, there’s some throuple trouble. (Luna) - No. Max. What’s going with Aki? (Luna) - What’s up with Max? (Julien) - Not to be repeated, okay? But he dropped the L-bomb and received radio silence in return. Declare war on the one person who finally put my mom “in her place?” I’m sorry, JC, I’m solidly team GG.” (Luna)

- “I... I don’t want anything to be weird. (Max) - Neither do we. (Audrey) - Which is why I’m saying this while I still have the courage. I love you. Both of you. I said it and I meant it, and I... I’m saying it again. Okay, You go. Yeah. Unbelievable.” (Max)

- “Gossip Girl can’t handle being scooped. I need something so hot she can’t hold on to it.” (Julien)

- “What’s up? (Obie) - Max said, “I love you.” (Aki) - That’s great. (Obie) - But we didn’t say it back. (Aki) - Okay, not so great.” (Obie)

- “Extra dirty. This reminds me of the last time we got day drunk. Best Purim ever. Shouldn’t you be menacing Munich? Or perhaps blitzing London? Why not get blitzed right here? (Heidi) - Can’t you tell my misery doesn’t want you company? (Max) - Yeah. I see your love for playing mind games continues, liebling. (Heidi) - I’m not playing anything. And I don’t love anything, either. (Max) - I’m with you. Lust only, no unnecessary frills. Like that night we toured the city’s best hotel bathrooms. There’s been a lot of new construction since the pandemic. I’ve been dying to be seen inside the Brooklyn Ace. (Heidi) - I don’t cheat on my partners. Gute Nacht, Heidi.” (Max)

- “He’s definitively mad. Why didn’t I just say it? It should have been so easy. It’s on the tip of my tongue sometimes. I’ve almost said it a bunch. Do I not know how to say it? Am I deep down incapable of it? (Audrey) - You tell me you love me all the time. (Aki) - Yeah, and I do. I mean... Look, things have been so good between the three of us until now, right? Why couldn’t you say it? Fuck, that’s him.” (Audrey)

- “She lives on drama. She’s not been fed lately.” (Camille de Haan)

- “Where even the backchannels have backchannels. (Kate) - More like for the one percent to talk shit in person instead of on Bloomberg.” (Camille de Haan)

- “When I tell you things, they’re between us. I thought you knew that. (Luna) - No, wait. Lun, you’re right. I never should have betrayed your trust. (Julien) - Or mine. This is the hundredth time that you have used me to get what you want. And I promise you, it’s the last.” (Zoya)

- “You haven’t said a word to me since the hotel. I promise that kiss meant nothing. And I... I was planning to tell you everything. (Aki) - Look, I can only deal with one crisis of the heart at a time. Trust me, I will handle you later. But right now, we need to prioritize Max. When are you leaving for the summit? (Audrey) - I was gonna take the helicopter up tomorrow, but I guess I could cancel. (Aki) - Tell them you’re gonna drive up with me and Max instead. (Audrey) - You wanna go to the summit? (Aki) - We need a romance resuscitation. Somewhere in that clean, fresh air. When it’s romantic and organic... we can say how we really feel. And nothing about some girl that you don’t even care about. Right?” (Audrey)

- “Well, I just... I thought I would try something new. (Julien) - New? Yeah. You walking around pretending to be somebody that you’re not sounds like any other day to me. (Zoya) - Sisterly bonding? (Julien) - Fine. Just try not to weaponize anything I tell you.” (Zoya)

- “Hey, at least the booze is free, right?” (Mr Lott)

- “You’re not listening to me. I don’t want to hear it. I have too much shit going on right now. Like how I’m low-key spiraling because I don’t know how to say “I love you” to one of my boyfriends but have no problem saying it to the other. Or that, thanks to you, I now know one of them kissed someone else. But if you had it your way, all of that would take a back seat to your persistent melodramas. So if you cannot hear me, at least read my lips. Leave me alone. Please.” (Audrey)

- “This feud is such season five energy. Get over it already. (Monet) - I don’t know why she can’t see that I’m doing this for her too. (Julien) - Because like most people, she lacks the guts to do what’s necessary. But... we’re not like most people. (Monet) - Is that why you wanted me to wear a wig? (Julien) - It’s a shame that I wasn’t more specific, though. That shit is clearly synthetic.” (Monet)

- “Surely, you’re not asking me to compromise my company’s journalistic integrity? (Mr Menzies) - Well, the way I see it, sir, Gossip Girl is its own press source. For anybody to try and silence that, you know, could be an assault to journalistic integrity everywhere. (Obie) - Otto, let me give you a word of advice. When you request permission to ask a question when what you really mean is a favor, it better be worth it.” (Mr Menzies)

- “Max is our boyfriend, Dad. And I know you know that. (Aki) - Sorry. Forgive me. So hard to keep track of what you’re into these days. (Mr. Menzies) - With all due respect, Mr. Menzies, we’re not... we’re not “into” anything. We’re in a relationship. (Audrey) - Just what about this constitutes a relationship? I’d say it’s just a very clever way to sow one’s oats. (Mr. Menzies) - For your information, I don’t need to “sow my oats.” Because I already know that there’s no one that I’d rather have on either side of me. And in the spirit of education, you should know this is a more serious relationship than I’ve ever had before. And I’m just realizing now how much that was scaring me from saying how I feel. It’s stupid because, you know what? Max is worth it. And Aki is worth it. We are worth it. Together. (Audrey) - You’ve clearly convinced yourselves. I guess we’ll just let time be the final judge, won’t we?” (Mr. Menzies)

- “There must be some sort of misunderstanding. (Julien) - Yes, I know her. Though I’m sure once again I’m going to wish I didn’t. (Monet) - But it does! Julien, if you’d just stop thinking about destroying Gossip Girl for one second, you would see that I’m the only one still willing to put up with you. (Zoya) - I’m trying to get rid of her for all of us. (Julien) - All of who? Look around. You are all you have left!” (Zoya)

- “So, you both meant what you said? (Max) - Of course. Look, we don’t need anyone to approve of our relationship. We just need our relationship. (Audrey) - Yeah. We’re in this together. The three of us. (Aki) - And for tonight’s finale, yes, I’m triple-dipping. Has a member of our favorite trio been a little “Unfaithful”? And id JC help orchestrate an “Indecent Proposal” with a certain USC co-ed? All with Wolfe’s “Eyes Wide Shut”? Pardon the film references. I just wanna make it very clear. Aki cheated, and Audrey lied about it. (GG) - Are you serious? (Max) - Why can’t they just stalk the theater kids at LaGuardia? (Audrey) - Max... (Aki) - And you knew about it? (Max) - Max, please... (Audrey) - Once again, everything works out for you when it’s about fucking, but when it’s about fucking feelings, everything goes to shit! (Max) - Max. Come one (Aki) - This is what you wanted, right? (Audrey) - I wanted us to get our lives back. (Julien) - Quit acting like you and Gossip Girl are different. You’re the fucking same. You us information for your own good and no one else’s. At least she admits it. Have you ever considered this whole war of yours is just a smokescreen to hide the fact that you feel so horribly guilty on how you’ve treated us your whole life? I didn’t think so.” (Aki)

- “I’ve been waiting patiently and miserably, but no longer. Okay? This is not a relationship. This is the love story of Aki and Audrey and sometimes Max when you need a little something extra. (Max) - That’s not true. It’s three for all or none for none. Remember? (Audrey) - Was it three for all when you made me hook up with people so you could stay in the closet? And was it three for all when I jumped through hoops to impress your dad? And is it three for all when you two keep secrets from me? You know what? Enjoy your weekend together ‘cause I’m fucking outta here.” (Max)

- “And now an update to yesterday’s editorial. Because here’s the problem with pushing limits. You don’t know your own limit until it’s too late.” (GG)

- “Max still isn’t answering. We were ready to make things right with him and Julien ruined it. (Audrey) - Well, she fucked up, but so did we. (Aki) - What do you mean? (Audrey) - We were the ones who couldn’t tell him how we felt. I just hope it’s not too late.” (Aki)

- “And just a friendly reminder. I know every limit and boundary that you possess. I see you for who you are. Not who you pretend to be.” (GG)

- “Told you. I have a sixth sense. (Heidi) - Please. I’ve had my fill of bullshit today. (Max) - No. Relationship problems? Another martini for my friend. (Heidi) - Let’s... let’s get that drink at my place.” (Max)

- “And here’s another dark truth you don’t want to admit. You can’t change who you are. You never could. You’re simply becoming more and more yourselves every day. The worst versions, might I add. But I won’t let you get away with it. And like it or not, there’s nothing you can do to stop me. I can’t even stop myself.” (GG)

- “What you did wasn’t wrong. Just how you did it. My dad’s career is most likely over. She destroyed him. And for what? Not only that, but.... she teamed up with the worst people to do it. She won’t take us down anymore. We won’t let her. Let’s kill Gossip Girl.” (Zoya)

#gg reboot #gg reboot 2x09 #gossip girl reboot #gossip girl reboot quotes #gg reboot 2x09 quotes #gg reboot quotes #gossip girl reboot 2x09 #gossip girl reboot 2x09 quotes #audrey x max x aki #audrey x aki x max

5 notes · View notes