#god codex arguments are always hilarious
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The Ultramarines are currently arguing over whether to wear their helmets or not. The arguments boil down to:
We just got attacked by a battlesuit that was invisible to electronic sensors but not to the naked eye, so we should leave our helmets off in case another battlesuit just like it attacks us.
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE BLESSED WISDOM OF OUR LORD AND GENESIRE ROBOUTE GUILLIMAN WHO SAID WE SHOULD WEAR OUR HELMETS IN BATTLE!
Literally no one has contemplated what I like to call Option C:
Most of us should wear our helmets, both for safety reasons and for the built-in sensors. However, several men on the perimeter should keep their helms off, in case we're attacked by more enemies that are invisible to sensors.
Pretty sure I can hear Guilliman rolling in his grave chair from here.
#warhammer 40k#ultramarines#cato sicarius#jorus numitor#doricus thaeos antelion#codex astartes#fucking lol#you just know that guilliman said at some point#“hey you should keep your helmets on in battle”#y'know because that's usually the smart thing to do#and then his sons took that and made it religious writ#never to be questioned#only to be obeyed#god codex arguments are always hilarious
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