#god. if working there wasn't legitimately gonna give me cancer and also ruin my mental health I would so be doing it rn | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

redspringthorn · 1 year

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Dude I miss reaching into that cremation furnace so bad. I so badly wish the owner of that cemetery wasn't fucking comically stupid and insufferable. But like I almost actually miss him even with how much he pissed me off because it was so funny working with him because he did stupid things no one else currently in my life can even compare to. I need to watch a bald man shovel molten hot bone and metal while wearing sandals, it makes me feel so alive

#personal #I watched that dude burn himself or harm himself in some way literally every day and I miss it #also when he cut his hand SO badly on that metal pipe or something and then had me superglue it shut #but then immediately got it stuck to the counter and then had to rip it off and rip the wound open again and has me superglue it AGAIN #btw he definitely needed stitches but he never listened to anything I said in regard to his injuries so when he was like #hey superglue my hand shut #and I could clearly see that it was just going to be incredibly painful and be a disaster #I was just like sure why not. I'm not being paid enough to actually do my job and if you want to pay me to harm you honestly. I'll do it #god. if working there wasn't legitimately gonna give me cancer and also ruin my mental health I would so be doing it rn #also my beloved dead pets. I miss them so #that place was such a fucking fever dream. I feel like I'm making this shit up sometimes #their disrespect of the dead really got to me though

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