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babysgarage · 10 months

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'aziraphale and cas would hate each other' no bc i don't want them to but you know who would? dean and crowley

'do you know who wears glasses inside. douchebags.'

'you drive a bentley? okay jay leno.'

'really? your only music choices are queen, the velvet underground and tchaikovsky?'

'wow snakeskin boots, subtle.'

'this is the guy crowley stole his identity from??'

'are those yellow eyes??? get my gun'

[dean listing all the demons they've killed and all of cas's angel war crimes including but not limited to cannibalism to anthony 'my demonic deeds include gluing coins to the pavement' crowley] 'aziraphale we need to get out of here these people are insane'

#long post #spn for ts #gomens for ts #he would think aziraphale was like a cartoon bear and would be irrationally unconvincingly angry about it #gomespn

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babysgarage · 11 months

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spn/gomens crossovers are always gonna be entertaining to me to think about bc aziraphale and crowley have been on earth for 6000 years and they reached the awkward schoolyard flirting stage just recently while in comparison cas has been on earth for like 5 minutes and he managed to fall several times, stop an apocalypse or 2, turn into a human and back, turn into god and back, get tortured by heaven (again) and somehow found the spare time to go to 2nd base with a demon he barely met, i can't begin to imagine how unhinged castiel looks in aziraphale's eyes

#im imagining they probably built aziraphale up into this mystic angel that's basically lucifer 2.0 #bc he spent a lot of time on earth and disobeyed and basically turned into a demon as far as heaven knows #and when cas meets him he's in awe bc aziraphale's basically an angel urban legend to him #and aziraphale is just buried in his book with a cream mustache from his cocoa around his lips #and he thinks cas is completely feral insane #tbf he's not wrong #gomespn

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babysgarage · 7 months

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aziraphale is a bookshop owner who eats at fancy restaurants and cas is an ex combat vet who had a hippy phase and then became a dad but they're both gay and and they both love humanity and they're both prone to treason and they both got manipulated by metatron to think they're saving heaven when they were actually just being set up to get their hearts broken and love lives ruined so i do think they could have at least one long car ride conversation without hating each other's guts

actually no wait, cas and aziraphale would have the exact same relationship that misha collins and michael sheen have, they would join forces to do some good deed together, talk to each other for an hour or two and then never interact again and probably forget the other one exists

#wait which is a higher ranking position in the military: a leader of a garrison or a leader of a platoon #cas is the former and aziraphale is the latter #im not even gonna ask about the angel rankings bc i know what that would lead to #gomespn

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babysgarage · 7 months

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aziraphale, in the middle of one of his wine nights with crowley, on september 18th, 2008 'hold on a second dear i'm receiving a message. huh. who is dean winchester and has he been saved from? i wonder what that was about. anyways, what were you saying about the hadrian collider? sorry, hadron. oh they really are a clever bunch aren't they. 😇'

#sorry for being annoying in my own home #gomespn

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