3 days ago I cooked black beans burgers and they worked like a charm, super duper yummy, I made a lot, yesterday I finished the last burger and welp here's a couple of farts I could record. 😳
Trying the chroma function of inshot, clearly I'm in cyberspace and not in my house. 🤭
Do you ever just want a gassy girl to walk you on a leash and make you crawl on your hands and knees, as you stay right under her ass and take in her farts, letting them heat up your face and go up your nose?
GUYS GUYS GUYS what about face farting where the one being farted on is the dominant one... insisting on sniffing up all the other's rotten gases... the gassy one is begging them to stop and let them go to the toilet because holy shit they're about to *burst* but the sniffer doesn't move an inch and insists on staying until the other's bowels are completely empty. 😩😩
Okay so like, how long can a fart linger. I woke up my roomate today by farting really loud in my sleep, and the smell woke me up. We both left the room early to avoid the smell but both of us neglected to open a window, and when i came back several hours alter IT SMELLED JUST AS STRONG.
Am i just a goddess or can farts linger for like literal day? help?
I sometimes find images and just edit Snapchat captions to them.
In case you can't read the caption: "Pov: You ate at Ricky’s Diner for the first time in years since you were little, and realized why you never went as an adult. “Our Chili is underrated, and goes great with our brisket sandwich,” they said… For the first time in my life, I’ve clogged two toilets in one day(guess which ones lol), one of the fastest dishes I’ve had go through me like that. The third stall is safe, but this whole bathroom is rank, and the worst part is I’m not even completely empty either… I’ve been farting, non-stop, for the last 10 minutes of what I can easily say is the worst gas I’ve ever had. I still feel bloated, but I’m gonna dip now before someone catches me in here, I’ll deal with farting up my car. But yeah, avoid Ricky’s."
You know those girls who expell gas that leave a stain, not in their undies, those that leave the entire room smelling like sewer fumes.
The scent can last more than 10 minutes until the gas cloud disipates, so dense and stinky, and you're wondering how someone could expell something so toxic from inside her. 🥴
when people say they want to sniff their fave's farts, they're normally joking/exaggerating. I, on the other hand, would happily inhale their stink like cocaine.