Watching GMM 1696 with my housemate (who does not watch GMM)
The Puppy segment
Housemate: Oh my god is those fellas on the wall! [Referring to the oil painting above the sofa]
HM: Are you ok with this? CUZ I’LL SUE! I’ll sue if you want me to!
Me: Stand down, it’s ok
HM: As long as your fine friend.
HM: This guy with the glasses is just like “Oh my god, is this really happening. My mum watches this”
Stevie: This piece of fanfic is by author Mythical-Ross and it’s called Puppy which sure does sound wholesome and cute!
HM: *Snort* Spoiler alert: it’s not
Rhett: When Link was satisfied with the state of the kitchen, he made his way to the basement --
HM: [Actual spit-take] What the fuck?
(The word Basement is what got her apparently!)
HM: What’s in the basement? WHATS IN THE BASEMENT!?
HM: Is this like a gimp thing?
HM: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DISHES
HM: Can you not say penis on youtube?
Me: That’s not what he’s saying...
HM: Oh. I’m clearly too sheltered. It must be the Catholic education.
HM: Oooooh! Is this gonna become a blowjob thing?
HM: When you sat down to watch this were you not just like, fucking shitting yourself? I got a shout out on a podcast once and I lost my mind.
Me: Link's baby voice is killing me.
HM: He’s clearly well practised.